Worst Sexual Experience

that's cool, I never want to do it anal style anyway, I heard it's nothing like the vagina, and gets' really loose after awhile.

I wanted to try to it because I see it in all porn movies, so, out of curiosity, and because it is different. But, it needs lubrication, and foreplay (fingering) to lose up to be able to penetrate without pain to the girl. For me, it breaks the mood, so foreplay, kissing, playing, then stop all that, get lubricant, fingering for some time, penetration from the back, hard to kiss that way. So in all, it doesn't worth it according to my experiences.

I've never had bad experiences with the pussy, fortunately all the girls warned me before. So I stick with that.

lmao... yeah right. I haven't been with 1 girl that I've had sex with or gotten head from the first time and them not saying, "you got a nice cock" every chick I've been with says that or its a "damn, you have a nice cock" and trust me they mean it when they say it. one time I boned this chick for so long, like 6 hours straight, made her cum 6 or 7 times, I lost count and the next day she could barely get out of bed to go to work, she was so sore she could barely move the next day. I thought it was funny. girls say I should be a porn star, like 3 girls have told me that. I know how to please the ladies elliot but thanks anyways.

Well, I am different here, I can cum within a short time while getting head. I usually have to stop them giving head, cos then I cum, lose the mood, go soft, so no penetration, and no orgasm for the girl. After 10-15 minutes I can get hard again, but it's a disappointment anyhow.

Sigged. Thanks Pornstar Moody.

at schoolies my dick was treated like a gear stick...
I told her to stop and leave...
horrible...

You are pathetic.

Well my dad could beat up your dad.

I just had a bad experience, my nephew walked in on me and my g/f having sex. I wasn't ready to cum yet, but when that door opened, I was a deer in headlights.

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LOL. Slick.

why thank you. obviously he has walked in on his dad and mom enough cause it didn't phase him a bit. he still asked his question, I answered with a shakey yet cracking voice, and he closed the door. no questions asked about why I was naked and on my girlfriend.

haha...I love mental visuals...I would've loved to have been you! bwahaha

at school the some1 kept knockin on the door.. it was locked so I wasnt worried. all of a sudden I hear a key and two maintenance guys walk in to change a window.. they just peeked in laughed and came back later

And what? You were crouched in the corner, furiously having a wank?

haha I saw that coming touche

Yeah but where is the weirdest/ most public place any of you have done stuff?

damn this place is jampacked full of siggable quotes !




and erm... I did it in the back of a taxi one time, I also done it in the bath, fuck nthats soething I dont wanna do again gotta be a fuckin Image file not present in the recovered backup to pull that shit off. I also done it on the back of a bus

Got a rubdown through my jeans right in the middle of a dance floor of a shitty gig. Luckily, I stopped her before she went too far but almost regretted it later when the blue balls set in.

I got some in the cinema and on a train behind some old people, some woman came to serve drinks and looked at me with such abhorrence.

If anyone ever visits Charring Cross and goes to sit in the Burger King at the corner seat....I got a sly, under-the-table handjob right there.

Eww dude.

KONG MY WHOPPER

Free mayo, yeshhhh!

Kill yourself.

I got my boyfriend off once, usually he doesn't want me to because he wants to have real sex. Most girls just don't know how. I think I could get any guy off, I'd just have to work at it.

get me off plz. kthx!

Bwhahaha.

hahaha.

Wish I could be as stealthy as Ceiling Cat.