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Tell HGF Things

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mono
post #37,831
07 January 2009, 00:27 UTC#37,831
Subtitles > Dubs. EVERYTIME.
cIRca
post #37,832
07 January 2009, 00:30 UTC#37,832
Are english dubs more annoying?

EDIT: Already answered my question haha.
Slavin
post #37,833
07 January 2009, 03:37 UTC#37,833
shitty night at the bar, hardly drunk, but what ever, its ok cuz im tired
benCKa
post #37,835
07 January 2009, 07:47 UTC#37,835
I'm fucking pissed off at 9:47 in the morning. Today is gonna suck.
Big Mike
post #37,836
07 January 2009, 08:06 UTC#37,836
your day could be worse. Matt lost his cell phone, dropped his laptop in the snow, broke his bowl, put his van into a ditch, got his van broken into, blew the tranny in the van. all in about 8 days. most in 2 days.
cIRca
post #37,837
07 January 2009, 09:08 UTC#37,837
I'd hate to blow a tranny that just broke into my van.
benCKa
post #37,838
07 January 2009, 09:26 UTC#37,838
lmao
Harold
post #37,839
07 January 2009, 11:50 UTC#37,839
Comming home from a girls house I got fucking followed by 3 dudes in balaclavas, holy shit it scared me so much. Car chase lasted about half an hour till some cops pulled me over for having no lights, first time ive been happy to see those red and blue lights.
benCKa
post #37,840
07 January 2009, 11:57 UTC#37,840
Everytime I read you NZ guys' posts I get the picture that there is complete anarchy and disarray in your country haha

Sounds sick though even though I don't know what a balaclava is.. But it sounds bad
cIRca
post #37,842
07 January 2009, 12:10 UTC#37,842
Did you "squeel" to the "fuzz"?
Harold
post #37,843
07 January 2009, 12:14 UTC#37,843
Fuck yeh, but they had already gapped down a side st, cop was more worried about my 'no lights' situation.
Rob764
post #37,844
07 January 2009, 12:34 UTC#37,844
Mike n Liam come Dirtford for drinks on Friday?
Liam
post #37,845
07 January 2009, 13:06 UTC#37,845
I'm down, not up. Forwards, not backwards. And always twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Yes.
made
post #37,846
07 January 2009, 14:26 UTC#37,846
Still back on 10th?
Liam
post #37,847
07 January 2009, 14:37 UTC#37,847
Nah, changed to Sunday 11th. Should be there by early afternoon <3
made
post #37,848
07 January 2009, 14:38 UTC#37,848
Ahh, were out more or less all night with staff do. Well from 6pm onwards.
Liam
post #37,849
07 January 2009, 14:40 UTC#37,849
:(

Guess I'm in for a marathon night of Dead Space then. Nom nom nom.
mono
post #37,850
07 January 2009, 17:03 UTC#37,850
QUOTE(Liam @ Jan 7 2009, 01:06 PM) [snapback]529855[/snapback]

I'm down, not up. Forwards, not backwards. And always twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Yes.

+10 points for one of my favorite Simpsons quotes.
jimzy
post #37,851
07 January 2009, 18:13 UTC#37,851
QUOTE(mono @ Jan 7 2009, 01:32 AM) [snapback]529781[/snapback]

QUOTE(jimzy @ Jan 6 2009, 08:59 PM) [snapback]529768[/snapback]

QUOTE(mono @ Jan 6 2009, 03:44 PM) [snapback]529750[/snapback]

In other news, I decided to book a sexual health test later on today. I hear they put stuff down your japseye. Joy!


It's horrible.
I swear the woman who "did" me was a transsexual.....
A negro transsexual.

Haha, weren't that bad. It's just those swabs, such a nasty feeling. I'm all clear! Nom nom nom.


Doesn't it take 2 weeks to get the "all clear" ?
Or did you goto some posh london one, as apose to my scummy chav infested walk in free clinic?
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mono
post #37,852
07 January 2009, 18:29 UTC#37,852
Weird, told me the tests were negative (except the HIV test which I gotta wait for, but that's well unlikely innit)
If something comes up I'll let you know man so you can get tested again ;)
jimzy
post #37,853
07 January 2009, 18:43 UTC#37,853
QUOTE(mono @ Jan 7 2009, 08:29 PM) [snapback]529895[/snapback]

Weird, told me the tests were negative (except the HIV test which I gotta wait for, but that's well unlikely innit)
If something comes up I'll let you know man so you can get tested again ;)



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Skipper
post #37,855
07 January 2009, 19:50 UTC#37,855
Im on me new laptop...looking all flash 'n shit.
cIRca
post #37,856
07 January 2009, 19:52 UTC#37,856
One day it will break and you will format.
Liam
post #37,857
07 January 2009, 20:05 UTC#37,857
Started reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, possibly the most fucked up book ever. It's basically about this group of people who become trapped and each tell their own short story.

So the first one is naturally about this 13-year old kid who masturbates while holding his breath at the bottom of the swimming pool to asphyxiate himself, while sitting his sphincter on the suction pump to stimulate his prostate.
Then he starts running out of air, so he tries to return to the surface, only to have his intestines sucked out of him through his anus by the force of the pump. Then he cums.
So the only way to make it back to the surface for air is to chew through his own intestine, which gets left behind. Then, while he's in hospital, his sister swims in the pool and gets pregnant from the sperm he left there.

That's the first story, there's like fourteen more. Jesus christ.
corus
post #37,858
07 January 2009, 20:17 UTC#37,858
Sounds fucking retarded I'm not gonna lie haha.
mono
post #37,859
07 January 2009, 20:20 UTC#37,859
Haha, whaaaaaaaaaaat.
I downloaded Choke yesterday. Haven't watched it yet though.
Liam
post #37,860
07 January 2009, 20:20 UTC#37,860
QUOTE(corus @ Jan 7 2009, 09:17 PM) [snapback]529911[/snapback]

Sounds fucking retarded I'm not gonna lie haha.

It mainly is, I just wanted to describe how mental this thing was. The actual story is nasty, describing how his intestines feel and taste as he bites into them. Actually made me feel physically sick.

The whole situation is ridiculous though, haha. Mike, you would love it.