post #121
20 May 2006, 16:08 UTC#121
How the fuck is this forum infested with people who have game.
Fuck all you bitches. Small towns suck.
Fuck all you bitches. Small towns suck.
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post #122
20 May 2006, 16:18 UTC#122
I don't have game 
post #123
20 May 2006, 17:07 UTC#123
post #124
20 May 2006, 17:13 UTC#124
QUOTE(adEm @ May 20 2006, 04:18 PM) [snapback]334695[/snapback]
I don't have game
awww
post #125
20 May 2006, 17:32 UTC#125
this is not anything too bad... infact its not bad at all...just funny!
I was fucking this girl in my sisters room on the floor... she was on the bottom and her head was positioned on the egde under the bed... she didnt realise her head was soo far under and everytime I pumped...
her head went under a little further...haha!
so when I was done with her she lifted her head up and bumped it really hard...tehee,..
I laffed soo much... and dont know how I didnt get slapped for it!
<3
I was fucking this girl in my sisters room on the floor... she was on the bottom and her head was positioned on the egde under the bed... she didnt realise her head was soo far under and everytime I pumped...
her head went under a little further...haha!
so when I was done with her she lifted her head up and bumped it really hard...tehee,..
I laffed soo much... and dont know how I didnt get slapped for it!
<3
post #126
20 May 2006, 17:37 UTC#126
bwahahahaha....ill smoke a bowl to that one!
post #127
20 May 2006, 17:38 UTC#127
How good are you guys at multi-tasking? There is always that time when you are making out and boning and I always seem to put all my effort into one or the other...
EDIT: Should this be in Adult Lounge?
EDIT: Should this be in Adult Lounge?
post #128
20 May 2006, 18:19 UTC#128
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 20 2006, 04:08 PM) [snapback]334680[/snapback]
How the fuck is this forum infested with people who have game.
Fuck all you bitches. Small towns suck.
Aren't there big towns nearby?
If so, no excuses.
post #129
20 May 2006, 18:38 UTC#129
QUOTE(creed @ May 20 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]334743[/snapback]
I was fucking this girl in my sisters room on the floor
post #130
20 May 2006, 18:49 UTC#130
QUOTE(Liam @ May 20 2006, 07:38 PM) [snapback]334776[/snapback]
QUOTE(creed @ May 20 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]334743[/snapback]
I was fucking this girl in my sisters room on the floor
I also had a guy staying round too (silly of me realy)
he wouldnt go away so I went in sisters room where that had a lock on it,
my room hasnt.
liam your a stud now come fuck my ars!
<3
post #131
20 May 2006, 21:28 UTC#131
Got in the wrong bed once, luckily my grandad turned on the light intime for me to have only semi penetrated my nan.
post #132
20 May 2006, 23:03 UTC#132
Its very hard to share sex stories without ending up pulling a moody and making it sound like youve never had sex before.
But to be honest I havent really had many bad experiances, purely because I dont really care what happens whilst fucking aslong as I come. But obviously by that I dont mean I dont care if the girl suddenly prods my as with a 12 inch black dildo, obviously I would.
But I have a few stories.
Like once I was fucking my ex behind the odeon in guildford and we were next to a government building with huge windows, but it was at night, and suddenly the lights turn on and two men are just peering out the window, and I was just like wtf? But yeh wasnt too bothered cos I just picked off where I left off somewhere else.
One rather embarrising story was in Newquay last year I bought some dog back to my b and b, started fingering her, and her pussy was like so ridiculously small, And I mean I even found it hard to put my little finger up there. So anyway being drunk I thought Id have a stab at popping her cherry, but being the girthy man I am, I just cudnt do it. I was hoping to annialate her pussy but I just couldnt, so I ended up telling her it was impossable and walked back to the beach. poor girl. But I made upfor it the next night and found a 'nice' girl as vito would say, and fucked her like a chowowa.
Anyway, if you bothered to read that hopefully that didnt just sound like a moody?
But to be honest I havent really had many bad experiances, purely because I dont really care what happens whilst fucking aslong as I come. But obviously by that I dont mean I dont care if the girl suddenly prods my as with a 12 inch black dildo, obviously I would.
But I have a few stories.
Like once I was fucking my ex behind the odeon in guildford and we were next to a government building with huge windows, but it was at night, and suddenly the lights turn on and two men are just peering out the window, and I was just like wtf? But yeh wasnt too bothered cos I just picked off where I left off somewhere else.
One rather embarrising story was in Newquay last year I bought some dog back to my b and b, started fingering her, and her pussy was like so ridiculously small, And I mean I even found it hard to put my little finger up there. So anyway being drunk I thought Id have a stab at popping her cherry, but being the girthy man I am, I just cudnt do it. I was hoping to annialate her pussy but I just couldnt, so I ended up telling her it was impossable and walked back to the beach. poor girl. But I made upfor it the next night and found a 'nice' girl as vito would say, and fucked her like a chowowa.
Anyway, if you bothered to read that hopefully that didnt just sound like a moody?
post #133
21 May 2006, 03:38 UTC#133
that wasn't bad...you just basically glorified your cock in a forum full of dudes...
post #134
21 May 2006, 07:49 UTC#134
QUOTE(DEX @ May 21 2006, 12:03 AM) [snapback]334865[/snapback]
Its very hard to share sex stories without ending up pulling a moody and making it sound like youve never had sex before.
But to be honest I havent really had many bad experiances, purely because I dont really care what happens whilst fucking aslong as I come. But obviously by that I dont mean I dont care if the girl suddenly prods my as with a 12 inch black dildo, obviously I would.
But I have a few stories.
Like once I was fucking my ex behind the odeon in guildford and we were next to a government building with huge windows, but it was at night, and suddenly the lights turn on and two men are just peering out the window, and I was just like wtf? But yeh wasnt too bothered cos I just picked off where I left off somewhere else.
One rather embarrising story was in Newquay last year I bought some dog back to my b and b, started fingering her, and her pussy was like so ridiculously small, And I mean I even found it hard to put my little finger up there. So anyway being drunk I thought Id have a stab at popping her cherry, but being the girthy man I am, I just cudnt do it. I was hoping to annialate her pussy but I just couldnt, so I ended up telling her it was impossable and walked back to the beach. poor girl. But I made upfor it the next night and found a 'nice' girl as vito would say, and fucked her like a chowowa.
Anyway, if you bothered to read that hopefully that didnt just sound like a moody?
Oh Dex, you should be a pron star.
post #135
21 May 2006, 07:54 UTC#135
QUOTE(DEX @ May 21 2006, 12:03 AM) [snapback]334865[/snapback]
Its very hard to share sex stories without ending up pulling a moody and making it sound like youve never had sex before.
But to be honest I havent really had many bad experiances, purely because I dont really care what happens whilst fucking aslong as I come. But obviously by that I dont mean I dont care if the girl suddenly prods my as with a 12 inch black dildo, obviously I would.
But I have a few stories.
Like once I was fucking my ex behind the odeon in guildford and we were next to a government building with huge windows, but it was at night, and suddenly the lights turn on and two men are just peering out the window, and I was just like wtf? But yeh wasnt too bothered cos I just picked off where I left off somewhere else.
One rather embarrising story was in Newquay last year I bought some dog back to my b and b, started fingering her, and her pussy was like so ridiculously small, And I mean I even found it hard to put my little finger up there. So anyway being drunk I thought Id have a stab at popping her cherry, but being the girthy man I am, I just cudnt do it. I was hoping to annialate her pussy but I just couldnt, so I ended up telling her it was impossable and walked back to the beach. poor girl. But I made upfor it the next night and found a 'nice' girl as vito would say, and fucked her like a chowowa.
Anyway, if you bothered to read that hopefully that didnt just sound like a moody?
Lol ok Moody.
post #136
21 May 2006, 14:31 UTC#136
QUOTE(x__made @ May 21 2006, 09:54 AM) [snapback]334994[/snapback]
QUOTE(DEX @ May 21 2006, 12:03 AM) [snapback]334865[/snapback]
Its very hard to share sex stories without ending up pulling a moody and making it sound like youve never had sex before.
But to be honest I havent really had many bad experiances, purely because I dont really care what happens whilst fucking aslong as I come. But obviously by that I dont mean I dont care if the girl suddenly prods my as with a 12 inch black dildo, obviously I would.
But I have a few stories.
Like once I was fucking my ex behind the odeon in guildford and we were next to a government building with huge windows, but it was at night, and suddenly the lights turn on and two men are just peering out the window, and I was just like wtf? But yeh wasnt too bothered cos I just picked off where I left off somewhere else.
One rather embarrising story was in Newquay last year I bought some dog back to my b and b, started fingering her, and her pussy was like so ridiculously small, And I mean I even found it hard to put my little finger up there. So anyway being drunk I thought Id have a stab at popping her cherry, but being the girthy man I am, I just cudnt do it. I was hoping to annialate her pussy but I just couldnt, so I ended up telling her it was impossable and walked back to the beach. poor girl. But I made upfor it the next night and found a 'nice' girl as vito would say, and fucked her like a chowowa.
Anyway, if you bothered to read that hopefully that didnt just sound like a moody?
Lol ok Moody.
Look I fucked some girl for 18 hours and gave her 43 orgasms I swear!
post #137
21 May 2006, 15:15 UTC#137
QUOTE(Skipper @ May 21 2006, 12:28 AM) [snapback]334847[/snapback]
Got in the wrong bed once, luckily my grandad turned on the light intime for me to have only semi penetrated my nan.
lmaopost #138
21 May 2006, 17:20 UTC#138
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lmao... yeah right. I haven't been with 1 girl that I've had sex with or gotten head from the first time and them not saying, "you got a nice cock" every chick I've been with says that or its a "damn, you have a nice cock" and trust me they mean it when they say it. one time I boned this chick for so long, like 6 hours straight, made her cum 6 or 7 times, I lost count and the next day she could barely get out of bed to go to work, she was so sore she could barely move the next day. I thought it was funny. girls say I should be a porn star, like 3 girls have told me that. I know how to please the ladies elliot but thanks anyways.
BUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!
post #139
21 May 2006, 17:35 UTC#139
Never had any of them... what you sexualities... and experiences... or do we thred for them? Im kind of lost...
post #140
21 May 2006, 20:03 UTC#140
QUOTE(Wilbur @ May 20 2006, 06:19 PM) [snapback]334767[/snapback]
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 20 2006, 04:08 PM) [snapback]334680[/snapback]
How the fuck is this forum infested with people who have game.
Fuck all you bitches. Small towns suck.
Aren't there big towns nearby?
If so, no excuses.
Dude, our town is the biggest around us, they all come to our wal-mart.
post #141
09 July 2006, 23:55 UTC#141
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 21 2006, 03:03 PM) [snapback]335213[/snapback]
QUOTE(Wilbur @ May 20 2006, 06:19 PM) [snapback]334767[/snapback]
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 20 2006, 04:08 PM) [snapback]334680[/snapback]
How the fuck is this forum infested with people who have game.
Fuck all you bitches. Small towns suck.
Aren't there big towns nearby?
If so, no excuses.
Dude, our town is the biggest around us, they all come to our wal-mart.
Aha! I'm sorry dude, I find that shit hilarious.
post #142
10 July 2006, 00:20 UTC#142
QUOTE(Liam @ May 17 2006, 09:23 AM) [snapback]333204[/snapback]
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
Hahaha, when you told me that, I bursted out laughing.
post #143
10 July 2006, 00:25 UTC#143
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jul 9 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]358633[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 17 2006, 09:23 AM) [snapback]333204[/snapback]
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
Hahaha, when you told me that, I bursted out laughing.
I bet you just wish that was you instead of her, or was it?
post #144
10 July 2006, 00:28 UTC#144
QUOTE(joanna @ Jul 9 2006, 07:25 PM) [snapback]358634[/snapback]
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jul 9 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]358633[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 17 2006, 09:23 AM) [snapback]333204[/snapback]
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
Hahaha, when you told me that, I bursted out laughing.
I bet you just wish that was you instead of her, or was it?
Oh baby, oh baby.
post #145
10 July 2006, 00:30 UTC#145
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jul 9 2006, 06:28 PM) [snapback]358635[/snapback]
QUOTE(joanna @ Jul 9 2006, 07:25 PM) [snapback]358634[/snapback]
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jul 9 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]358633[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 17 2006, 09:23 AM) [snapback]333204[/snapback]
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
Hahaha, when you told me that, I bursted out laughing.
I bet you just wish that was you instead of her, or was it?
Oh baby, oh baby.
I think I may just leave this thread now.
post #146
10 July 2006, 00:31 UTC#146
QUOTE(joanna @ Jul 9 2006, 07:30 PM) [snapback]358636[/snapback]
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jul 9 2006, 06:28 PM) [snapback]358635[/snapback]
QUOTE(joanna @ Jul 9 2006, 07:25 PM) [snapback]358634[/snapback]
QUOTE(Whatev. @ Jul 9 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]358633[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 17 2006, 09:23 AM) [snapback]333204[/snapback]
I think my story is known by many, but appreciated by few, so I thought I'd chip in my side.
At a party, passed out by half 10, throwing up at 11, and passed out again shortly after. I somehow got to bed where I stayed and was approached by this totally random girl. So we hooked up, and as all the lights in the house started going out, she asked me "so, we gonna have sex?"
"You 16?" I asked, "and it's not your first time?"
She answered yes and no, respectively, so I thought fuck it, it's on.
The sex itself was okay, surprised I can actually remember it tbh. Anyway, the deed done, I passed out for the third time that night.
It was only in the morning when I woke up I discovered she was a 15-year-old bisexual, and some beefy dyke absolutely hated me because she had been trying to get in her girl boxers all night. Cue barrage of wrecking that lasts until this day about how I turned her gay, and how it was a sheer miracle I even managed to get it up.
Hahaha, when you told me that, I bursted out laughing.
I bet you just wish that was you instead of her, or was it?
Oh baby, oh baby.
I think I may just leave this thread now.
Do it. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #147
10 July 2006, 02:01 UTC#147
Niggaplz, less with being female.
post #148
10 July 2006, 02:23 UTC#148
less chatting, more dick sucking.
post #149
10 July 2006, 02:24 UTC#149
QUOTE
Its very hard to share sex stories without ending up pulling a moody and making it sound like youve never had sex before.
lol
post #150
10 July 2006, 03:56 UTC#150
moodys mother 