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thats pretty much whats gonna go down, lol

cool, gotta have mario find a flower and throw a fireball at sonic just for fun lol



ps. off topic, but does anyone remember early 1990s video games magazines showing monthly entries with fan drawings of mario and sonic killing each other in gory ways?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8340865.stm

"He said to the girls: 'What do you think you are doing?'

"He picked up the iron bar, called after the girls and cycled after them."

From what I read about this "lady" sounds like those girls were in the right. Also that guy on the bike must have been pissed to realize he saved someone who probably wouldn't give him a blowie for being mayor/batman.

Violence is a lot more comical without guns.

Everything is just alot more comical when the mayor of our capital city is Boris Johnson. haha.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uix9kXIMVRM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC3OWjXJmqM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omMzPD1wjKU...feature=related

pft it took me 3 minutes to find something decent on there..

Seriously my film session yesterday sucked Bowser's surprisingly average dragon dick!!! Seriously, none of the footy turned out as planned because the people I was filming with either bitched out or just flat out didn't listen to me. Seriously after this movie is over the crew is going to be adjusted!!!

whos playing left4dead2?

I played the demo last night. It sucked badly.

The graphics were choppy, and the in-game dialogue was fucking weaksauce. They clearly put a lot of time and effort into the cutscenes and previews, and not a lot into the actual gameplay. It was super-buggy, and the action wasn't all that exciting. It was just very shoddy all around.

The dialogue was based solely on you passing a certain point in the map. I killed the character right before he said something particularly inane in that part of the map, and what do you know the disembodied voice still said the stupid piece of dialogue, and the other character chimed in with responses to the dead guy who wasn't there who just said something.

Grr. I know it's a demo, but you'd think the game maker would want to make the demo actually fun to encourage potential buyers to get it. I was teetering, but after the demo, I want nothing to do with it.

I dont care about random ingame comments from the characters, I was blowing zombies legs off with a almost automatic sniper rifle, didnt think the gameplay needed changing , just worked on adding things and making it an improvment over the first game. the demo left me wanting to play the rest. fun with friends over xbl.

Yeah, I didn't have anyone else online who had it too, so I had to play it on my own. It'd probably be more fun with human team mates.

The sniper rifle was pretty cool. I was using it without the scope, and it was just as accurate with it. The scope was pretty much unnecessary. I just kept on getting more ammo from the table, and blowing zombies' limbs off. I refused to press the button to turn off the alarm, since I figured that would end the demo. So, I just kept mowing down waves of them with the sniper.

I value a game that attempts to make all facets of the experience enjoyable. The cutscenes were enjoyable. The actual shooting of the guns at zombies was enjoyable. Everything else was really lame and off-putting. The graphics weren't improved at all from L4D. The zombies were really glitchy. There was one zombie who was climbing over a fence, got to the top of it, and just stood on top of the fence with his back to me, like he was waiting for one of us to walk by him to pounce.

That's what bothers me about it. It just seems like there's a set number of zombies in a selected area of the map that will chase after you once you come into a set radius or proximity of them. It doesn't feel organic or legitimate in any way. You don't get a feeling that these zombies are out feasting on other survivors, or really looking for someone to murder. They're just in a pre-set sector of the map, waiting for your 4 characters to roam into their area, so you can shoot them.

Sure, randomly trade character designs, and give 2 or 3 of the different characters a couple more shots to kill them, or give them armor so you gotta shoot 'em in the back. Randomly place them in every group of exactly the same zombies, and it feels like it's a unique experience every time a wave comes through. It's just not, though.

And the map was completely linear. There's no room for exploration or variation from the set path they want you to go down. They force you to go into a certain proximity of their zombie traps, and there's no room for creativity to go around them. It's just boring to me.

I noticed afew zombies running into things like street lights and climing up only to jump down after and run at me, or a lost zombie standing aganst a wall, L4D had that problem if it can be called that, it doesnt irrertate me, isnt even a too bad of bug, one that can be fixed with a shotgun blast none the less.

its rare to find a video game that doesnt have areas with programmed set enemies, kill them and move forward to the next? it works, I mean it isnt a sandbox game, its never clear what way your ment to be heading but to move forward as fast as possible, I wouldnt want to get lost in an open map, that would kill the flow, it seem like your digging for things that arnt included in this game, infact most of your complaints about L4D2 are things you could say about the original L4D aswell.

so what I think it comes down to is if you liked L4D then you'll get along with L4D2, from just playing the demo it was everything I expected to be and some nice surpires they included along the way, machete ftw.

I wanna play for the baseball bat, that looks real fun for some reason.

The machete was pretty brutal. Much cooler than the baseball bat.

I didn't see that, I haven't followed it at all (my bro had it), but saw the baseball bat and was like "yes".

Machete sounds great though lol

Machete was sick, I agree.

I dunno, just felt so samey compared to the first one. I d/l'ed that onto my PC and got bored after 3 hours and two full playthroughs. I appreciate the addition of the new Boss Infected, but everything reeked of being done before. Definitely can't see myself forking out 40 quid for something I feel like I've already played to death.

They should have some comical unlockable ones, like shit cannon.

freakin psyched. didn't think I was gonna be able to afford MW2 this month, and then I find out that based on a list of games they have, you can trade in any 2 and get 40 bucks off MW2. good bye cod4 and r6 vegas!

my girlfriend is already over me

I'll never be over you <3

How you know?

I love you adem <3

cause she posts stupid facebook quizzes telling the world about how she kissed boys this week and all that fucking shit.

I have a mad crush on this girl I work with. she's pretty much amazing and her friend is like "trust me dude, ask her out on a date" but I'm too nervous

pay someone at work to spread rumours about how you're amazing at sex and have a 16 inch dick. I think the results speak for themselves:

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Oh that's who you were for Halloween

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casual mention your e-stalker in passing, thats a great opener.

I need a cd key for sony vegas 5

Is she 13? :S Fuck her man, go for this other bird and fill in some quizzes!!!

Yeah what's the worst thing that can happen, just do it and see how it turns out. Think about it afterwards haha.

DOOO EEET.