Read-only historical archive Reconstructed community archive · captured 17 November 2010

Forum index / Funny shit / Worst Sexual Experience

Worst Sexual Experience

165 posts · page 1 of 6

What the shit?
post #1
16 May 2006, 14:38 UTC#1
Basically I like to talk about sex. The question is:
What's the worst sexual encounter you had and:
a) was it because of you or the person and
b) what type of drugs were involved... if any?

My answer to this will come when one of you bitches replies to this post.

(c'mon... never had road head?)
EVIL-WEBBY
post #2
16 May 2006, 14:42 UTC#2
3rd or 4th girlfriend from london, I was fingering her in the dark on my bed and after I got her off I went to scrub my hand to get the rank smell away and hit the light and saw my hand was coverd in dry/wet sticky blood and so was my bed....

thats not the worst thing to happen to someone but it is mine
made
post #3
16 May 2006, 14:42 UTC#3
Haha only hting that comes to mind was when I was younger and my female cousin asked me to fuck her mate cause she wanted to lose her virginity, for some reason I agreed, walked into the room where she was and saw the bitch!!! OMFG I bailed out after seeing her.

No so much a sexual experience but it sure scarred me for life. :p

EDIT: Actually now Webby mentions it thats happend to me before as well.
MikeBorDumB
post #4
16 May 2006, 14:45 UTC#4
Thanks to both of you guys, from now on I'm going to have to wash my hands in the dark before looking at them.

My worst, probably was having sex in the shower and right before I was going to get off, I slipped and busted my face on the side of the shower....definatly ruined the mood.
What the shit?
post #5
16 May 2006, 14:51 UTC#5
I was drunk as shit and my girlfriend and I were hanging out with some guy she knew. I think she was into him but he kept hitting on us both. We passed out on my livingroom floor tagteaming him. She and I were making out with him while I was jerking him off. When I first started I thought his dick was kind of small... but then I just decided maybe it was because he was soft. I kept jacking him off hoping his penis would grow, and then all of a sudden he just came, turns out his penis was just big enough for it to fit in my fist. Sad fucker.

(I laughed my ass off while washing my hands...)

QUOTE(MikeBorDumB @ May 16 2006, 07:45 AM) [snapback]332679[/snapback]

Thanks to both of you guys, from now on I'm going to have to wash my hands in the dark before looking at them.

My worst, probably was having sex in the shower and right before I was going to get off, I slipped and busted my face on the side of the shower....definatly ruined the mood.

Seriously dude, that sucks. I'm sorry. LOL.
made
post #6
16 May 2006, 14:54 UTC#6
*waits for Rob*
What the shit?
post #7
16 May 2006, 15:00 UTC#7
I'm female... don't tell anyone, they might stop respecting me.
made
post #8
16 May 2006, 15:02 UTC#8
*carries on waiting for Rob, and now Frito*
cIRca
post #10
16 May 2006, 15:06 UTC#10
Vaginal farting. Katrina.

If you're Kane, then don't say anything. lol
adEm
post #11
16 May 2006, 15:09 UTC#11
I haven't had a bad experience yet. I've had a few embarrassing mishaps, but I won't share those.
MikeBorDumB
post #12
16 May 2006, 15:09 UTC#12
You should clarify your sex before posting something like that....your freakin us out
jimzy
post #13
16 May 2006, 15:10 UTC#13
Flopping :P
God what an ego killer
MikeBorDumB
post #14
16 May 2006, 15:10 UTC#14
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 16 2006, 11:06 AM) [snapback]332701[/snapback]

Vaginal farting. Katrina.

If you're Kane, then don't say anything. lol


It's alright kane, I occasionally fart out of my vagina as well. It's healthy.
What the shit?
post #15
16 May 2006, 15:12 UTC#15
Sounds like your just scared of having a big cock at those quivering buttcheeks. Pucker up baby... I don't have a dick, but I've sure got some balls.
adEm
post #16
16 May 2006, 15:14 UTC#16
well you can fuck my ass if you change how you do your font.
made
post #17
16 May 2006, 15:14 UTC#17
jazzminelizabethPWN
MikeBorDumB
post #18
16 May 2006, 15:15 UTC#18
QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 11:14 AM) [snapback]332719[/snapback]

well you can fuck my ass if you change how you do your font.


<3 I was waiting for it.
made
post #20
16 May 2006, 15:19 UTC#20
You got any pics of yourself "What the shit?" that you can post?
MikeBorDumB
post #21
16 May 2006, 15:19 UTC#21
Your holding out. Show us some skin.
What the shit?
post #23
16 May 2006, 15:21 UTC#23
QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:14 AM) [snapback]332719[/snapback]

well you can fuck my ass if you change how you do your font.

I hope that's a promise.
made
post #24
16 May 2006, 15:22 UTC#24
Haha sounds like Mono. :P
What the shit?
post #25
16 May 2006, 15:23 UTC#25
QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:09 AM) [snapback]332707[/snapback]

I haven't had a bad experience yet. I've had a few embarrassing mishaps, but I won't share those.

You tell me...
Extazy
post #26
16 May 2006, 15:23 UTC#26
thats a one wierd girl
What the shit?
post #28
16 May 2006, 15:26 UTC#28
QUOTE(x__made @ May 16 2006, 08:19 AM) [snapback]332727[/snapback]

You got any pics of yourself "What the shit?" that you can post?

These pictures are of me. What, like naked ones? Do you perverts want me to strip naked in your livingrooms as well?
MikeBorDumB
post #29
16 May 2006, 15:28 UTC#29
Damn....shes easier than I expected. I'll PM you my address :happy2:
adEm
post #30
16 May 2006, 15:28 UTC#30
QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 11:21 AM) [snapback]332731[/snapback]

QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:14 AM) [snapback]332719[/snapback]

well you can fuck my ass if you change how you do your font.

I hope that's a promise.

/ewww

QUOTE(What the shit? @ May 16 2006, 11:23 AM) [snapback]332735[/snapback]

QUOTE(adEm @ May 16 2006, 08:09 AM) [snapback]332707[/snapback]

I haven't had a bad experience yet. I've had a few embarrassing mishaps, but I won't share those.

You tell me...


I don't even know you.