22 May 2008, 21:42 UTC#2,221
Death at a Funeral. I usually have high hopes when watching a British comedy because usually if they make our video rental stores they are really good too but this just might have been the most politically correct and thus the most boring comedy I've ever seen. Ejected the dvd halfway through.
22 May 2008, 23:01 UTC#2,222
yeah deatch at a funeral was a total let down. sorry ben

23 May 2008, 14:13 UTC#2,223
First half hour of Zombie Chronicles. Pile of shit.
23 May 2008, 15:56 UTC#2,224
Last half of V for Vendetta.
Gunna watch the start of it tonight methinks.
23 May 2008, 18:28 UTC#2,225
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QUOTE(ADV_Flynn @ May 21 2008, 09:43 AM) [snapback]490541[/snapback]
going to check that out
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an evening with kevin smith
if its the one im thinking of...hilarious!!
he tells about the time fuckin his chick with a gash on his weiner...so fuckin funny
lol yeah thats the one
2nd ones good too
24 May 2008, 01:05 UTC#2,226
Kids - fapfapfap
Nah, on a serious note, that movie is just so depressing. Makers did such a great job capturing the mindsets and motivations of apathetic teenagers. It's a grim reality that shit like that happens; but when kids are put in a situation where there isn't structure or supervision, they make wrong decisions and find themselves in trouble. That movie's like a decade and a half old, and it still rings true - little has changed in inner-cities to give kids options and outlets to spend their time in a positive environment. I can go down to a park in Covington tomorrow and I know there will be 6th graders smoking pot with 17 and 18 year old kids. There's just no one there to tell em' they have potential to do better things.
Good movie, really makes you think and reflect on your own experience growing up. I know it made me re-evaluate decisions I made as a kid. Definitely worth watching.
24 May 2008, 01:41 UTC#2,227
In The Name Of The King
Such a fucking horrible movie.
24 May 2008, 08:45 UTC#2,228
Million Dollar Baby - surprisingly good
The Host - terrible
24 May 2008, 21:38 UTC#2,229
The Bunker. Fucking awesome film about a group of Nazi soldiers in 1944 on the Belgian-German border who pull back to a bunker from attacking Americans. They're trapped in there and gradually go insane. Small cast, brilliant acting. I'll VIP a link.
25 May 2008, 10:40 UTC#2,230
QUOTE(Ray @ May 24 2008, 02:05 AM) [snapback]491027[/snapback]
Kids - fapfapfap
Nah, on a serious note, that movie is just so depressing. Makers did such a great job capturing the mindsets and motivations of apathetic teenagers. It's a grim reality that shit like that happens; but when kids are put in a situation where there isn't structure or supervision, they make wrong decisions and find themselves in trouble. That movie's like a decade and a half old, and it still rings true - little has changed in inner-cities to give kids options and outlets to spend their time in a positive environment. I can go down to a park in Covington tomorrow and I know there will be 6th graders smoking pot with 17 and 18 year old kids. There's just no one there to tell em' they have potential to do better things.
Good movie, really makes you think and reflect on your own experience growing up. I know it made me re-evaluate decisions I made as a kid. Definitely worth watching.
check out Ken Park, its even better
25 May 2008, 10:41 UTC#2,231
Over Her Dead Body.

27 May 2008, 00:08 UTC#2,232
national treasure 2 ....god damn im a sucker for this series
27 May 2008, 00:13 UTC#2,233
Shawshank Redemption.
First time I had seen it. I had been to the prison it was filmed at in my area, too.
Really good flick. Phenomenal acting. How good of a year for films was 1994? Jesus Christ. Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, and Shawshank Redemption came out that year. Three movies in my top 10. Craziness.
27 May 2008, 00:19 UTC#2,234
aw dude I can't believe you have only just seen the shank. it's one of the all time classics. I love that movie

27 May 2008, 15:26 UTC#2,235
Millers Crossing by the Cohen brothers - excellent
I really wish they stuck to making serious films and not comedies. I'd kill to see another No Country For Old Men style film.
27 May 2008, 15:45 UTC#2,236
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Millers Crossing by the Cohen brothers - excellent
I really wish they stuck to making serious films and not comedies. I'd kill to see another No Country For Old Men style film.
They do some awesome comedies though. Big lebowski and Fargo were ill.
28 May 2008, 00:27 UTC#2,237
Hitman
You know, I went into this movie with an objective eye, and I really wanted it to be enjoyable. I knew it would be horrid, but I couldn't help myself but want good things. I'm a big fan of the games and look forward to the series' first true next-gen release.
Alas, this movie was pathetic. The dialogue is generic and uninspired, the plot is needlessly convoluted and filled with holes, and aesthetically it feels like everything was fingerpainted by kindergarteners. It's all so phony and forced it was like I was watching a horrible skit from a group on here.
The one positive I can say about the film is that they didn't cast that horrible piece of shit Vin Diesel as Agent 47. The actor who did play him did a pretty good job.
The one thing that really pissed me off about it, is that they tried to humanize Agent 47 and give him emotions to struggle with. There was some stereotypical moderately attractive woman in the film and he goes through all of these tacky inner struggles where he tries to decide whether or not to kill her because she compromises his mission. The Agent 47 in the game would have offed her as soon as she didn't do what he asked her to. Instead, he has all of this pussy bullshit about love and how for the first time in his life-long stasis he thinks he might want to feel the touch of a woman.
He was created to kill and feel no remorse or petty emotions that attach themselves to normal humans. That's what makes him F-ing interesting and enjoyable. They decided to take that part away from it and make him into a gentle killing machine who's all confused and just wants things to be right. F that.
I'm going to go take a bath.
28 May 2008, 01:06 UTC#2,238
I liked hitman...
28 May 2008, 01:07 UTC#2,239
I did too, knowing nothing of the games and not paying for it (although I did see it on the big screen hehehe) I enjoyed it as a mindless piece of cinema good for passing the time watching if you don't wanna get into something too deep or meaningful =]
28 May 2008, 05:59 UTC#2,240
the rape of richard becke
28 May 2008, 09:20 UTC#2,241
What the F.
07 June 2008, 16:04 UTC#2,242
garden state - really enjoyable movie. was actually real weird seeing zach braff not playing JD
07 June 2008, 16:06 UTC#2,243
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garden state - really enjoyable movie. was actually real weird seeing zach braff not playing JD
Yay, knew you'd like it. Great flick.
07 June 2008, 19:51 UTC#2,244
wassup rockers again. not as good 2nd time around, but still pretty tight
07 June 2008, 20:48 UTC#2,245
amelie - woooww, such a quirky feel good movie. I could gladly watch it another 10 times.
07 June 2008, 21:14 UTC#2,246
Snatch.
Awesome film. Awesome film.
07 June 2008, 22:52 UTC#2,247
Charlie's Angles: Full Anal- A feel good romp through the world of movie parody, the characters were well developed and I felt the costume design was of award winning caliber.
If the story line wasn't so rushed near the end (almost like they had to put in some anal sex just because the title was "Full Anal") the movie would have been near perfect.
The double fisting scene with Velvet Lips, Jenna Gspot, and Becka Spank was very intense, I could almost feel the pain.
I highly recommend this picture.
07 June 2008, 23:03 UTC#2,248
Fight Club
Just finished watching this old piece of shit, and it still rules.
07 June 2008, 23:19 UTC#2,249
fight club...old piece of shit...my heart sinks.
08 June 2008, 05:08 UTC#2,250
Terror Firmer
I was pretty drunk, but it was entertaining and thats all that matters.