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DEX
post #61
29 March 2005, 19:16 UTC#61
So check this kid veni vizzay
His sig is so cheezay
He claims he can jizzay
he pisses me of when im bizzay
He has been thinking of that rap for over half an hour
Got his dad to help him, in return to suck his dick in the shower
And when finally he actually jizzed down south
His dad slipped in the finger and wiped shit in Veni's mouth.
Tho its all cool cos he filmed it for Scum dvd volume 1
The highlight of the dvd is the replay of the finger up the bum.
My names bamboo and I think Scum is awsome
veni:I swear it wasnt me I was busy having a foursome
So dont fuck with me untill you grow some pubes
And when your chode can finally be referred to as a tube.

Fuck the beat I go accapella,
fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,
I'm a piece of fuckin white trash I say it proudly,
and fuck this battle I dont wanna win im outtie,
here tell these people something they dont know about me.ed lyrics here]
Mono
post #63
29 March 2005, 19:17 UTC#63
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 29 2005, 07:16 PM) So check this kid veni vizzay
His sig is so cheezay
He claims he can jizzay
he pisses me of when im bizzay
He has been thinking of that rap for over half an hour
Got his dad to help him, in return to suck his dick in the shower
And when he finally he actually jizzed down south
His dad slipped in the finger and wiped shit in Veni's mouth.
Tho its all cool cos he filmed for Scum dvd volume 1
The highlight of the dvd is the replay of the finger up the bum.
My names bamboo and I think Scum is awsome
veni:I swear it wasnt me I was busy having a foursome
So dont fuck with me untill you grow some pubes
And when your chode can finally be referred to as a tube.

Fuck the beat I go accapella,
fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,
I'm a piece of fuckin white trash I say it proudly,
and fuck this battle I dont wanna win im outtie,
here tell these people something they dont know about me.ed lyrics here]
DEX
post #64
29 March 2005, 19:19 UTC#64
Im not actually kidding I thought Venis was quite good, I was expecting alot worse
Scott
post #65
29 March 2005, 19:19 UTC#65
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 29 2005, 06:58 PM) Dex is a pussy, a fucking big wussy
He thinks he is hard, but hes just a retard
He wants to be a mod just to get some respect
When I win this battle, gay Dex will be wrecked!
He comes from Muppets, a really shitty group
He thinks hes a good mc, he thinks he is Snoop
Little does he know that he's just a fucking girl
And is small in this big fucking homegrown world!
Just because he is a lot older than me
He says my stunts are crap, then im unhappy
We made a deal about fanpics, you see
He does me a fanpic, he gets a vcd!
The truth is on msn, he is chatting me up
Then on hgf, he wants me killed by a truck
I really hate Dex more than Evil Webbeee
Dex isn't gonna get his vcd!
I isn't got nothing, much more to say
But Dex is still so really gay
You think he is kind, you all love him the most
But he will never beat, this fucking post!!

Fo shizzay nizzay wigga! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of dirol.gif
Greg
post #66
29 March 2005, 19:20 UTC#66
Yeah Dex your rap was cool. And to my surprise Veni's was alright to.
urban_ben
post #67
29 March 2005, 19:23 UTC#67
QUOTE (DEX @ Mar 29 2005, 08:16 PM) So check this kid veni vizzay
His sig is so cheezay
He claims he can jizzay
he pisses me of when im bizzay
He has been thinking of that rap for over half an hour
Got his dad to help him, in return to suck his dick in the shower
And when finally he actually jizzed down south
His dad slipped in the finger and wiped shit in Veni's mouth.
Tho its all cool cos he filmed for Scum dvd volume 1
The highlight of the dvd is the replay of the finger up the bum.
My names bamboo and I think Scum is awsome
veni:I swear it wasnt me I was busy having a foursome
So dont fuck with me untill you grow some pubes
And when your chode can finally be referred to as a tube.

Fuck the beat I go accapella,
fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
fuck y'all if you doubt me,
I'm a piece of fuckin white trash I say it proudly,
and fuck this battle I dont wanna win im outtie,
here tell these people something they dont know about me.ed lyrics here]

That was awsome biggrin.gif
DEX
post #69
29 March 2005, 19:31 UTC#69
VENI needs to change

I know this ones not tto great but do remember I made it using voice recorder on my laptop which can only record up to a minute and wwm to edit it!
Junkie Kalle
post #70
29 March 2005, 19:33 UTC#70
Nice reply Dex, Veni you with your dad atm or you already go the rap out of him lol

K
Nico
post #73
29 March 2005, 19:41 UTC#73
LMFAO...thats you told veni

good job
DEX
post #74
29 March 2005, 19:42 UTC#74
I know the 2 pac song wasnt too great but I cudnt read my own writing so I almost stopped raping at one point! oh yeah and I cant rap that might add to the fact that its not too great!
kuffi
post #75
29 March 2005, 19:45 UTC#75
veni vearl gets spanked by dex
he likes it, jumps up with a great reflex
veni takes off his pants and wants to have sex
lala

fuck this I gotta sleep, got bad things to get done tomorrow :( cya latersss
chris_fragile
post #77
29 March 2005, 20:52 UTC#77
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 29 2005, 07:06 PM) MONO IS THE BEST, IM A WANKBUBBLE.

this post may have been editied

Got to giggle !
CrackerStew
post #78
29 March 2005, 22:39 UTC#78
Nice job Dex Heh Veni Was good but he just trys to swear alot Becuase he thinks it makes him seem more Mature. Plus all he can really say is call you a Fag or Gay.......

Dex you should make a skit out of your rap...
DEX
post #79
29 March 2005, 22:55 UTC#79
I wud if I didnt have GCSE to revise for and wasnt a lazy fuck
CORNY
post #80
29 March 2005, 23:01 UTC#80
lmao, I almost shit myself when Changes got to the Veni Suk My Dick part, omg, DEX your fookin awesome...
DEX
post #81
29 March 2005, 23:02 UTC#81
AFANKOO!
funk master steven
post #82
29 March 2005, 23:12 UTC#82
it started off valient but not literally
and then again with pig patrol movies

evading paul rogers I think not
scum videos came and was then left to rot

he comes back with a nack for pissing off groups
well I mean right after he's done with his fruit loops

he tries to boast
about ghetto on toast

and we still know dex want to wank to veni's mom who's a skank

my name is fms you don't want to test, cause when you mess with the best you fall like the rest

peace out
funk master steven
post #83
29 March 2005, 23:16 UTC#83
QUOTE (Veni Vearl @ Mar 29 2005, 06:58 PM) Dex is a pussy, a fucking big wussy
He thinks he is hard, but hes just a retard
He wants to be a mod just to get some respect
When I win this battle, gay Dex will be wrecked!
He comes from Muppets, a really shitty group
He thinks hes a good mc, he thinks he is Snoop
Little does he know that he's just a fucking girl
And is small in this big fucking homegrown world!
Just because he is a lot older than me
He says my stunts are crap, then im unhappy
We made a deal about fanpics, you see
He does me a fanpic, he gets a vcd!
The truth is on msn, he is chatting me up
Then on hgf, he wants me killed by a truck
I really hate Dex more than Evil Webbeee
Dex isn't gonna get his vcd!
I isn't got nothing, much more to say
But Dex is still so really gay
You think he is kind, you all love him the most
But he will never beat, this fucking post!!

Fo shizzay nizzay wigga! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of dirol.gif

I hate to admit it but that was a tight ryme
funk master steven
post #84
29 March 2005, 23:20 UTC#84
webby:
he crazy as fuck as you see him on your comp screens
taking out groups with shit thats to mean
you have to agree with the shit that you take
while he leaves hg destuction floating in his wake

im not sucking up im just bored and wanted to make a ryme about a bunch of members

funk master steven
post #85
29 March 2005, 23:22 UTC#85
gazaa gets respect he much does deseve it
and hansen getting hit on must make him nervouse
but he has his boy to back him up yates
while it's veni vearl we all choose to degrate
smith.0
post #86
29 March 2005, 23:31 UTC#86
yo daug, you should like fo shizzle start a rapp cd, yah herd.
Junkie Kalle
post #87
29 March 2005, 23:34 UTC#87
Funk Master
You isn't nothing but disaster
Touching lil kids like if you were Jackson
ohh my god no actaully, you are Stevson
I dont like to brag about me either
but look at you you brag about your weener
This isn't rap, this isn't hip hop
this with you is easier than pop
So back up Funk, bow down faster
and al let you call me the real Master


Dont take seriously am just playing. That went quite gd biggrin.gif
smith.0
post #88
29 March 2005, 23:39 UTC#88
yo, gott servedd, yah herd
Junkie Kalle
post #89
29 March 2005, 23:47 UTC#89
This piece goes for gazaa en español External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wink.gif

Estos Ingleses estan locos
me siguen como los comecocos
Intentan de rapear
pero too lo que hazen es follar.
Bien pero que bien follar es bueno
pero no cuado son dos tiobuenos
Que asco
HGF es como una casa para mi
pues si te vas gaa no te vas sinmi
Este es el rap español pa ti External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wink.gif
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Kalle
Pues que no me sali tan bien (and its a rap but no harm to any 1)