Tell HGF Last Nights Dream

[quote name='Liam' date='08 December 2009 - 11:01 AM' timestamp='1260270091' post='562560']
Sick dreamscapes last night. Basically followed a Resident Evil theme (fucking knew we played that game too much). Me and Matt were in some African shithole but the weird thing was that most of the fighting was already done, and I knew this, and now we were just trying to escape while the Umbrella quarantine agents tried to find us. So we met up with this dude and his wife and they had a fighter jet, and they let us borrow it to escape. In my dream I'm literally flying this plane through all barrel rolls and shit, so much fun.

When it faded back in, we were at my cousin's old house in Barnehurst and we sit there in the living room with a beer each and relax but then Matt gets all pale and says he feels sick. He goes upstairs and gets in bed and gives the whole "it's too late for me, I'm infected" shit. So I look out the window and there's waves of zombies and lickers approaching the house. I get a toy pistol and shotgun and stand at the top of the stairs - in this house it's a long straight passage from top to bottom, and these lickers start crawling up the walls and coming towards me, and somehow my toy weapons are stopping them. It was actually proper fucking creepy.

Then Matt says something like "Umbrella traced us here cause we used the internet" and I can hear cars pulling up. I go back downstairs and a licker bites me on the hand, I remember it hurting. Anyway, people start banging on the door, I open it and it's Dan, Mike and Joe. They run inside shouting "get back!" before the door is shot to pieces. So I then have to go outside and fight off the Umbrella troops to protect everyone in the house; but my plastic shotgun breaks from shooting it too much.

I go back inside and there's this woman who looks like Marsha from Spaced, and I show her the shotgun and she puts it under her shirt and when it comes out it's like a silver laser gun with angel wings on top. And I clearly remember going outside and facing everyone, and saying "I will bathe you in holy fire!". Except when I pull the trigger on this badass laser cannon all that comes out is a little red LED light, and when it shines on someone it makes them all emotional and unable to fight. So I just did that to everyone until all the Umbrella soldiers were in a group and hugging each other. Then the dustmen outside woke me up.
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I had a dream that I was browsing HGF and it looked identical to what it used to.

I'm fucking pathetic.

So basically I was a member of this space exploration team. Sounds pretty gay but it was essentially Mass Effect. I had an alien and a robot with me and each one had a different weapon and it was my job to pick up ammo from the dudes we killed and keep the mission going. I was basically in a video game. Pretty fun. Anyway, it got to a certain point and I suddenly felt really sick; and the alien said something like "the bacteria here are too much for him". I had to sprint back to our ship where there was like a medical tube and when you get in there it sprays you with mist and cures you. Well, on my way there my vision was turning all blurry and I was bleeding from my mouth, I actually felt like I was going to die. But I made it to the tube and came out feeling fine.

Here's where it got weird, because I came out of the spaceship and all of a sudden there are loads of people around and a bunch of C-list celebrities. That guy who was in Boyzone who died last year, he was there. And everyone was saying to him "I can see why people say you can read minds". I push my way through the crowd and find a set of stairs going down, and it leads to the Old Bar at my student union. So I go in and I fall right on top of this girl there, and we're all tangled up and it takes ages to stand. So after that we're like best friends and she tells me to follow her, so we go to another set of stairs and we get in a queue (but I don't know what for yet) and this woman on the steps above us takes our picture.

Anyway, I recognise another girl in the queue as this chick I used to go out with years ago (Mike - it was Marie hahaha). So I say hello to her and "I didn't know you were coming to Leeds Uni" and she gets all offended and says "well you obviously don't check Facebook". We finally get into this room and the first girl who I tripped over has ditched me because my ex is hanging around and being all clingy. We sit down and some dude gets up and starts doing a Simpsons quiz, so I'm pretty confident that I can do it, but the questions make no sense and are impossible to answer. After about five of them, I simply wake up..

So first, I was with Rob and we found ourselves accidentally wandering into this fundamentalist Christian church meeting. At least, I assume they were Christian, in any case they were all creepy and praying and chanting. So the door locks behind us and I'm all "okay relax, I got this, we'll just take a seat, act like we're supposed to be here and just endure." Rob agrees, and we sit somewhere close to the back in this tiered room, like a lecture theatre. About a minute passes and this preacher starts walking among the congregation, and he gets to Rob and says something like "blessed are you, brother." Rob stands up and punches him right in the face and screams "CUNTS!" before running to the front of the room and kicking the door down. So I follow him, and the dream changes into something else.

Now, it's like a remake of the end of the Lion King, and I'm watching Simba kick Scar off the cliff into fire, all that shit. Then I follow him down to see where he landed and he's like, by this cliff where the hyenas are, getting ready to eat him. Then Scar starts climbing along the cliff face, over all this water, to get away from them, and the hyenas are chasing him and I'm behind all of them, trying my best to hold on to the cliff. Eventually, they climb higher and higher, but I fall down into the water, and I duck under this metal platform to hide because suddenly there's xenomorphs from the Alien movies everywhere, only they look really fake like costumes, but for some reason I'm still terrified.

I climb out of the water and I'm in this sort of cave with giant doors in front of me. I go through and in my mind I "realise" I'm in Hogwarts, and there's all kids wandering around and shit. One of the wizards sees me and basically starts to chase me down, so I'm running deeper and deeper into this place. I come across this room with a girl in it, and she rushes up and hugs me and pulls me onto a couch. Soon after, Rob's dog Gizmo runs in the room chased by Rob's dad who's all out of breath, and he starts shouting "give me the dog", but Gizmo comes onto the couch with us and the girl is like, protecting him at all costs from Rob's dad. Then I don't really remember much, but suddenly I'm sprinting back towards the big doors where I came in, and as they open, I wake up.

Hahaha.

I want to have that dream too

Got alot of night sweats and little sleep, been solely living of of Xenergy and microwave mini pizza for 3 days.

anal licking asians

I had a dream me and imere were killing this huge slimy fish thing in my living room, and it kept evolving and getting bigger, so we bailed, and I was naked, and we ran around my neighborhood, and we stoped behind this shead at my neighbors house and I told him to give me some of his clothes, becasue he was wearing double layers, so I wore these gay orange shorts and some green shirt. then we ran out to the back street, then this car pulled up and I was all like "yeeeoooo" some chicks were in there and they were like "blah blah blah party blah blah booze wet puss" and we were like "okay!" so we went in and it was this rad party with kegs and fresh hot pussie and we were walking around this weird house with alot of stairs and carpet and there was mad puss all around. and I woke up with a poundin headache

[quote name='RyanH' date='04 February 2010 - 08:42 PM' timestamp='1265316127' post='564210']
this weird house with alot of stairs and carpet
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whoa yeah man, only in a dream.

no no, I guess I didnt elaborate more
it was kinda like this video, but more blue in color
it had a weird uhh, vintage sorta feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9COTgWZ9f44

I pissed turds from my dick, it's all I remember.

I was running a marathon with loads of people, except it blended with free-running so I was going through buildings and across rooftops as well as through the streets, but I kept running the whole time and I was never out of breath. When I got to the finish line I remember stopping and waiting for someone (my running partner) 'cause I didn't want to cross the line, but when I looked back there was no one else running: I was alone and all these thousands of spectators were watching me and wondering why I didn't finish. Then everyone started to walk all over the marathon course because they were bored and I decided to follow them.

I ended up in a field in front of the Berlin Wall in a massive crowd, and the wall had Nazis all over it with anti-tank guns and shit like that (note: I know this is not how the Berlin Wall works). Suddenly this big wrecking ball arrives and drives towards the wall except nobody gets out of the way and they're all being crushed to death. The wrecking ball breaks down the wall and everyone who isn't dead runs forward and hugs and whatever, and I float up out of the crowd and sort of see the whole thing from above.

Then I'm in a forest with this survival expert - I'm pretty sure he was David Attenborough. We're sitting by the fire talking about manly stuff like nature when he hears a noise, and he does an animal call with his hands, and this baby bear comes out of the trees and plays with us. So it's sitting on me and licking my face and shit, and I go to David "take a picture", so he does but every time he shows me the picture he took it's always well shit, like a proper blurry close-up or something. Then the mother bear makes the same sound he did before and the baby runs off, and I'm all pissed at David Attenborough 'cause he can't take a decent fucking picture of me playing with a bear cub.

I was filming at my college during a lil wayne concert I didn't know about. but they had this rule about not being allowed to film weezy, but I had no real interest, I ended up busting a sick rap in front of him which he said "would make a great country single" which I said fuck off.

then I filmed some cheerleaders getting naked.

I was laying in a strange bed and I fell asleep in the dream and had another dream about this spider-toddler demon who massacred this family in the forest while I watched. Then it wore the mum's skin and turned and came towards me and I was just screaming, then I woke up but still in the dream, and there was an envelope on the pillow next to me, and it was instructions to sabotage this pop concert.

So I was on the rooftops planting bombs on spotlights (Matt knows) and when the show started in the park below all the spotlights turned on the singer but I blew the whole thing to shit and all the lights went out so I was in pitch darkness, and then I woke up for real.

Rage against the machine!

I spam this thread because apparently keeping a journal of your dreams is a good way to trigger the ability to lucid dream, cause you notice patterns and you can keep past experiences fresh in your mind so your brain has something to work with. fucked if I know, I just wanna be a sexual superhero with gold skin and grenades for testicles.

[quote name='Liam' date='12 April 2010 - 05:41 PM' timestamp='1271094102' post='565149']
I was laying in a strange bed and I fell asleep in the dream and had another dream about this spider-toddler demon who massacred this family in the forest while I watched. Then it wore the mum's skin and turned and came towards me and I was just screaming, then I woke up but still in the dream, and there was an envelope on the pillow next to me, and it was instructions to sabotage this pop concert.

So I was on the rooftops planting bombs on spotlights (Matt knows) and when the show started in the park below all the spotlights turned on the singer but I blew the whole thing to shit and all the lights went out so I was in pitch darkness, and then I woke up for real.
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Achievement Unlocked!

Last night I was in this video game, it was like an adventure-esque thing but the whole thing took place on this massive spaceship and you picked a character and you had to talk with other passengers and solve mysteries and shit, but everyone was just like a normal person, as if it was a commercial plane flight or something. There were about ten characters to choose from, the ones I remember are big black guy, Jewish girl, mid-twenties guy (who was voiced by Sean Lock), Japanese nerd and hot alt girl. There was all kinds of impossible stuff happening despite everyone being pretty much normal: at one point when I was playing as Sean Lock I was in space with some other people and we fell back down to Earth, but we survived because we sat in big plastic boxes that protected us. Fucking weird.

So then I was pushing Mike in a wheelchair around a hotel, except when we got to the bar he just stood up and went to chat to these girls, and I stormed off because I was fucking angry that I had to push him when he could walk the whole time. So I went to take a shower, but there was a tree growing up through the plughole, and I pulled it until it came up and broke the shower to shit and buried my towel and clothes. So, of course, I decided to make my way through the hotel naked, and I went to the lift but it never went to my floor, no matter how many times I pushed the button it always skipped it and did the other people, 'cause the lift was packed full, and everytime someone got off the exact same number of people got back on. Anyway, I finally got back to my room and opened the door except it was empty, like someone had come along and moved everything out while I was gone. And that's when I woke up.

You've convinced me I need to start writing this shit down when I wake up, I wanna have cool anarchist adventures. I'm so fucking tired of being strangled by a giant penis with my uncles face on it.