06 November 2009, 10:21 UTC#45,811
QUOTE(cIRca @ Nov 6 2009, 08:59 AM) [snapback]561332[/snapback]
Yeah what's the worst thing that can happen, just do it and see how it turns out. Think about it afterwards haha.
The main reason I'm weird about it is because she came out of a 5 year relationship earlier this year but still hangs out with her ex and he comes into work to visit her from time to time. She stresses she's not into him anymore though.
Do I want to get involved in this, y/n?
06 November 2009, 10:31 UTC#45,812
Yes. Fuck consequences of all kinds.
06 November 2009, 10:35 UTC#45,813
Thanks guys!
Man, I'm so glad I take relationship advice from strangers on a stunt forum.
06 November 2009, 10:37 UTC#45,814
Erm, I'm not a stranger. We've known each other for years. You've been around for probably every relationship I've fucked up for myself. Hope my advice helps!
06 November 2009, 10:49 UTC#45,815
QUOTE(mono @ Nov 6 2009, 12:35 PM) [snapback]561339[/snapback]
Thanks guys!
Man, I'm so glad I take relationship advice from strangers on a stunt forum.
yeah, post nudes after you fuck her
06 November 2009, 10:52 UTC#45,816
QUOTE(benCKa @ Nov 6 2009, 12:25 AM) [snapback]561302[/snapback]
Oh that's who you were for Halloween
That's who I am ALL THE TIME.
06 November 2009, 11:43 UTC#45,817
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Nov 6 2009, 10:37 AM) [snapback]561340[/snapback]
Erm, I'm not a stranger. We've known each other for years. You've been around for probably every relationship I've fucked up for myself. Hope my advice helps!
06 November 2009, 12:34 UTC#45,818
You should definately do it. At least try and get yourself in a situation where something else can develop if you don't want to directly ask her out.
I.e. stalking.
06 November 2009, 12:48 UTC#45,819
Pay one of your mates to snatch her bag, then chase him down and get it back for her. It's a pretty original idea and she won't suspect a thing. You'll look like a hero, and she'll be wetter than an otter's pocket!
06 November 2009, 13:08 UTC#45,820
hire a sniper sharp shooter to shoot the girls ex boy friend.
The trick will be to have him close enough to her that when you tackle her to the ground right after the shooting and go "the shot looks like it was meant for you."
she'll obviously think she is apart of some action movie plot were killers are trying to snuff her so she can't prevent something.
the point is you offer her refuge in your room, tell her she has to hide in the closet from the killer.
then invite your current g/f over to the house. explain how things are working out. slowly lead her into the room currently holding your new love interest in the closet. scream at her like she is about to kill you, then refuse to give up on the info on were the new girl is.
closet girl will assume your saving her yet again and will naturally feel obligated to jump out of the closet and kill what will be your ex g/f.
Explain to your new g/f that she just committed murder on a civilian, and the only way this will work is your,,, eh I just woke up I can't think this one through.
rob or luke finish my joke for me
06 November 2009, 13:10 UTC#45,821
Got my Lockerz tshirt in the mail today haha. To be fair its a well nice fit.
06 November 2009, 13:22 UTC#45,822
QUOTE(cIRca @ Nov 6 2009, 01:10 PM) [snapback]561353[/snapback]
Got my Lockerz tshirt in the mail today haha. To be fair its a well nice fit.
I'm still waiting on mine
06 November 2009, 13:25 UTC#45,823
I think going on every day and clicking the thing has all been worth it for this tshirt and sticker haha. Going to wear it now I think.
06 November 2009, 13:29 UTC#45,824
I'm stuck between eventually getting a PS3 or an iTouch 64GB.
06 November 2009, 13:31 UTC#45,825
How many PTZ are you on at the minute? The site is down for me and I swear its been giving me only 4 points a day on some days. :S
You should get iTouch, PS3 has more incurred running costs.
06 November 2009, 13:46 UTC#45,826
Site's down for me, and it's pretty consistently buggy. I'm up to 340 ptz, though. I could care less about getting ptz now that I've got the 8gb iTouch secured. It'd just really piss me off if I don't end up getting in to the site on the next redemption day.
06 November 2009, 15:01 UTC#45,827
25 more ptz for a PSP w/ game. To be fair I'm only getting one to play Final Fantasy Dissidia and God Of War. Still the handheld for chavs etc.
06 November 2009, 17:17 UTC#45,828
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dana used to be one of the most awesome guys on the planet... but he grew up got fat(fatter) and married a dyke and got retard kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHkyMh9FW4 and the most awesome video ever.
06 November 2009, 17:28 UTC#45,829
QUOTE(j0nes @ Nov 6 2009, 07:17 PM) [snapback]561377[/snapback]
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/j0nes/dana.jpg dana used to be one of the most awesome guys on the planet... but he grew up got fat(fatter) and married a dyke and got retard kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHkyMh9FW4 and the most awesome video ever.
AWESOME!
I seriously laughed out loud
I just saw this on facebook hahaha
"Description:
The ultimate high dive champion of all time and a heck of a family man."
Haha you seriously win this day
06 November 2009, 17:51 UTC#45,830
That video is sick haha
06 November 2009, 18:03 UTC#45,831
just made eggs
06 November 2009, 22:22 UTC#45,832
QUOTE(j0nes @ Nov 6 2009, 06:17 PM) [snapback]561377[/snapback]
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/j0nes/dana.jpg dana used to be one of the most awesome guys on the planet... but he grew up got fat(fatter) and married a dyke and got retard kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHkyMh9FW4 and the most awesome video ever.
lol'd.
06 November 2009, 23:56 UTC#45,833
Dear Nick,
I am sorry for the 3 Men In A Baby joke I just made on your facebook profile. You're welcome to delete it at your leisure.
Sincerely,
Ray
Also, if Bill Gates were to walk down the street and find a 100 dollar bill on the ground, he would LOSE money taking the time to bend over to pick it up. He gets paid more money in the 2.5 seconds it would take to retrieve the 100 dollars than he would gain picking it up.
07 November 2009, 10:08 UTC#45,834
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00nq...News_Episode_3/Anyone in the uk jump to 23 minutes. What group was tht? The one with the guy standing on two cars and the firework getting set off into his cock?
07 November 2009, 10:11 UTC#45,835
Fuck off luke.
07 November 2009, 10:12 UTC#45,836
Answer the fucking question!
07 November 2009, 10:26 UTC#45,837
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 7 2009, 12:56 AM) [snapback]561399[/snapback]
Also, if Bill Gates were to walk down the street and find a 100 dollar bill on the ground, he would LOSE money taking the time to bend over to pick it up. He gets paid more money in the 2.5 seconds it would take to retrieve the 100 dollars than he would gain picking it up.
If the population of the world was reduced to 100, 50% of the global wealth would be held by 6 people.
IT'S NOT RIGHT
Image file not present in the recovered backup07 November 2009, 13:51 UTC#45,838
QUOTE(Luke. @ Nov 7 2009, 05:12 AM) [snapback]561413[/snapback]
Answer the fucking question!
yeah, do it, I can't see it cause I'm not born with uk virus.
07 November 2009, 15:08 UTC#45,839
Anyone ever fart and actually feel a bit of a burning sensation?
how can ass air get that hot.
07 November 2009, 16:38 UTC#45,840
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 6 2009, 04:56 PM) [snapback]561399[/snapback]
Dear Nick,
I am sorry for the 3 Men In A Baby joke I just made on your facebook profile. You're welcome to delete it at your leisure.
Sincerely,
Ray
I laughed my ass off at the 3 men in a baby joke. I am thinking about submitting it to lamebook. but if anyone asks me about it, ill just say that you are a horrible speller.
