Tell HGF Last Nights Dream

hahaha.

I had some dream that I was on the island from lost and the others kept playing blink 182 through speakers which put everyone into some trance and made them walk like spastics.

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I dreamed I was driving a camping trailer thing, and it caught on fire and my neighbor from 10 years ago put it out with a hose.

I have no idea what the dream was exactly, but I did wake up in the night from sneezin in my sleep

I had a fucking unreal dream last night, woke up and thought I should write it down to tell you guys, fell asleep and now I can't remember it, it was epic though.


The other night it was weird as fuck though had three dreams roll into one.

Metallica were playing at my old school and it was really chilled out and shit like not everyone was pushing and going mad, and they threw picks on the floor and I managed to grab about 40.

Then a guy from uni who stole some cash from me was sat down at the back, I kicked off on him and this girl started mouthing back at me, I fucking floored her and started shoeing her head. It was really intense and felt sooo real haha she was flat out unconscious ragolling about while I was stamping her. I later went to jail for this, but it was more like an old school western jail which was just a cell.

Then I was somewhere random, couldn't say where, and I was lifting a weight like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L39rtOFWA0 and I had loads of weight on it. Instead of lifting it it just fell into my face and I rolled over.

Felt like my whole jaw had shattered and I was pumping out mad blood all my teeth were smashed and shit, it felt so real. I had to wake up and convince myself for about 10 minutes that neither of these things happened haha.

I had a really crazy dream just now: the way I remember it starting is me and my family were in this giant room, and the floor was a board game, so we were setting up our pieces and getting ready to play. And I remember there was loads of different coloured pieces for the players, but also animals, vehicles, food and so on; and they had their own place to go on the board.

Anyway, we start playing but this huge crowd of people rushes into the game room panicking and screaming. So my family are pushing their way out, and I'm trying to follow them except there's an old couple and they've locked their arms together so they don't lose each other? If that makes sense; and I can't get past this guy even though I'm screaming at him to let me through, he just kept saying "You're so rude, did you know that?"

I make it outside and my whole family is there, including my grandma who is wearing my clothes and trainers for some fucking reason. We start walking down a sunny street when I turn around and I see the BIGGEST and CRAZIEST thunderstorm I can imagine in the distance, like shitloads of lightning and rain, it's pretty intense. I want to stay and watch but my mum grabs my arm and pulls me further down the nice sunny street.

We arrive at my grandma's house and there's a radio playing Star Wars music, and Jess is there laying under a chair writing about a pharmaceutical company really quickly on a pad of paper (swear to god, I remember it all so clearly). My mum and grandma start gardening when my cousins show up - who moved to New Zealand four years ago irl. And they bring my dog with them.

So my dog rolls around in the mud for a bit, then stands up on two legs and starts walking slowly towards me. This is fucking terrifying. She starts talking in really broken, slow English and she tries to tell some jokes. I can't express how distressing it looked, she was like...stumbling forwards with her front paws in a sort of zombie-pose and she had this creepy smile on her dog face. After that my alarm woke me up...weirdest dream I've had in months.

Whoa, that sounds more like a nightmare.

Did you give it coke?

I had a dream that a large group of my friends were walking from country to country twas a fat mission I felt tired when I awoke....

I stayed awake till 6:30am lastnight after editing for over 12 hours, my mind kept thinking by itself, like id be tryin to edit but relise iv not done anything for ages just stared at the sceen and gone into my own world, I wasnt controlling my thinking it was just playin out like a film, then I relised I must of been in a rem state, so I went to bed hopeing id had some dreams, and I had some dreams lastnight coz I kept waking up to move and thinking ill put them on hgf, but now iv awoken I cant remember anything. this sucks

I had a dream my flatmate came round to my room with a bag of crack and we did a load, but then I was too fucked to finish my uni essay and got really annoyed

Was that a dream? lol.

I had a dream that the quad I'm moving into this fall was as big as a house and was entirely too large for just two people to live in. Felt amazing.

There was also stuff everywhere that people had forgot to move out, such as old computer monitors and TVs. We just started throwing them out the window.

for like the last couple nights the dreams I can remember all have to do with fucking subway.

not the cool like food place. the thing poor people ride in new york.

The last dream I had included this creepy part, where I'm sitting in a train cabin that literally smells like shit. Everybody is old, except for one guy, who's about 30, with a baby on his lap. All of a sudden he cracks open the lamp in the roof of the cabin, puts his baby in there, and closes it. Then this x-ray shines through the lamp and the baby, then the lamp falls apart. Now the baby is a purple bloodied up monkey fetus lying on the floor, with disgusting pumping veins, and rythmic motions going through the body. The old people in the cabin laughs hysterically, and takes pictures of it.

Can't remember the rest.

Were your sheets all covered in shit when you woke up?

I had a dream last night where I couldn't focus on what I was looking at with both my eyes at the same time. I would look at something, and I'd be blind. Then I'd open up one eye and it'd be really blurry. Open up both eyes, and I couldn't see a thing.

What the fuck?

Not covered, just stained

I had something similiar to that. I dreamt I jumped outta a moving car, and like rolled on the ground. when I got up my vision was soo shaky I couldnt see anything, and this happened for like 5 more mins then I woke up, and like I couldnt focus on anythin, my head felt like it was swaying and shit. was soooo brutal. lasted for about 30mins after I woke up.

I had a dream Ricky Gervais showed up at my house in a pink limousine/ hearse to take me to one of his shows the following day. He said he got a job interview the day he drove Michael Jackson and his grandmother around so he would likely have the same run of good-luck if he took me for free.

Was weird.

Was a wierd one last night.

I was basically Chris Redfield in Resi 5 but it was kinda crossed with Crystal Maze. And I was on a boat and trying to kill these zombies. I had to do loads of obstacles to get to it though. But even though it was real life and not a game the gun kept lagging. Almost like I was firing blanks as the zombies were left untouched. And I somehow could restart the level. Either way after a couple of restarts my guns started working. And I saved this couple. We ran into this dense forest and set up camp.

for some reason all this was happening in London, and I'd being staying at Liams house. I didnt wanna wait for the coach home so I went with this couple who said they were walking back to Leeds.

The man was like Bill Oddey or something and the chick was a total milf. Kept coming onto me all the way through it. Anyway we hiked continuously all the way through forest and scaling waterfalls etc. And gradually the woman got older and older till she was not even slightly do-able. I saw some kid fall off his bike, I ran over and helped him, and asked him which city we were in, he replied Leeds. Then pointed to some apartments near my place.

I was in total shock and couldnt stop telling people I walked from London to Leeds in 4 hours.

Then a car crashed into another car trying to get some smackhead out of it to fight. I was sat on a bench with all my family and friends all eating chewing gum. I started choking on it and was pulling a contant string of chewing gum out of my mouth. Finally got it out and an old neighbours dog was there. But it was built like a bear and stood on 2 legs. It wanted this baseball size lump of chewing gum. So I gave it to him.

Basically walked home and laid on my sofa with a cover over me. Liam walked in and didnt see me and sat on the sofa. On my chest. I couldn't breath at all I was proper choking near enough about to die when he noticed he was sat on me. As he jumped off I woke up and could hardly breath. I had stopped myself breathing in my sleep. Was scary as fuck I was proper panicking when I woke up cause I was so out of breath.

So yeah, thats it.

I've had nightmares for the past 7 days or so now. Last night I dreamt that this guy from my work went nuts and started killing people in the office, and no one noticed it apart from myself because everyone was drunk, and they got pissed off at me.
Then all of a sudden I was in some Caribbean town and had been taken into captivity by some villain who was going to have me and a couple of others killed but I was feeling confident that Rambo was going to save me because I saw him earlier on one of the streets giving me a nod from a dark alley. He never showed up though so I made a jump into the water from the pier the villain had us walking on and tried to hold on to the front end of a yacht that was leaving the harbour, but my hands couldn't hold on to the wet glassfiber hull so I slid under the water by the boat and saw the propellers getting closer to myself and then I woke up to my phone ringing.

Youre a machine that comes up with horror movie ideas when you sleep. That's pretty awesome.

Congratulations dream stud.

I had a dream last night that I was on holiday and met a girl I've been texting on and off for a bit there but she had a beard and tash, she was really happy to see me and stuff then she tried to neck me but she had all this stubble and shit going on at I was massively confused haha.

Probably translates along the lines of when I get with girls I subconsciously hope they're men, or hope they're not men. I'm not really sure haha

Oh exploitable.

I have the most mundane recurring dream ever,it always starts of pretty awesome with like a party or a roadtrip or something,and then suddenly we have to stop at some shop to buy beer.But when I get to the checkout I see a rack of old comics,so I check them out and and then I stand there for hours upon hours counting my money and rifling through the comics deciding which one to buy,counting my money again and again seing how many I can afford.I stand there for so long the people im with give up and leave and usually they have to keep the shop open longer just for me.So many hours later when I finally decide what to buy I go to the checkout and pay for the comics ,and then I wake up

Thought I'd put it out there before anyone else did haha.

Had a fragmented dream last night, it was well trippy. All I remember clearly right now is walking through my deserted student union with some guy I didn't know, and we were saying "three vending machines, there's three vending machines just round the corner, everything will be alright."

Then we got there and there were six vending machines and we were absolutely overjoyed that there were more machines than we expected.

Had a lot of weird dreams last night.

But one of them had the Dodger in it. I tarvelled to England and went to see him unanounced, barged into his room in the morning and he was hungover but still very happy and surprised to see me... he looked skinny... poor sam. His room mate didnt like me... maybe he was jealous.

Can't remember anything else. =/ Sorry guys.

Sick dreamscapes last night. Basically followed a Resident Evil theme (fucking knew we played that game too much). Me and Matt were in some African shithole but the weird thing was that most of the fighting was already done, and I knew this, and now we were just trying to escape while the Umbrella quarantine agents tried to find us. So we met up with this dude and his wife and they had a fighter jet, and they let us borrow it to escape. In my dream I'm literally flying this plane through all barrel rolls and shit, so much fun.

When it faded back in, we were at my cousin's old house in Barnehurst and we sit there in the living room with a beer each and relax but then Matt gets all pale and says he feels sick. He goes upstairs and gets in bed and gives the whole "it's too late for me, I'm infected" shit. So I look out the window and there's waves of zombies and lickers approaching the house. I get a toy pistol and shotgun and stand at the top of the stairs - in this house it's a long straight passage from top to bottom, and these lickers start crawling up the walls and coming towards me, and somehow my toy weapons are stopping them. It was actually proper fucking creepy.

Then Matt says something like "Umbrella traced us here cause we used the internet" and I can hear cars pulling up. I go back downstairs and a licker bites me on the hand, I remember it hurting. Anyway, people start banging on the door, I open it and it's Dan, Mike and Joe. They run inside shouting "get back!" before the door is shot to pieces. So I then have to go outside and fight off the Umbrella troops to protect everyone in the house; but my plastic shotgun breaks from shooting it too much.

I go back inside and there's this woman who looks like Marsha from Spaced, and I show her the shotgun and she puts it under her shirt and when it comes out it's like a silver laser gun with angel wings on top. And I clearly remember going outside and facing everyone, and saying "I will bathe you in holy fire!". Except when I pull the trigger on this badass laser cannon all that comes out is a little red LED light, and when it shines on someone it makes them all emotional and unable to fight. So I just did that to everyone until all the Umbrella soldiers were in a group and hugging each other. Then the dustmen outside woke me up.

I dreamt that I was vacationing in Spain with my family and all of a sudden a civil war broke out and we were royally screwed amidst it all. I also fell in love with a Spanish girl in that dream, who reminded me of this San Diego girl I went out with last summer in California, but for some reason she acted like she didn't know me the next time I saw her (this was when the war had broke out), she completely dissed me. Girls are so evil!