Rap battle

QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 30 2005, 02:14 AM) That rap was terrible now hang your head in shame
In fact do us a favour and hang yourself the same.
Your mum will be pleased when your hanging from the ceiling
Cos its one less mouth to feed, and less asain skin peiling.
Okay now virgin, listen up
Youve lost a battle so shut the fuck up
Do what u do best and cook some noodles in a wok
And add the spices fresh from the end of your cock
And by spices I mean dried asian nob cheese
Press your ear to the wall hear mum say 'Mr Ching please!'
Cos his 4 inch asian dicks in your mums tight ass
Cos her pussy been stiched up to stop over population 'chingchonchazz'
Are all asian people circumcised? or is that only the jews?
Yets ask Hitler and let him choose!
Hanson your times up, you lost this one
Now go help your mum get that 4 inch asian dick out her bum.

peace

QUOTE (funk_master_steven @ Mar 29 2005, 09:58 PM) your a god damn twinkee bitch, your whiter than a fucking egg

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man if I was an asian wannabe id cut my dick off so I had only 3 inches left

bang bang chop chop, tight right after you open your door cause I knock knock, and your wondering what did I do, I just stand over your face and yell

fuck you

I smile and creep I don't make a peep and dex is next with my hammer in hand, I bang the shit out of his melon and and I nail his hands to the front fucking door so when his mom opens it up she can read what I carved into his head "shut the fuck up"

you egg

bitch cat got your tounge, your hung like a aborted fetus, so don't try to cheat us you can't beat us, maybe beat us off but I don't want you to toss my salad

you egg

Whats that bitch, you gota rap clearer
I will kill yo ass man yo just alittle to queer
Im wasting my time with you, you isn't nothing but a rat
maybe am fat and a prat but look at you man you are a spunk splat!
Yo problem is that you think am scared of pain
so back off before I cut your throat with a chain
and show pain because you think yo too insane
Man just stick to your routine so
fuck your mum and fuck your dad
thats what you do sucker cause you are so fukin sad.
This rap is nothing but me standing over yo head
and showing this forum who really I am,
The only master of this art
So dont be smart
because I might start a war!

Peace(Its another rap)

not your best I am by far the king now good night

while your face in is in your mommas neden
I swing my sword and your head rolling from the beheading
but wait you don't fear hurt so maybe I wont make you neck squirt
ill just watch as you rap like a bitch, and try and find your balls to itch
ill switch it up and go for the brain, and maybe then you can feel my pain

" you momma got so horny and drunk she fucked the leg of a desk and you beat off to it"

ohh did that hurt I bet it did
maybe not maybe ill just talk and talk till I turn to rot
but atleast while im here ill just take your head as a souvenere

QUOTE while your face in is in your mommas neden
I swing my sword and your head rolling from the beheading
but wait you don't fear hurt so maybe I wont make you neck squirt
ill just watch as you rap like a bitch, and try and find your balls to itch
ill switch it up and go for the brain, and maybe then you can feel my pain

" you momma got so horny and drunk she fucked the leg of a desk and you beat off to it"

ohh did that hurt I bet it did
maybe not maybe ill just talk and talk till I turn to rot
but atleast while im here ill just take your head as a souvenere

After reading all you shitty MC's rhyme ive decided this is now my time
cause bitch im down to rumble, il make you stumble, and I never mumble
just let me know the time and place
I promise ill leave a 4 fingered ring mark on your face
bitch I thrive with more attention, but I forgot to mention I fucked your mum n stole her pension
she was bouncin like suspension, what? werent you payin attention?
I'll do it once again and give that hen my gem n make 'em show it on e.s.p.n

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I carry 2 hammers and your the occasion im not just gonna leave a bitch ass abrasion, I turn around the hammer and claw your sockets out
so you can cry and pout
then I bitch smack whats left of your eyes out

what you want some more and I ain't even half way thrue your door

I turn on the stove and slam it on my face, cause you know I want a taste

I bleed for fun I kill for rep you want a piece of this bitch step

I can't help myself just lock your doors or you might wake up with your guts slamed in the door, or I could just shoot you, but weres the fun, id much rather watch you try and run, but ill trip your ass and kallie will smash you fast, ill just watch and maybe later ill kick your ass

are you still do you want more, your momma gives head like heroine whore

ill tie your tounge to my back tire and drive around town till you expire, your pieces will be strewn around town and street dogs will lick the ground

the police will cry and start to stutter, but they'll forget your punk ass brother

who did it they will ask, and my name from there lips will pass, funk master steven, fms for short, now let me hear your bitch ass retort

im crazy as a chicken with my neck cut off, not cause I run around cause I choped it off ahah,

a killer with a bag on his head, bred from the dead, bitch you heard what I said

but your dumb as an inbred, with half or his head, missing and wishing for some fresh mud or a new red truck to fuck

I've got two hands for killing but I need only one, or maybe I should just choke you with my tounge

So whats your obsession with hammers you fuckin bitch ass scammers
n try get in my house, you'll have to sneak in like a mouse
when you do you'll see me rippin off you sisters blouse
try shoot me n ull miss n hit her dick house

oh well plough ahead even tho her pussy is purple n red
n rough like caterpiller tread, feels like my cock is bein sanded, fuck it ill do it single handed
but I feel so stranded, beatin my cock in the office block, if you come in il smash your head with a cinder block n make you drink yo' mums menstrual blood
I'll hit you like a flash flood and give you such a shock, put you in a head lock n smash your head with an igneous rock,
so what I smoke a little rock, at least I dont smoke cock.

Also you dont make sense whereas my shits immense so im gona go to bed while you think up your defense

pretty wack but its 5.35am so I got an excuse, lol

QUOTE (Jooster @ Mar 30 2005, 04:34 AM) So whats your obsession with hammers you fuckin bitch ass scammers
n try get in my house, you'll have to sneak in like a mouse
when you do you'll see me rippin off you sisters blouse
try shoot me n ull miss n hit her dick house

oh well plough ahead even tho her pussy is purple n red
n rough like caterpiller tread, feels like my cock is bein sanded, fuck it ill do it single handed
but I feel so stranded, beatin my cock in the office block, if you come in il smash your head with a cinder block n make you drink yo' mums menstrual blood
I'll hit you like a flash flood and give you such a shock, put you in a head lock n smash your head with an igneous rock,
so what I smoke a little rock, at least I dont smoke cock.

Also you dont make sense whereas my shits immense so im gona go to bed while you think up your defense

pretty wack but its 5.35am so I got an excuse, lol

Sorry but josster is pretty good. And its so hard to understand yours funk master steven cos os the way you est it out.

what the fuck is and est and I know I can't spell, they don't let you write to much in hell, cause when I stab and I slam I don't write it out
sorry if that offends you no wait I don't care, now go and piss outcha one pubic haie

but atlest I don't talk this shit about period blood,
you know he fucks mud
but I know he was high when his wrote that shit bud

"I'll hit you like a flash flood"

okay what ever go hit me like a flash flood, "smash your head with an igneous rock,"or hit me in the head with an igneous rock, im just fine hitting that fine piece of ass you call your mom and letting her smoke on MY cock

lmfao you dont make sense, you cant even string together a full sentence
so get your ass to school you fuckin dumb fool
'fo I make you drink chlorine out the swimmin pool

Dont make me get cruel and smash your face with a stool
Cause I rule n your mum stinks like a mule
Don't make me kill the bitch n show her the real meanin of metamorphosis
or we're gona need more space in this place for the corpses,
fuck it il invent time travel and warpses to the 15th century with horses,
kill your ansestors with no remorses, then fuck your mum real rough to get her up the duff,
oddly enough il be nice enough to lick her muff,
cause I was taught to treat a woman well,
inject her with my fat bell and fertilse her sex cell,
have the kid n lock it in a prison cell,
so say farewell to your mum while ive got my cock up her bum and a baby in her tum,
some say im scum but its all a bit of fun..

cant be assed writin anymore, so im done you fat whore

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man your talking like you know my mom, but not like I know yours man I took her to prom, she ask me to fuck her, and I obliged and know im your daddy bitch don't you cry

ill hang you by your dick, if you can call it that, and have your eyes scratched out by my kittie cat, and you'll cry and scream and ill just point and laugh, cause bitch you ain't got nothing on my ass

I got kicked outa school cause I punched a teacher, and I grab her desk to beat her, but that isn't shit compared to what im gonna do to you, im gonna rip your nuts off and give em' to you sis (ewww)

I got 4 simple words I need you to follow, shut the fuck up, and now your heads left all bloody and hollow

im gonna grab a shot gun and pull the trigger cause you noting but a little bitch ass wigger

(you know im just messing )

now listen you two
iv'e had it through
im gunna fucking mofo the best of both you
so sit up straight n listen to this rap.
cos mc toddler gunna come n spank yous asses
I made passes, on both of your mums
and layed my babys in dere tums
so fucked if I
can care about you
cos I need to go to the mofo loo

QUOTE (Purple-Water @ Mar 30 2005, 11:14 PM) now listen you two
iv'e had it through
im gunna fucking mofo the best of both you
so sit up straight n listen to this rap.
cos mc toddler gunna come n spank yous asses
I made passes, on both of your mums
and layed my babys in dere tums
so fucked if I
can care about you
cos I need to go to the mofo loo

Your rhyme is well wacko
Dont be hatin me cause I get yo mum in the sacco
You try to be a nasty dog
But all you remind me is the big turd lying on my bog
Think you insane in the brain?
No bro you a pain in the slow lain
Keep to your shit rhyme
Oh you are? oh thank GOD it was time!
I have more fun rapping with ma mama
than you touching your dads ass with a banana
Check this rap, it isn't about you or Montana
"its about me, yay" Fuck you fool
you isn't kool.
Shut the fuck up and get back to choir school.


Its another rap
(no seriousness meant)

what did I hear you right, how can your "rymes" really be tight
im not the best, the thought it absurd, but I least I don't make up words

you know how hard it is to think of new ways, to kick ass your asses, and inflict new pain

but why not here it goes, I grabed your throat and a water hose, and I roped it down your throught and your noes watered my weed as you gagged and choked

I used your head as a bong and your chest as a seat, im fucking crazy so I just ate your feet, you all think your the shit, well it must be hard to think of new ways to ryme to "your a retard" get more original you didn't fuck my mom, and I guess I can admit I really took your sister to prom[burn]

heres my dick so now get on your knees, and while your down there go ahead and give my nuts a squeez

Bitch thinks he's tough
Don't get me wrong, you're pretty rough
You look like a fuckin scruff
go suck your dads cock
then get him to hold you in his manly lock
cos you're shit
you'll never get near a clit
fuck me now, fuck me later
doesn't make much difference, cos I'm your number 1 hater
you smoke too much weed
you're just a little seed
so shag your mom and your dad
because you're sad
so here goes da rap for all da nigga's
and sitting on your ass are all the wigga's

damn g man, you can't ryme for a shit not watch me spit

you sound your wrote that shit in english, and it sounds like you made a d, now you seee with me you shouldn't even talk, you ass know you've just been craving my cock, you let dax rip your ass open, and then you started typing to me about how your go nut groping, thats all fine I geuss I don't judge but I don't want to hear this shit about you packing my fudge, go suck on joosters dick, go for seconds if you will, and if I see you again it's you ass ill kill

you blue around the gills, can't you read, and your bitch ass is the "seed"

check yo self before you hurt yourself
sorry I will let your mum tell you dad herself
Yo is still talkign about pain
Did you not learn I dont fear no pain
You so full on cocaine
you dont know what the fuck you on jane
Sorry a forgot you dont like to be called that
that your name around the flat.
Yah you heard me, homosexual
go dressing up in that little skirt and get rapped in the ass in that canal
Wigga you isn't even got a pen pal.
gazaa como el puto este va rapear
si no puede ni follar
Thats spanish if you didnt understand
you beta watch out man
With out fuckin
all you are for is for dick sucking
We all know how you like your ring
not the key ring, not your mums engagement ring
but your dad ching dang ding dong But ring

RAPPINNNNG

QUOTE (Junkie Kalle @ Mar 31 2005, 01:32 AM) gazaa como el puto este va rapear
si no puede ni follar

Just kidding...

Don't cry bitch,
you getting on my fuckin tits
where the loser resides
someone like you sure collides
so go fuck a horse in the ass
and lemme steal the lass
your dad likes the taste of your dick
I think its fuckin sick
so go drink orange juice
you are one fuck of a moose
you nigga don't even compare
and I don't particuarly care
so shake your cock at your mom
and let me set off a fuckin bomb
you suck, I rule
stop acting like such a tool
stupid is as stuid does
don't expect no man hugs
take your hard raped ass back home
and get your mom to give you a comb
we nigga's be pimpin in da hood
shooting da wigga's like we should

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Check this bitch Funk master Steven out
the way he writes his raps, I cant work his rhyming schemes out
Just posts so much shit, that dont make sense
This isn't a poetry competion bitch, dont take offense
Taking too many tips from blazing squad to help you with your raps
Notice I hadnt mentioned your mother yet? cos I know shes fat.
So dont give up the day job and be on your way
Or give a shitty responce to this, whilst I give your baby sister a play
So dont change the tizzle
Turn it up a little
this is the show they call doggy fizzle