Rap battle

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post #181

01 April 2005, 03:03 UTC#181

but, cuts, mousetraps and staples in yo nuts
no money on our horizen cause most are drunk fucks

sluts and tities, some vids are shitty
laugh at our pain but we can't blame shit on anyone , we did it for fun, and that shit was fun

naked ass runs, riches and funds, money out the ass
smoking fancy grass

Junkie Kalle

post #182

01 April 2005, 03:17 UTC#182

yo man chek this
Stop mumbling and check ma bling
ahh man you cant rap, so stop acting
This game aitn for fools
man stop looking me, all you do is drool
Ahh thats sick, touchign your self while talkign to me
I better go and buy more jackDaniels tennessee
Im tyred of this rapping
yeah bitch I see you clapping
shut the fuck up or all beat you at slaping

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Jooster

post #183

01 April 2005, 03:35 UTC#183

you come to battle me lyrically but il fuck you up phsyically
no time to dilly dally, take you bitch down the alley "Fuck yeah fat sally" give her my spunk filled meat lolly
she be like a fuckin sex dolly, takin my meat deep til she begins to weep
an il continue to reap, shit I mean rape
cover her mouth with the tape if she struggle il pop her head like a grape
I'll be wearin a cape like batman cockin back a fryin pan to bash you so you need a brain scan
n il just fly off like peter pan, noone will recognise you cause il disguise you with a 9 milly and multiple stab wounds to the face
bitch you cant set the pace cause you murtle the turtle
n im cheeto the cheeta, you cant even measure my speed with a metre
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATCH

Sam Evans

post #184

01 April 2005, 09:05 UTC#184

so dex, you tell us the size of your dick
you say its 8 inches, but there is a trick
you say that you have got it all
apart from a penis thats really small

you boast about your rapping skills, yes thats fine
but you say we're really young like 8 or 9
you think your tough because your group is called muppets
I just laugh at the name and think "aw, just fuck it"

the thing is dex your a bit too vein
with the rest of your group, their all the same
if you got run over by a steaming train
you'll still be shit over and over again

oh dear dex, what have you done
you pubeless cunt, this is just for fun
you have taken it serious with the "yo bling bling"
but your gonna lose this game, coz im the ghetto king!

DEX

post #185

01 April 2005, 09:25 UTC#185

I said you dads penis was 8 inches, not mine!
Mines 8 and a half! which suits me fine
Im a pubeless cunt? how did u know?
So who was that dick naked in your video?
You talk shit veni, and your videos suck more dick
Than the neewbies to when ever they watch evil webbys shit.
And yet again you tell me that I am vein?
But its better than being in Scum videos 'Totally insane!'
Or shud I say your totally lethal?
When you edit your shit, just press delete all.
Cos it wud save us the time of watching some random bikers
you secretly filmed with your camera hidden in a bag for hitch hikers.
'Hey were Scum and we sponser these two skaters'
They can ollie up a curbs, I hope u didnt even pay a peseta.
So go edit volume 1, since your releasing the trailer tommorow
Ask your friends if they have any good footage you could borrow.
But honestly if u wanna make it good film your mum with her vibrater
Or get out the ping pong balls, and ill catch them later

kuffi

post #186

01 April 2005, 09:54 UTC#186

QUOTE
Skinoff, like to play a game called ball

we do?

Sam Evans

post #187

01 April 2005, 09:55 UTC#187

I must admit your good
at this rapping bling bling
but as I said I'll always be
the ghetto rappin' king

I know that tomorrow
you will be in shock
when our trailer gets released
with your mouth full of cock

I dont mean your cock
I mean scotts
he'll be spunking in your mouth
lots and lots

your an s.o.b
and thats fine with me
I wish that you would die
by falling from a tree

your group make excuses
like your gcse's
you isn't good at homegrown
thats what everybody sees

you got shit editing
it makes me unhappy
you can always ask for help
because I edit for free!

your mother uses dildos
your dads got an a.v
if you dont know what that is
just ask me

I've seen your promo vid
and yes its shit
but its better than ours
I must admit

just because we're 12
means we isn't the best
but look out tomorrow
you'll see the rest

oh yeah that kid was naylor
running down the street
he was fully naked
in the nice warm heat

I also got a vid
of ant running naked
I bet you will like that
but I fucking hate it

so now its the end
of my finishing rap
now all step back
or I'll bust a cap!

kuffi

post #188

01 April 2005, 09:56 UTC#188

dont u have to go to school little boy?

Scott

post #189

01 April 2005, 10:21 UTC#189

QUOTE (kuffi @ Apr 1 2005, 09:56 AM) dont u have to go to school little boy?

ha ha! All those raps are soo good, I was mentioned again! I find it an honour but there's Ted, Christian and Briggie to use as well for rhyming purposes. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of smile2.gif

DEX

post #190

01 April 2005, 10:23 UTC#190

Ouch, that cap really hurt MR Veni Vearl from scum
Scott spunked in my mouth like a bullit from a gun.
I'm afraid I wudnt die from falling from a tree
Cos im in Muppets, we do stunts properly.
You dont edit for free, you tried to get people to pay
And it isnt even good, u just have effects, which are gay.
At least your lyrical content, isn't as bad as your vids
And I bet you have no hair under your armpits!
I cant wait till tommoro to see the 30ft jump
Or is there gonna be an excuse like, he wud but where he wud land was a pointy tree stump!
So really what is an A.V? MR VENI
You tell me, and ill tell you what its like to loose your virginity!
has your mum told you yet about her feetish for big black dicks, AYE?
Thats why she hooked with mine, cos im leader of WWA!
So how big is your dick compared to Naylor's tether?
Cos just my foreskin is that big, even in cold weather.
Anyway got to go to revise for my G.C.S.E's and think of a ryhme
Whilst you measure your dick with the millimetre line.

Scott

post #191

01 April 2005, 10:25 UTC#191

That was good except for rhyming 'AYE' with 'WWA' that sucked cock.

Sam Evans

post #192

01 April 2005, 10:27 UTC#192

im not carrying on this battle

its boring

Mono

post #193

01 April 2005, 10:30 UTC#193

QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Apr 1 2005, 10:27 AM) im not carrying on this battle

its boring