16 May 2006, 15:58 UTC#61
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QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ May 16 2006, 04:43 PM) [snapback]332767[/snapback]
Circa..we got it man...were all gay. You don't have to say it 50 times
He cant help it, spamming is built into him, probably why he will never be a mod.
I post where my opinion is entitled to be given. If you don't like it then I'll stop posting..?
Easy tiger, was a joke.
16 May 2006, 15:59 UTC#62
What a bunch of bitches.
16 May 2006, 16:00 UTC#63
and sluts....bong!
16 May 2006, 16:02 UTC#64
when I look back through this thread, my heart grows bigger and bigger for you gaiz <3
16 May 2006, 16:03 UTC#65
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 03:59 PM) [snapback]332793[/snapback]
What a bunch of bitches.
Play nice Jazzmin..
16 May 2006, 16:23 UTC#66
I bet seans got afew storys to share in this thread?
16 May 2006, 16:24 UTC#67
haha... sean share the sandblast story. haha....
16 May 2006, 17:10 UTC#68
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 04:24 PM) [snapback]332804[/snapback]
haha... sean share the sandblast story. haha....
already did, about a year ago in a thread similair to this haha.
Try posting a bit before you go all thread crazy
16 May 2006, 22:48 UTC#69
QUOTE(x__made @ May 16 2006, 04:54 PM) [snapback]332684[/snapback]
*waits for Rob*
Too easy.
17 May 2006, 10:00 UTC#70
Why was this closed?
17 May 2006, 10:11 UTC#71
I think because there was basically one just like this awhile back, I think that's what sean said. and it was conjoined to a bunch of threads made by the new girl.
17 May 2006, 11:10 UTC#72
so I was getting head a few days ago.... and this girl wasn't the best at it. She seemed to be doing it for a while so I looked at the clock. 30 minutes later she stopped! I didn't know how to stop her!.. but she was a trooper.
17 May 2006, 11:29 UTC#73
haha I have yet to meet a girl that can get me off from giving head. they all are horrible.
17 May 2006, 13:36 UTC#74
How many have you had?
17 May 2006, 14:23 UTC#75
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
17 May 2006, 14:30 UTC#76
QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ May 16 2006, 07:45 AM) [snapback]332679[/snapback]
My worst, probably was having sex in the shower and right before I was going to get off, I slipped and busted my face on the side of the shower....definatly ruined the mood.
lmao
17 May 2006, 14:33 UTC#77
QUOTE(adEm @ May 17 2006, 11:29 AM) [snapback]333164[/snapback]
haha I have yet to meet a girl that can get me off from giving head. they all are horrible.
Same here. Even if she was a professional cocksucker, I still dont think I could bust.
17 May 2006, 14:39 UTC#78
since none of you guys are telling any stories, ill share a funny one from a while ago.
I had been messing around with this one really wild chick and she liked to do a lot, even be slapped. so that turned her on. we stopped hooking up.
then I meet this other girl, really hot, nice tits and we're hooking up for the first time and she was pretty aggressive giving head so I slapped her like I did the other girl. slapped her on the cheek, not hard though.
she stops giving head right away and is like, why did you do that?
I was like, I thought you would like it.
I was wrong. I didn't finish that day.
some girls like certain things and some girls don't. I still talk to that girl and we're cool now again.
17 May 2006, 14:44 UTC#79
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QUOTE(adEm @ May 17 2006, 11:29 AM) [snapback]333164[/snapback]
haha I have yet to meet a girl that can get me off from giving head. they all are horrible.
Same here. Even if she was a professional cocksucker, I still dont think I could bust.
same here
I think girls lie to eachother tho... cause my ex used to say "all my friends get their bf's off with head"... I think they all lie and compete... they're just as bad as us males.
17 May 2006, 15:00 UTC#80
I do think that is bullshit...I guess there are just a handfull of girls in this world that were born not to suck cocks, you know? I love blowjobs...especially holding back on the twitches and moans until you blow your fucking load in her mouth! always pricless to see their cheeks just swell up all of a sudden.
17 May 2006, 16:30 UTC#81
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always pricless to see their cheeks just swell up all of a sudden.
Haha word.
17 May 2006, 17:18 UTC#82
QUOTE(Liam @ May 17 2006, 03:23 PM) [snapback]333204[/snapback]
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
Bwhahahaha.
17 May 2006, 17:29 UTC#83
fucking priceless mang..hahahaha
17 May 2006, 23:16 UTC#84
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 17 2006, 09:36 AM) [snapback]333195[/snapback]
How many have you had?
I've gotten head by 5 different girls to this day.
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QUOTE(adEm @ May 17 2006, 11:29 AM) [snapback]333164[/snapback]
haha I have yet to meet a girl that can get me off from giving head. they all are horrible.
Same here. Even if she was a professional cocksucker, I still dont think I could bust.
same here
I think girls lie to eachother tho... cause my ex used to say "all my friends get their bf's off with head"... I think they all lie and compete... they're just as bad as us males.
I remember one girl I was dating spent like 35 minutes giving me head and just quit and was like.. this is sooo hard and I was like.. did you expect me to get off after 3 minutes or something? she said yes and I was like.. nobody can do that and she mentioned some dude she dated that did it, and I was basically the 2nd guy she gave head to or something. talk about pre-mature ejactulation.
17 May 2006, 23:19 UTC#85
I'm utterly shocked that nobody, not even Elliot, made a remark about Moody's 'worst sexual experience'.
The world is ehh changing!
17 May 2006, 23:47 UTC#86
the moody mocking got old, not very quickly, but finally its old.
18 May 2006, 09:46 UTC#87
my worst sexual experience, which is still haunting me, was when I fucked this girl in the ass, came inside, pulled out, we've messed around for some more time, it was half dark in the room, then we realized in the bathroom when we went to take a shower afterwards, that her ass wasn't very clean, which made my cock unclean, and after I pulled out I made a mess on my tummy, her ass, her tummy, and the bed sheet.
Maybe not worse than some of your "bloody" experiences.
18 May 2006, 11:49 UTC#88
I'd rather it be blood than dookie. how did you two not smell it afterwards? like before the shower scene?
do you still talk to her btw? that'd be a moment where we'd never see or talk again. haha.
18 May 2006, 13:18 UTC#89
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then I meet this other girl, really hot, nice tits and we're hooking up for the first time and she was pretty aggressive giving head so I slapped her like I did the other girl. slapped her on the cheek, not hard though.
she stops giving head right away and is like, why did you do that?
I was like, I thought you would like it.
I was wrong. I didn't finish that day.
Dude, I dont think she stopped because you slapped her, she stopped because she was tired of sucking a 4 inch herpes ridden cock.
18 May 2006, 13:53 UTC#90
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I'd rather it be blood than dookie. how did you two not smell it afterwards? like before the shower scene?
do you still talk to her btw? that'd be a moment where we'd never see or talk again. haha.
It was just a few stains (mixed sperm, lubricant, and that matter), we noticed only when we went to take a shower, there was enough light in the bathroom, the room was half-dark, and it didn't smell fortunately.
But we gave up on anal sex after that, I'd rather not take the chances. I like pussy more. She was my girlfriend at the time, and we were together for a couple of months afterwards. Then split up. It wasn't related to that.
