06 February 2006, 13:49 UTC#91
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 6 2006, 01:20 AM) [snapback]278356[/snapback]
I can't remember where I heard this from but it's guarantees some boobage fondling.
M: I bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them.
F: Uhh, okay.
M: *Fondles breasts*
M: Here you go *Hands the girl £1*
Hahahahaha, great!
I don't really use chat up lines, apart from when I'm drunk. When I'm drunk I'm really blunt and abrasive, so I'll just use the old "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" or "My cock needs some attention" lines.
06 February 2006, 15:02 UTC#92
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
what the hell is asl?
06 February 2006, 15:12 UTC#93
QUOTE(Lawrie @ Feb 6 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]278540[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
what the hell is asl?
"Age, Sex, Location"
06 February 2006, 15:18 UTC#94
QUOTE(Lawrie @ Feb 6 2006, 03:02 PM) [snapback]278540[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
what the hell is asl?
shut up gaz you know it's ass sex lover
06 February 2006, 16:37 UTC#95
QUOTE(Lawrie @ Feb 6 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]278540[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
what the hell is asl?
Popular greeting of paedophiles on chatrooms. Usually followed by a second question, "wanna cyber?"
At which point, unless you yourself are a sex-starved 59 year-old guitar teacher, it's time to start logging off pretty fucking sharpish.
06 February 2006, 16:38 UTC#96
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 6 2006, 05:37 PM) [snapback]278583[/snapback]
QUOTE(Lawrie @ Feb 6 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]278540[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
what the hell is asl?
Popular greeting of paedophiles on chatrooms. Usually followed by a second question, "wanna cyber?"
At which point, unless you yourself are a sex-starved 59 year-old guitar teacher, it's time to start logging off pretty fucking sharpish.
You wouldn't happen to know any would you? I'm feeling particularly peckish...
06 February 2006, 16:53 UTC#97
06 February 2006, 16:58 UTC#98
He gets plenty of sex from his own personal slave chained up in the kitchen.
Oh wait, that's his wife.
