post #91
30 March 2005, 00:01 UTC#91
I wanna MC battle am bored!! any 1 wanna take me
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post #92
30 March 2005, 00:03 UTC#92
Kalle did u notice your name in my 2pac song?
If not listen to it closely
If not listen to it closely
post #93
30 March 2005, 00:05 UTC#93
yall are chumps, who wants to battle, I was undefeated in #thearena
post #94
30 March 2005, 00:08 UTC#94
OHH BRO, I Missed it earlier. Did you add some effects to it??
"Its time to rap back thats what Kalle said"
haha Great
K
"Its time to rap back thats what Kalle said"
haha Great
K
post #95
30 March 2005, 00:10 UTC#95
Hansen I wanna battle you, ladies first shoot with your best cause I wotn go nicely with you 
Kalle
Kalle
post #96
30 March 2005, 00:17 UTC#96
Hanson heres a rap for you!
Check this asian Hanson out
He just screams and shouts
Egg fried this, egg fried that
It comes out his mouth when your having a chat.
His old man is the key maker
his mums an orgasm faker
And late at night hansen is the 'ASIAN RAPER'!
He spends all his time on pointless threads
Girls are put off by the size of his head
rumour has it he lasts for 30 seconds in bed
But thats ok cos hes the big lovable asian!
With only a face a mother cud love, something from an invasion!
His skin is dark but his dick is white
Like most of them he cant read or write!
Finguring his asshole deep into the night
Tried to fuck his mum, but her ass was too tight.
So heres my rap for you, Mr ching chong choo
But I must be off, cos im in your mum like a kangeroo!
Dont take it the wrong way, isnt meant to be mean!
Now rap to me bitch!
Check this asian Hanson out
He just screams and shouts
Egg fried this, egg fried that
It comes out his mouth when your having a chat.
His old man is the key maker
his mums an orgasm faker
And late at night hansen is the 'ASIAN RAPER'!
He spends all his time on pointless threads
Girls are put off by the size of his head
rumour has it he lasts for 30 seconds in bed
But thats ok cos hes the big lovable asian!
With only a face a mother cud love, something from an invasion!
His skin is dark but his dick is white
Like most of them he cant read or write!
Finguring his asshole deep into the night
Tried to fuck his mum, but her ass was too tight.
So heres my rap for you, Mr ching chong choo
But I must be off, cos im in your mum like a kangeroo!
Dont take it the wrong way, isnt meant to be mean!
Now rap to me bitch!
post #97
30 March 2005, 00:19 UTC#97
that was a sweet 1 Dex! A wanna battle you biatch
WE CAN HAVE A SHOWDOWN BIATCH
WE CAN HAVE A SHOWDOWN BIATCH
post #98
30 March 2005, 00:21 UTC#98
Im fucking tired, im just gonna have a beedie and go to bed, sorry dude, tomoro though!
post #99
30 March 2005, 00:24 UTC#99
post #100
30 March 2005, 00:25 UTC#100
Aye defo man, al wake up around 14.00 so al be on most day cause not aloud yet or al get more ill External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of lol.gif
Good night mate
tlk tmz
Good night mate
tlk tmz
post #101
30 March 2005, 00:41 UTC#101
Ok cool, battle tomoro then!
Prepar yourself!
And hopefully youll put up more of a battle than Veni!
And Gazaa check yo messages!
Prepar yourself!
And hopefully youll put up more of a battle than Veni!
And Gazaa check yo messages!
post #102
30 March 2005, 01:14 UTC#102
ill battle any one, im bored and tired
post #103
30 March 2005, 01:22 UTC#103
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 29 2005, 08:17 PM) Hanson heres a rap for you!
Check this asian Hanson out
He just screams and shouts
Egg fried this, egg fried that
It comes out his mouth when your having a chat.
His old man is the key maker
his mums an orgasm faker
And late at night hansen is the 'ASIAN RAPER'!
He spends all his time on pointless threads
Girls are put off by the size of his head
rumour has it he lasts for 30 seconds in bed
But thats ok cos hes the big lovable asian!
With only a face a mother cud love, something from an invasion!
His skin is dark but his dick is white
Like most of them he cant read or write!
Finguring his asshole deep into the night
Tried to fuck his mum, but her ass was too tight.
So heres my rap for you, Mr ching chong choo
But I must be off, cos im in your mum like a kangeroo!
Dont take it the wrong way, isnt meant to be mean!
Now rap to me bitch!
Yo you think you got me with that sucka ass rap
yo check it foo ima bout to bust you a cap
you wish you could touch this, but I spit too hard
I spit on your family and get them all SARed
this rap isn't no contest, im a masta at this
you gonna be cryin cause you got the death of kiss
why should I try, im the best mc
hey look at you, you just gone and peed
so you're a wanna be nigga as your signature says
you should just quit now and go hang out with fez
yo check it dex I a-int got time for this
go find a towel to clean up that piss
fuck you gazaa and your changing filter from isn't to isnt
Check this asian Hanson out
He just screams and shouts
Egg fried this, egg fried that
It comes out his mouth when your having a chat.
His old man is the key maker
his mums an orgasm faker
And late at night hansen is the 'ASIAN RAPER'!
He spends all his time on pointless threads
Girls are put off by the size of his head
rumour has it he lasts for 30 seconds in bed
But thats ok cos hes the big lovable asian!
With only a face a mother cud love, something from an invasion!
His skin is dark but his dick is white
Like most of them he cant read or write!
Finguring his asshole deep into the night
Tried to fuck his mum, but her ass was too tight.
So heres my rap for you, Mr ching chong choo
But I must be off, cos im in your mum like a kangeroo!
Dont take it the wrong way, isnt meant to be mean!
Now rap to me bitch!
Yo you think you got me with that sucka ass rap
yo check it foo ima bout to bust you a cap
you wish you could touch this, but I spit too hard
I spit on your family and get them all SARed
this rap isn't no contest, im a masta at this
you gonna be cryin cause you got the death of kiss
why should I try, im the best mc
hey look at you, you just gone and peed
so you're a wanna be nigga as your signature says
you should just quit now and go hang out with fez
yo check it dex I a-int got time for this
go find a towel to clean up that piss
fuck you gazaa and your changing filter from isn't to isnt
post #104
30 March 2005, 01:31 UTC#104
THAT SUCKED I WON!
post #105
30 March 2005, 01:32 UTC#105
FUCK YOU IM UNDEFEATED
post #106
30 March 2005, 01:38 UTC#106
QUOTE (Junkie Kalle @ Mar 29 2005, 11:34 PM) Funk Master
You isn't nothing but disaster
Touching lil kids like if you were Jackson
ohh my god no actaully, you are Stevson
I dont like to brag about me either
but look at you you brag about your weener
This isn't rap, this isn't hip hop
this with you is easier than pop
So back up Funk, bow down faster
and al let you call me the real Master
Dont take seriously am just playing. That went quite gd
man the only time I saw kid dick was a day right quick
when you showed that thing hanging next leg
you dropped your pants and begged for head
I see what you do with your dog in the shed,
he bit it off and you thought you had a period when the bloody stump bled
you searched thrue you dogs shit till it was found and popped it in your mouth fucking fresh off the ground(eww)
you licked it up good and didn't even spit
cause your a sick fuck who loves the taste of shit
then I went packing into your yard and you were going "funk funk funk master" like a fucking retard, I pulled your toung back and tied it round your neck you breathed for air and shit out your own dick
your mom came running and I went gunning,
you can still find pieces of her head
hanging out with your dead dog in you sick shed
im just playing man
You isn't nothing but disaster
Touching lil kids like if you were Jackson
ohh my god no actaully, you are Stevson
I dont like to brag about me either
but look at you you brag about your weener
This isn't rap, this isn't hip hop
this with you is easier than pop
So back up Funk, bow down faster
and al let you call me the real Master
Dont take seriously am just playing. That went quite gd
man the only time I saw kid dick was a day right quick
when you showed that thing hanging next leg
you dropped your pants and begged for head
I see what you do with your dog in the shed,
he bit it off and you thought you had a period when the bloody stump bled
you searched thrue you dogs shit till it was found and popped it in your mouth fucking fresh off the ground(eww)
you licked it up good and didn't even spit
cause your a sick fuck who loves the taste of shit
then I went packing into your yard and you were going "funk funk funk master" like a fucking retard, I pulled your toung back and tied it round your neck you breathed for air and shit out your own dick
your mom came running and I went gunning,
you can still find pieces of her head
hanging out with your dead dog in you sick shed
im just playing man
post #107
30 March 2005, 01:48 UTC#107
your mom wasnt playin
post #108
30 March 2005, 01:49 UTC#108
your mom was playing, wit here self then me then your dog
wanna battle beast from the east
wanna battle beast from the east
post #109
30 March 2005, 01:50 UTC#109
nigga you isn't worth my time now go down to south street and buy me a dime
post #110
30 March 2005, 01:51 UTC#110
fuck you your bitch, I was bangin your momma's itch while your were using your finger to dig out your ditch, and by ditch I mean ass and the only reason you pass is cause you gonna fall and everone will see it all
post #111
30 March 2005, 01:52 UTC#111
Yo my names Rikki
I have a Huge Dicki.
Im good in the sack.
Thats how I make up what I lack.
Im cool
And your a fool
LMFAO....
wow.....you can tell im not black.
I have a Huge Dicki.
Im good in the sack.
Thats how I make up what I lack.
Im cool
And your a fool
LMFAO....
wow.....you can tell im not black.
post #112
30 March 2005, 01:54 UTC#112
QUOTE (fat videos @ Mar 30 2005, 01:52 AM) Yo my names Rikki
I have a Huge Dicki.
Im good in the sack.
Thats how I make up what I lack.
Im cool
And your a fool
LMFAO....
wow.....you can tell im not black.
slow your roll
or smoke a bowl
truth be told this is getting old but ill still battle any mc that dissagrees with me put the mic up and watch your ass meet defeat
I have a Huge Dicki.
Im good in the sack.
Thats how I make up what I lack.
Im cool
And your a fool
LMFAO....
wow.....you can tell im not black.
slow your roll
or smoke a bowl
truth be told this is getting old but ill still battle any mc that dissagrees with me put the mic up and watch your ass meet defeat
post #113
30 March 2005, 01:57 UTC#113
this thread is too white for my likings
post #114
30 March 2005, 01:58 UTC#114
your a god damn twinkee bitch, your whiter than a fucking egg
post #115
30 March 2005, 01:58 UTC#115
Yo Funkmaster lets battle, get some lines going!!!
Just saw your reply to my rap, il come up with sumthing in a sec
K
Well if you want start a new 1 what you want??
Just saw your reply to my rap, il come up with sumthing in a sec
K
Well if you want start a new 1 what you want??
post #116
30 March 2005, 02:01 UTC#116
oh shit man watch me spit and you'll see im legit
pulled the fucking butter knife out of you back
and used the end, to , cut off you nut sack
you quiver and cry and you slowly die and I try to crie but that would be a lie, so I frie you fucking eye in a pan as you watch and think "man I shouldn't have said shit" but then it's to late
and thats what happen when yo ass instigate
pulled the fucking butter knife out of you back
and used the end, to , cut off you nut sack
you quiver and cry and you slowly die and I try to crie but that would be a lie, so I frie you fucking eye in a pan as you watch and think "man I shouldn't have said shit" but then it's to late
and thats what happen when yo ass instigate
post #117
30 March 2005, 02:06 UTC#117
well son I thought that off the top of my head
cause when you hesitate you might wind up dead I need some new shit to ryme to, cause you a blind foo, and I need to know who thinks they can't beat the fms rocking it in your street to a phatass beat and bitches barefeet dacing like a freak
cause when you hesitate you might wind up dead I need some new shit to ryme to, cause you a blind foo, and I need to know who thinks they can't beat the fms rocking it in your street to a phatass beat and bitches barefeet dacing like a freak
post #118
30 March 2005, 02:10 UTC#118
post #119
30 March 2005, 02:13 UTC#119
yeah but im bored and it's fun
post #120
30 March 2005, 02:14 UTC#120
That rap was terrible now hang your head in shame
In fact do us a favour and hang yourself the same.
Your mum will be pleased when your hanging from the ceiling
Cos its one less mouth to feed, and less asain skin peiling.
Okay now virgin, listen up
Youve lost a battle so shut the fuck up
Do what u do best and cook some noodles in a wok
And add the spices fresh from the end of your cock
And by spices I mean dried asian nob cheese
Press your ear to the wall hear mum say 'Mr Ching please!'
Cos his 4 inch asian dicks in your mums tight ass
Cos her pussy been stiched up to stop over population 'chingchonchazz'
Are all asian people circumcised? or is that only the jews?
Yets ask Hitler and let him choose!
Hanson your times up, you lost this one
Now go help your mum get that 4 inch asian dick out her bum.
peace