Tell HGF Last Nights Dream

Ok, last night I had an awesome dream.

There was me, Mono, Webb and Nick Statler for some reason and we were all trying out for the same job at some Virtual Reality place. It was like paintballing but it put you in some real looking situation.

The room was like a green screen all over and when you went inside they beamed a senario in. Star Trek type shit lol.

Anyway, we went in and we got weapons, I took a shotgun and was amazing.

Then I wanted to play Mono, Webb and Nick VS. Me. So while they were setting up for it I got ready and strapped myself with guns, proper Matrix moment. And then I found a bow and arrow, proper flimsy one. Was pathetic really.

I tried to smuggle it outta the room to surprise the guys but Nick saw me and started laughing at me. I myself then started to laugh at which point I woke myself up with laughter.

I was proper laughing my head off in bed, my GF was like WTF.

I dreamed that there was some apocalypse shit going on and there were all weird monsters in the streets and stuff. Think sorta like prehistoric mammals during the ice age, that was sort of what was happening. Anyway, we had to sit on our roofs, connected to everyone else's with bits of wood because that was the only way the monsters couldn't get us. A couple of times they attacked and we had to fight them off, shit like that. We sent people for supplies and every time fewer and fewer people came back. It didn't really have a storyline, it was pretty much just living in a fucked up world. Kinda cool though.

I have a recurring one where I suck jamie walker's penis.

I had a dream about my four little children living in a nation where they weren't judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

But nah, can't fully recall last night's dream.

jimizy and skipper joke??

I dont get it

I wish I didn't.

I had this dream I was walking by a middle school and saw some kids abusing some younger kids. so I ran up to the second floor and found the 8th graders beating up freshmen and doing nasty shit like pissing in there mouth.

I killed one by banging his head against the cement and I kept power slamming the second on the stairs on the way back down.

totally walked out of the school though, then woke up.

haha. Get out of my dreams.

The only bit of my dream I can remember from last night was me getting a footjob from a girl I used to go school with and I think it was in a lesson too. It was pretty good haha

Footjob lolz.

You got a foot fetish Dodge?

did I have a southern american accent?

As far as I can remember you had the same accent as me.

Or the stereotypical American accent. Cant really recall.

I'm surprised you were in it tbh, like I have only really seen a couple of pictures of you, I know what you look like face wise. But my mind just filled in the gaps.

hahah matt thats weird, we interact on the forum and im already starring in your dreams, must of been the redawf talk but with paintball and us 4 hangin out, would be cool but mono would never go paintballing with me

What was more weird is that I was more or less dressed exactly how you were in them zombie flick pictures you posted. LDC?

Shot gun and everything.

haha thats funny, but cool you dig my costume, if only dreams could be renderd into avi for the morning.

Damn we should have started this a long time ago. I know I've had a few but don't recall them now.

sOON.

I had a well weird dream that Ian was making me snort cocaine off a treadmill then he turned it on as soon as I was about to snort. I then chased him through a busy apartment block with loads of people walking around the halls like it was a university building or something, then I got in the lift and went all the way to the top floor which was a prison. There was a lush girl in one of the cells and to get from the lift to her we needed to get on a floating platform like in Mario:

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So me Ian and for some reason the guy from slumdog millionaire just ran over the platforms and then all of a sudden we were rushing downwards which was terrifying, and then I woke up. :S

I had a weird dream about my nan last night :-/

We was in her little fiesta with my mum too and we were driving like 90mph round roundabouts and drifting round it and one time she skid out of control and span round and flipped the car over and then she said "Fuck, insurance aint gonna like this!" then I woke up... Thinking "W..t..f" haha

toms dream wins.

You mean I win!

Nah mine wins.

No not at all that's what's weird about it haha.

I dreamt I woke up in the middle of a field in a sleeping bag, only to discover hundreds of other people in sleeping bags too. For some reason I had cigarettes and round pieces of wood through the skin in my face, mostly the cheeks and nose, and it hurt like shit, Saw style. I walked home, eating rocks I found on the ground, because for some reason the pain turned into me being hungry as shit. When I got home, I found my parents crying by the oven. I got over by the oven and looked at it, and started crying too, and suddenly it exploded. The End.

Eventually turned into a wet dream.

I dreamt last night I was with a couple of old mates from when I was younger. And we were in some dodgy place we had gotten the train to. We were being chased by loads of lads on bikes but most were on foot. We started running across rooftops to get away and I went through some old womans window into her house, but I was caught by the woman. And she refused to let me friends come through the window. I jumped out of another window and ended up in soon abandoned living room with a huge front window. I hid in a corner behind a curtain, then my friends came in the room and stood in front of the window. By this time all the guys were out front trying to smash the window to get to us.

Police came and were talking to the guys. We then ran like fuck. And grabbed a bike each from the guys and just peddled like mad down this hill until we got away.

That was it, lol.

That is just awesome. youre a crazy, crazy dane

Holy shit I just remembered a really nasty nightmare. Well technically it wasn't a nightmare since I wasn't really afraid but I was at some kind of a gala night and for some reason my throat got sliced open and blood just started to pour out. And no one was helping me so I wobbled to my dad's car started driving somewhere with it but then the road too me to a flooded creek so the road was under the water too so I decided I could still make it because it didn't look deep. Well I was wrong and after it got deeper the car lost touch to the ground and I was floating inside the car in a creek that had all of a sudden turned into white waters(sp). And my throat was just pumping out more and more blood as I was there and it felt really authentic, not that I know what it would feel like but still.

blah blah blah I'm a cunt blah blah blah.

I dreamt I was a cunt too, about a month ago. Funny how unrealistic and crazy dreams can be.