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Mono
post #151
31 March 2005, 10:40 UTC#151
I think venis gone forever.
DEX
post #152
31 March 2005, 13:43 UTC#152
I think I love your sig.

Its like the biohazard logo
Mono
post #153
31 March 2005, 15:35 UTC#153
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 31 2005, 01:43 PM) I think I love your sig.

Its like the biohazard logo

Why thankyou, it was inspired by dawn of the dead. And yes, that be the biohazard symbol.
Sam Evans
post #155
31 March 2005, 19:21 UTC#155
dex thinks he's a pro
dex thinks he's a mod
dex fucked his dad
and his dad sucked his nob

dex says his group is good
but theyre all vein shits
they dont deserve fanpics
on big hot pairs of tits

we might be young
thats why we isn't the best
but I know that muppets
let down hgf

he's made a gay porn film
called followthru
of him and scott fucking
YES ITS TRUE!
Greg
post #156
31 March 2005, 19:30 UTC#156
Veni the rap was not that good. But the last part made me laugh.
Mono
post #157
31 March 2005, 19:30 UTC#157
Meh I thought it wasnt bad.
kuffi
post #158
31 March 2005, 19:35 UTC#158
yo yo veni vearl
you sound like a girl
actually I didnt read your rap
I dont give a crap
sure you can diss me
but you can't see
the true skills I have
my beats will make you deaf
so do you wanna ref
play by the rules or get owned by kef

haha I just keep on going
rhymes are flowing
the blunt in ma mouth is blowing
I will be mowing
over scum videos
punch punch take these blows
yeah little bitch please cry
common don't deny
we all know your gay and shy
how old are you anyways?
eleven? fuck it there's 2 ways
diss me now
or fuck off and bow
down for the master
to prevent a disaster
Sam Evans
post #159
31 March 2005, 19:36 UTC#159
QUOTE (kuffi @ Mar 31 2005, 07:35 PM) yo yo veni vearl
you sound like a girl
actually I didnt read your rap
I dont give a crap
sure you can diss me
but you can't see
the true skills I have
my beats will make you deaf
so do you wanna ref
play by the rules or get owned by kef

haha I just keep on going
rhymes are flowing
the blunt in ma mouth is blowing
I will be mowing
over scum videos
punch punch take these blows
yeah little bitch please cry
common don't deny
we all know your gay and shy
how old are you anyways?
eleven? fuck it there's 2 ways
diss me now
or fuck off and bow
down for the master
to prevent a disaster

I can assure you that some fags are gonna post Nice Work Kuffi biggrin.gif or some shit

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InnocentByBlood
post #161
31 March 2005, 19:44 UTC#161
Veni says he's leaving.
im gunna miss him.
he made me laugh he made cry.
oh jesus christ what a guy.
kuffi
post #163
31 March 2005, 20:01 UTC#163
haha so funny, imagine you'd take ever rap battle so serious, you'd get a trauma.
Junkie Kalle
post #164
31 March 2005, 20:04 UTC#164
International abuse
its nothing but old news
Shit here shit there
everybody with different point of views
Veni leaving, or say running away from the abuses.
This contest is nothing but abuses, uses
for those who can amuse us
European, American or African
we dont give a fuck unless you are a spam.
The sound of cheering
when Veni is leaving
its jsut so unbelieving
This thred abotu raps has taken its weaving
its tought to be so thieving (you know what am on about Veni)
The jump never came, those promises never showed
So we all laughed at you, man you got owned!!

K
urban_ben
post #167
31 March 2005, 20:42 UTC#167
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 31 2005, 08:36 PM) FUCK YOU YOU FOREIGN CUNT!!!! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fuk.gif

Now no! Bad Sam I gave you a chance but you do not bring that kind ov talk into this thread...now u wanted this rap battle and now u cant take it..what would your mum say if she new that you were being nasty to Kuffi

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Shame on you......
funk master steven
post #168
31 March 2005, 21:45 UTC#168
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 31 2005, 10:09 AM) Check this bitch Funk master Steven out
the way he writes his raps, I cant work his rhyming schemes out
Just posts so much shit, that dont make sense
This isn't a poetry competion bitch, dont take offense
Taking too many tips from blazing squad to help you with your raps
Notice I hadnt mentioned your mother yet? cos I know shes fat.
So dont give up the day job and be on your way
Or give a shitty responce to this, whilst I give your baby sister a play
So dont change the tizzle
Turn it up a little
this is the show they call doggy fizzle

dex what are you trying to say
"ill give you baby sister a play"
your the one who pulls shit out of your ass
I bet soon it will be "your flags at half mast"

cause I don't spend much time writing these rymes, they come out quick, and I do just fine, you just must be blind

wait now could you understand that, or is this better "your momma's fat"
if you want, I can ryme like you "ill make you feel blue, and but glue in your shoe"
kool?

no wait who is dex again you wanna play with my sis and balls of little children, cause when you say that shit what else should I think, next time ill just cut your eyelids off so you can't blink
then do you think your can read this rap, or will you still just call it "wack"

and was that another guys rymes I hear, yes crystal clear, and I do fear,
that you copied all your rymes and this ain't even you, now tell me dexter is that true?
funk master steven
post #169
31 March 2005, 22:11 UTC#169
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 31 2005, 07:21 PM) dex thinks he's a pro
dex thinks he's a mod
dex fucked his dad
and his dad sucked his nob

dex says his group is good
but theyre all vein shits
they dont deserve fanpics
on big hot pairs of tits

we might be young
thats why we isn't the best
but I know that muppets
let down hgf

he's made a gay porn film
called followthru
of him and scott fucking
YES ITS TRUE!

venni venni can't you see nobody really cares
now get the fuck out of here and go grow some pubic hairs

do not post until your voice changes or balls drop
don't call us all fags we know you love the cock

oh venni venni why can't I stop dissing you
I can tell by your rymes off it's pissing you

~Gemma~
post #170
31 March 2005, 22:37 UTC#170
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 29 2005, 06:58 PM) Dex is a pussy, a fucking big wussy
He thinks he is hard, but hes just a retard
He wants to be a mod just to get some respect
When I win this battle, gay Dex will be wrecked!
He comes from Muppets, a really shitty group
He thinks hes a good mc, he thinks he is Snoop
Little does he know that he's just a fucking girl
And is small in this big fucking homegrown world!
Just because he is a lot older than me
He says my stunts are crap, then im unhappy
We made a deal about fanpics, you see
He does me a fanpic, he gets a vcd!
The truth is on msn, he is chatting me up
Then on hgf, he wants me killed by a truck
I really hate Dex more than Evil Webbeee
Dex isn't gonna get his vcd!
I isn't got nothing, much more to say
But Dex is still so really gay
You think he is kind, you all love him the most
But he will never beat, this fucking post!!

Fo shizzay nizzay wigga! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of dirol.gif

Erm is this a joke... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of haha.gif that was the shitest rap ever iv got more of a chance winin you dirty cum staine..back in to your mother you go! blink.gif
DEX
post #171
31 March 2005, 22:50 UTC#171
Veni:

So you finally reply, after all this time
I guess your dad didnt help you?
Cos you managed to say what I said in my last rhyme.
'I can come', no Veni thats called urine.
'My balls have dropped', thats cos its boiling!
You say Muppets is shit, and that were all vein
But I dont jump of trampolines, and pretend I'm in pain.
See Veni you need to cut the bullshit, and just give up
Cos im sick of you msning me with 'What Sup Mup!'
Muppets lets down HGF? you gotta be kidding
The best you've done is fattie vodka sipping.
So go get some mates, and grow some pubes
And while your out, your mum needs more anal lube.
Cos Unlike you, your dads dick is bigger than an 3 inches
In fact its 8, so your mum needs poppas, or her annus pinches.
Veni how many times have you pulled? 'About a douzen'
No veni, im sorry it doesnt count when its with your cousen.
Youll probably read this tomorow, cos its way past your bed time
But hopefully everyones negative comments, is a good 'leave HGF' sign?
Scott
post #172
31 March 2005, 22:57 UTC#172
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 31 2005, 10:50 PM) Veni:

So you finally reply, after all this time
I guess your dad didnt help you?
Cos you managed to say what I said in my last rhyme.
'I can come', no Veni thats called urine.
'My balls have dropped', thats cos its boiling!
You say Muppets is shit, and that were all vein
But I dont jump of trampolines, and pretend I'm in pain.
See Veni you need to cut the bullshit, and just give up
Cos im sick of you msning me with 'What Sup Mup!'
Muppets lets down HGF? you gotta be kidding
The best you've done is fattie vodka sipping.
So go get some mates, and grow some pubes
And while your out, your mum needs more anal lube.
Cos Unlike you, your dads dick is bigger than an 3 inches
In fact its 8, so your mum needs poppas, or her annus pinches.
Veni how many times have you pulled? 'About a douzen'
No veni, im sorry it doesnt count when its with your cousen.
Youll probably read this tomorow, cos its way past your bed time
But hopefully everyones negative comments, is a good 'leave HGF' sign?

That was fucking awesome! Must have taken quite some time to think up.
Scott
post #173
31 March 2005, 23:02 UTC#173
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 31 2005, 07:21 PM) dex thinks he's a pro
dex thinks he's a mod
dex fucked his dad
and his dad sucked his nob

dex says his group is good
but theyre all vein shits
they dont deserve fanpics
on big hot pairs of tits

we might be young
thats why we isn't the best
but I know that muppets
let down hgf

he's made a gay porn film
called followthru
of him and scott fucking
YES ITS TRUE!

I'm in his rap! Yay!

~Gemma~
post #174
31 March 2005, 23:23 UTC#174
Sad sad veni hes all alone
no one likes him on homegrown
I say leave I say your crap
with all your tricks and this and that
all that bounceing and tumberling down
you sad fat cunt I rekon you should drown
in your own spit along with your click
no one likes you no one really does we only
talk to you because we fancy your mum hows shes doing?
Hows her bum still perky and round
we all know how many times thats been round
so save your self and your pride
and and fuck of back to the other side...



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Junkie Kalle
post #175
01 April 2005, 00:09 UTC#175
Gemz yo a gal
you cant rap even if yo tried
al be nice and be your guide
cause am the hawwtest thing worldwide!
A bust my rhymes like Pac busted bullets
Al let you and your chicks to be my pets
but make shure you get any regrets whyle payign those bets
I can be al sexist
fuck waisting my time while am on the guest list
Al be partying, youl be cooking
Al be snoopin while yo ass will be hookin
Dam gal u is a groupie
sucking cocks all loopie.
Im having a joke with yah
so no need to pray for a messiah
So gal back that bootie
and go to your corner its your time on duty. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wink.gif

PIMPIN!!!! biggrin.gif
NO HARM MEANT IS ALL JSUT A LAUGH SOWEE!
~Gemma~
post #176
01 April 2005, 00:23 UTC#176
QUOTE (Junkie Kalle @ Apr 1 2005, 12:09 AM) Gemz yo a gal
you cant rap even if yo tried
al be nice and be your guide
cause am the hawwtest thing worldwide!
A bust my rhymes like Pac busted bullets
Al let you and your chicks to be my pets
but make shure you get any regrets whyle payign those bets
I can be al sexist
fuck waisting my time while am on the guest list
Al be partying, youl be cooking
Al be snoopin while yo ass will be hookin
Dam gal u is a groupie
sucking cocks all loopie.
Im having a joke with yah
so no need to pray for a messiah
So gal back that bootie
and go to your corner its your time on duty. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wink.gif

PIMPIN!!!! biggrin.gif
NO HARM MEANT IS ALL JSUT A LAUGH SOWEE!

Aww man that was good I laughed so much but come on it must of been good a tiny bit it was off me head* External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of dirol.gif
DEX
post #177
01 April 2005, 00:35 UTC#177
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 31 2005, 11:50 PM) Veni:

So you finally reply, after all this time
I guess your dad didnt help you?
Cos you managed to say what I said in my last rhyme.
'I can come', no Veni thats called urine.
'My balls have dropped', thats cos its boiling!
You say Muppets is shit, and that were all vein
But I dont jump of trampolines, and pretend I'm in pain.
See Veni you need to cut the bullshit, and just give up
Cos im sick of you msning me with 'What Sup Mup!'
Muppets lets down HGF? you gotta be kidding
The best you've done is fattie vodka sipping.
So go get some mates, and grow some pubes
And while your out, your mum needs more anal lube.
Cos Unlike you, your dads dick is bigger than an 3 inches
In fact its 8, so your mum needs poppas, or her annus pinches.
Veni how many times have you pulled? 'About a douzen'
No veni, im sorry it doesnt count when its with your cousen.
Youll probably read this tomorow, cos its way past your bed time
But hopefully everyones negative comments, is a good 'leave HGF' sign?

Fuck me MC DEX that was great you just rinsed Veni, this is bamboo talking by the way!
Junkie Kalle
post #178
01 April 2005, 00:49 UTC#178
gemz I never said it was bad gal!
Junkie Kalle
post #179
01 April 2005, 02:57 UTC#179
MY COMEDY RAP abotu Peps in HGF

Im lovign this scene
reminds me of my hill billy cousin Eugene
Big in love but stupid with tHE machine
Look at Dex, running after those teens,
DAMM theys only thirteen
Look at Scotty, jumping around in his usual routine
doing drugs and havign sex like ad ever seen.
Look at mono, playing around with monkeys
not only they are monkeys they are gheys.
Webby in the corner all puffed up in a mood
just because he cannot open the canned food.
gazaa is a GOD to us but for me he is just
some mad wanna be president wanting our voting trust
Veni you gota understand jumping on a trampolin dont hurt
so hurry up and get a skirt and eat your lil kids desert
FunkMasterSteven likes to battle
but the only thing he can hadle
is his grans old godam cattle.
Moving on my story
al think of some glory.
Vuuderi all you do all your week is film and drink
If you isn't carefull dude pedari will give you the wink.
Big Fuck USA and Uk you all the blody same
but you fit in the same fukin frame
so dont go down on shame
because this is jsut a fukin game.
Skinoff, like to play a game called ball
you walk into a pub and start a brawl
the only problem is these dudes are small
so they fukin get a good mawl.
Bordum must be bored, sound by theyr name
so nobody flame or start any ball game!
Live Now Die Later is what Mikey wanted
but fuck the man was unwanted
the reason was clear the guy was a chav'e
but fuck dah, the man was brav'e
Coming to the fucking end now
I will let you all just Bow.

haha MC McKarppa! lol! sorry if a didnt mention whoever I didnt but I will make anotther 1 as a enjoy these silly things!