post #31
16 May 2006, 15:29 UTC#31
I'm going to go lay down for a while, for some odd reason I'm not feeling well. 
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post #32
16 May 2006, 15:32 UTC#32
QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:28 AM) [snapback]332740[/snapback]
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 11:21 AM) [snapback]332731[/snapback]
QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:14 AM) [snapback]332719[/snapback]
well you can fuck my ass if you change how you do your font.
I hope that's a promise.
/ewww
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 11:23 AM) [snapback]332735[/snapback]
QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:09 AM) [snapback]332707[/snapback]
I haven't had a bad experience yet. I've had a few embarrassing mishaps, but I won't share those.
You tell me...
I don't even know you.
I love it. I love it. I love it. LMAO
post #33
16 May 2006, 15:34 UTC#33
strip!
post #34
16 May 2006, 15:36 UTC#34
What is going on here?
post #35
16 May 2006, 15:37 UTC#35
strip damn you!!!
post #36
16 May 2006, 15:38 UTC#36
haha... I was going to call myself "I tease you." I liked "What the shit?" better.
post #37
16 May 2006, 15:40 UTC#37
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 04:26 PM) [snapback]332738[/snapback]
QUOTE(x__made @ May 16 2006, 08:19 AM) [snapback]332727[/snapback]
You got any pics of yourself "What the shit?" that you can post?
These pictures are of me. What, like naked ones? Do you perverts want me to strip naked in your livingrooms as well?
Haha I mean of your face.
post #38
16 May 2006, 15:42 UTC#38
Another female on the forums? I'll warn you, this place gets gay.
post #39
16 May 2006, 15:43 UTC#39
she sent me one
post #40
16 May 2006, 15:43 UTC#40
face means boobs here at hgf
Circa..we got it man...were all gay. You don't have to say it 50 times
Circa..we got it man...were all gay. You don't have to say it 50 times
post #41
16 May 2006, 15:43 UTC#41
The attachment file option is not working for me, I have HTML enabled. I think it's because I'm on a Mac and my browser is Safari. I'm going to switch to Explorer or Netscape. Maybe it will work. Either that or you can go to my profile on myspace. I know. I know everyone hates myspace. Well, I'm not everyone.
post #42
16 May 2006, 15:44 UTC#42
Sounds like Vince. lol
*That isn't to say it is...
*That isn't to say it is...
post #43
16 May 2006, 15:44 UTC#43
Is that you adem?
post #44
16 May 2006, 15:44 UTC#44
haha pretty much everyone here owns a myspace ma'am.
post #45
16 May 2006, 15:44 UTC#45
Whats your Myspace?
post #46
16 May 2006, 15:46 UTC#46
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 11:44 AM) [snapback]332770[/snapback]
Is that you adem?
yeah that's me. I just grew the beard, and I love those shorts.
post #47
16 May 2006, 15:48 UTC#47
QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ May 16 2006, 04:43 PM) [snapback]332767[/snapback]
Circa..we got it man...were all gay. You don't have to say it 50 times
He cant help it, spamming is built into him, probably why he will never be a mod.
post #48
16 May 2006, 15:48 UTC#48
http://www.myspace.com/jazzminelizabeth
or if you care to hear my musik:
http://www.myspace.com/jazzminelizabethmusik
or if you care to hear my musik:
http://www.myspace.com/jazzminelizabethmusik
post #49
16 May 2006, 15:48 UTC#49
QUOTE
name='adEm' date='May 16 2006, 03:43 PM' post='332765']
she sent me one
she sent me one
holy shit, that looks just like this fat kid I went to school with. Lemme find a pic to compare too.
It looks like Ryan Gooding, right Jazzmin?
post #50
16 May 2006, 15:51 UTC#50
So you 2 know each other?
post #51
16 May 2006, 15:51 UTC#51
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 06:38 AM) [snapback]332669[/snapback]
Basically I like to talk about sex. The question is:
What's the worst sexual encounter you had and:
a) was it because of you or the person and
b) what type of drugs were involved... if any?
My answer to this will come when one of you bitches replies to this post.
(c'mon... never had road head?)
I had sex on a hammick once (it was on my bosses river property) and all the sudden I saw a huge cloud of dust coming from a drive way behind some trees in the distance and it was my boss in a golf cart coming to relax on the river. So my girlfriend freaked out and tried to jump off, but when she did.. she literally tried to jump! She's only 105 lbs but she managed to break the hammick and my dick as well (yes, you can break it). It took nearly a month for me to fully recover.. the good thing was my boss never found out.. he never made it all the way to the river.. he was just checking a meter on a tree up the road.
Drugs involved: Vocodine, Asprin, Alcohol
post #52
16 May 2006, 15:51 UTC#52
yeap. ryan gooding for sure.
post #53
16 May 2006, 15:52 UTC#53
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your hot
make me a fan pic please
your hot
make me a fan pic please
post #54
16 May 2006, 15:52 UTC#54
QUOTE(x__made @ May 16 2006, 04:48 PM) [snapback]332776[/snapback]
QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ May 16 2006, 04:43 PM) [snapback]332767[/snapback]
Circa..we got it man...were all gay. You don't have to say it 50 times
He cant help it, spamming is built into him, probably why he will never be a mod.
I post where my opinion is entitled to be given. If you don't like it then I'll stop posting..?
post #55
16 May 2006, 15:53 UTC#55
I dated the genius... who brought us the fecalmatter constructs of efukt.com and this forum...
post #56
16 May 2006, 15:53 UTC#56
QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ May 16 2006, 11:51 AM) [snapback]332780[/snapback]
So you 2 know each other?
well duh, check her referal.
post #57
16 May 2006, 15:57 UTC#57
QUOTE(Extazy @ May 16 2006, 08:52 AM) [snapback]332784[/snapback]
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your hot
make me a fan pic please
are you kidding me? what's a fan pic?
post #58
16 May 2006, 15:57 UTC#58
I also have that same sleepy eye condition. 
post #59
16 May 2006, 15:57 UTC#59
I'm not einstein, I don't know how to do that
post #60
16 May 2006, 15:57 UTC#60
hahaha