Tell HGF Last Nights Dream

Last night I dreamt that myself, Bazariah, Liam and a guy I use to work with went to a cake shop. And it took me 45 to decide what I wanted, in the end I got a sausage roll, some cake and I asked for a "Fox River" (I'd just watched Prison Break). The woman couldnt work out what it was and I couldnt find it anymore. I remember saying to Baz, "oh, this is first time we met so shake my hand."

So, my last dream is beyond fucked up. I apparently live in some kind of world with clinic square houses, made from only white walls and white furniture. No roofs though, so you can climb the walls if you want too. Me and two friends wander back and forth outside my house, when it suddenly changes to us painting birds on the walls. We end up arguing about who gets to paint the fourth and last bird, and scream at each other. Little did we know that four bully-tough-guys (in this case looking like the guys from Blue Man Group, only white, and with red baseball caps) heard our little conversation, and ran after us. We swiftly ran into the house, and crawled over the wall. When the bullies gave up catching us, we realize my mom is in the room, and starts tearing her apart, eating her flesh, and spreading her guts all over the floor and walls. When my friends and I finish consuming most of her internal organs, the dream slowly fades into another stupid thing about golfing, in the same kind of environment.

I was walking down the sidewalk in some big city, I think NYC. Out of an ally a guy attacked and beat the fuck out of me. It was Jackie Chan....

last night I had a dream where I got a hand job in Narnia!

YEAH! AWESUMMMM!

edit: COOOOOOOL!

edit: THAT RUUUULEZ!

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COOOOOL!

AWESUUUUUUM!

YEEEEAAAH!

I dreamed me and my family were going to Center Parcs with another family I didn't know - at least, in the dream I knew them, but I just made them up, they weren't based on real people, which is strange for me.

Anyway, we kept driving away from the house but we forgot something each time, like setting the burglar alarm or to bring a stack of presents for my dad because it was his birthday.

Well we finally got there and they had snowblowers there to make the whole place covered in snow, and the family we were with had this little girl and she started eating the snow, and her mum freaked out and was like "it'll give you chest pains and headaches" and she was like "tell her Liam, tell her how bad it is to eat snow" and I had to say how awful it was to eat this frozen water so she wouldn't do it again.

Then I cycled down this huge hill and ended up in this industrial tunnel, but at the end of it was a beach and it was night time, so I walked to the end of the tunnel and I remember the waves coming up and getting my shoes wet (I remember specifically looking down and I was wearing my brown Converse, but anyway). Then my sister was there, and I was sitting in the sand and she started shaking me and saying my family was looking for me, and at that moment I woke up. Random as.

I love this part

some fag was hiding behind my dresser, so I punched him in the head and beat him up.

I murdered all the people who ever crossed me with a screwdriver.

once I was like, in a class I hated, and I made everyone's head blow up...with my mind.

Once I dreamt I was in a class and there was this loco Mexican who just started blowing our heads up with his mind

THATS SO CRAZY!

I dreamed about this thread in one of my dreams last night.

The world shortly collapsed thereafter.

wonder why we haven't sold ads for hard core porno awhile ago.

I'm horribly disgusted being a moral man, but for perverts like ray and vode.

I could go for some hardcore porno right about now.

edit - come to think of it, last night, one of my dreams were done entirely from the perspective of inside this chick's vagina.

your avatar is amazing.

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for future generations.

Great minds think a like fms.

It's true. It's from a hilarious Onion opinion article by someone who is definitely not Nicolas Cage who wants you to go out this weekend and see the new Nicolas Cage movie.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/le...the_new_nicolas

Right I had this dream the other morning and I woke up and half texted it in my phone so I could remember it haha.


I was on this big fuck off boat sailing somewhere like on a holiday or something, when we looked to the left it was pretty calm but all of a sudden we were going along a beach near me but the waves were big and it was deep but it wasn't choppy or anything but we were discussing that the fact it got deeper was because of America for whatever reason haha.

Anyways all of a sudden the boat flips upside down and I'm stuck underwater, I honestly feel like I'm drowning it's horrible but then it just sort of rights itself again and I'm in the water fine. But the driver had lost these like button badge things with his face on them that he needed for reasons unknown haha and we were all looking for them before we set off again.

Then I went over to Lee Evans who was sat on a life guard's chair with goggles on, I borrowed his goggles and went under the water looking for the guys things. I found a mug with his name on I can't remember and his buttons and I also found a tub of my hair gel on the floor too.

Eventually we all get back on the boat and sail off, I suddenly arrive at the destination with a few of the rugby boys from university who werent there before, I look back at the boat and it's actually a coach (This doesn't phase me) I grabbed the bag from under the coach and then the dream moved on and got a bit less vivid.




Strange as fuck haha, makes no sense at all.

means youre gay.

I dreamt last night that I bit the top of a guys ear off. I remember the taste and the consistency. I bit threw it with my canine and it felt like biting a gummy bear.

I slept while commuting to school today. In this dream a gang of blackies forced me to ride a bicycle down the block, or else they would kill me. For some reason I refused to do it, and I ended up escaping into a matress store, filled with people jumping on beds. Not even funny, but it was so fucking dumb.

Please make that the word filter for 'n-I-g-g-e-r-s'.

I was walking down the street, it was like a mixture of Glasgow/Amsterdam (fucking weird0 and checking out women on windows....then a stagg doo party walk past us singing away. one of them stops and falls back straight. Back of the head hitting the floor first. Blood started going everywere. His mate approaches him and pisses on his head then the guy sits back up, goes to touch the back of his head as its cracked open...HIS FUCKING HEAD FALLS OFF and I screamed like a bitch! Then I Woke up

LOL fuck!

I dreamed that me and Mike were on the England team in the World Cup final, and it was like the last two minutes of the game and Mike scored so we won the whole thing. This is fucking weird for many many reasons; I have no idea why I dreamed it.

I also had a dream that I was in a huge mansion house owned by this girl, and she had a secret lab where she did all illegal experiments and stuff. I stole some evidence and had to escape to show the police, but as I was running the house had all these crazy gadgets like electromagnetic guns and talking security cameras and she was trying to stop me. That one was a lot cooler.

I have a recurring dream where my teeth disintegrate in my mouth. And I'm chewing on chunks of my own teeth. It's the most vivid and disturbing dream I've ever had, and I have it 2-3 nights a week.