04 February 2006, 22:21 UTC#61
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
yeah but those one liners actually get you "fun"?
04 February 2006, 22:23 UTC#62
the whole in the pants thing yeah sure if you know they want you in there pants nothing more and you say that there usealy like let's go and start eating on your chin or something.
04 February 2006, 22:24 UTC#63
Girls around here would just LOL in yo' face.
04 February 2006, 22:27 UTC#64
what the female sheep...... how can you tell if there loling
I'm sorry tomm I going to go and beat myself with a stick now and put chilli powder in my eye's.
04 February 2006, 22:31 UTC#65
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:27 PM) [snapback]277634[/snapback]
what the female sheep...... how can you tell if there loling
I'm sorry tomm I going to go and beat myself with a stick now and put chilli powder in my eye's.
Fuck the chilli powder dude, Put the stick in your brown eye, and drink the bottle of domestos
04 February 2006, 22:34 UTC#66
yeah sir anything you say sir hey new pick up line this might be good for a lol.
hey scrotomm what time your leg's open I wouldn't mind give this scrotommguy a kiss right on his head.
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh how smuty I don't like it infact more chilli.
04 February 2006, 22:35 UTC#67
Take your pic.
04 February 2006, 22:42 UTC#68
I don't know they all look priity dame tastey which one do you prefer and I'll go for that one uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm looks so good.
04 February 2006, 23:00 UTC#69
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 11:15 PM) [snapback]277625[/snapback]
only messing around with my hoe's cause I am the pimp of the town and I sadi that and she started makeing out with me I was like ok then I'll take it.hahahaha lol.
You are a fucking
joke.
04 February 2006, 23:02 UTC#70
excuse me
can I lick your baby?
05 February 2006, 00:17 UTC#71
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
realtionshit
hahahahaha
Chat up lines are funny as fuck and only acceptable when you are absolutely shit faced and can't depend on a good first impression,
-Steve you are one of the people that will guarentee I will always look better by comparison
05 February 2006, 07:51 UTC#72
I went to a party in the summer and there was this chick there who was hot..and I told my friend..he told her I wanted to fuck her..and I said.."no, I never said that..but I do think you are pretty" I gave her my number and weve beein going out since
05 February 2006, 09:20 UTC#73
"Hey, look behind you!" *punt*
Down and out.
05 February 2006, 10:04 UTC#74
QUOTE(joe_thc @ Feb 5 2006, 07:51 AM) [snapback]277849[/snapback]
I went to a party in the summer and there was this chick there who was hot..and I told my friend..he told her I wanted to fuck her..and I said.."no, I never said that..but I do think you are pretty" I gave her my number and weve beein going out since
No wonder you're on the fag team
05 February 2006, 10:07 UTC#75
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QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
realtionshit
Chat up lines are funny as fuck and only acceptable when you are absolutely shit faced and can't depend on a good first impression,
Thats me in a nutshell.
05 February 2006, 13:59 UTC#76
'if you dont suck this, we have a problem, does adrian rize..have to choke a bitch?'
05 February 2006, 16:49 UTC#77
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
The thing is, you make yourself out to be a massive pimp, when the reality of it is, you get nothing but the chavs from Yr 9
05 February 2006, 21:01 UTC#78
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Feb 5 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]278158[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
The thing is, you make yourself out to be a massive pimp, when the reality of it is, you get nothing but the chavs from Yr 9
ok let's put it like this do I or do I not get more girlfriends in a year than you have in your entire life wait ok then I'll put my thing down to 6 months than you have in your entire life so that was easy.
05 February 2006, 21:04 UTC#79
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 5 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]278239[/snapback]
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Feb 5 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]278158[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
The thing is, you make yourself out to be a massive pimp, when the reality of it is, you get nothing but the chavs from Yr 9
ok let's put it like this do I or do I not get more girlfriends in a year than you have in your entire life wait ok then I'll put my thing down to 6 months than you have in your entire life so that was easy.
Nah you just find it easyer to rape little year 9's
YOU KIDDIE FIDDLER05 February 2006, 21:04 UTC#80
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 5 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]278239[/snapback]
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Feb 5 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]278158[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
The thing is, you make yourself out to be a massive pimp, when the reality of it is, you get nothing but the chavs from Yr 9
ok let's put it like this do I or do I not get more girlfriends in a year than you have in your entire life wait ok then I'll put my thing down to 6 months than you have in your entire life so that was easy.
You are fucking
pathetic.
05 February 2006, 21:05 UTC#81
this dude in clip has PHOTOCAM like my SONY)) grrrr.. sony
05 February 2006, 21:07 UTC#82
QUOTE(frito@soas @ Feb 5 2006, 10:05 PM) [snapback]278242[/snapback]
this dude in clip has PHOTOCAM like my SONY)) grrrr.. sony
Really? Tell me more.
05 February 2006, 21:07 UTC#83
QUOTE(urban_ben @ Feb 5 2006, 09:04 PM) [snapback]278240[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 5 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]278239[/snapback]
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Feb 5 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]278158[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
The thing is, you make yourself out to be a massive pimp, when the reality of it is, you get nothing but the chavs from Yr 9
ok let's put it like this do I or do I not get more girlfriends in a year than you have in your entire life wait ok then I'll put my thing down to 6 months than you have in your entire life so that was easy.
Nah you just find it easyer to rape little year 9's
YOU KIDDIE FIDDLER ok then man most of them are the smae age as I am I am one of the youngest in our year and it dosen't matter shit I've been out with a couple girls that are younger then me.
05 February 2006, 21:08 UTC#84
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 5 2006, 10:04 PM) [snapback]278241[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 5 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]278239[/snapback]
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Feb 5 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]278158[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]277628[/snapback]
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.
The thing is, you make yourself out to be a massive pimp, when the reality of it is, you get nothing but the chavs from Yr 9
ok let's put it like this do I or do I not get more girlfriends in a year than you have in your entire life wait ok then I'll put my thing down to 6 months than you have in your entire life so that was easy.
You are fucking
pathetic.
05 February 2006, 21:09 UTC#85
Less of the bitching please kiddy winkles
05 February 2006, 21:10 UTC#86
QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM) [snapback]278248[/snapback]
Less of the bitching please kiddy winkles
FUCKING BITE ME, YOU FUCKING WHORE
Which coincidently is also one of my chat-up lines.
05 February 2006, 21:13 UTC#87
I used to say "Awrite gorjus" when I was wasted, to random chicks. This didn't go down well, usually with a slap across the face or a dirty look lol.
05 February 2006, 23:53 UTC#88
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 5 2006, 09:10 PM) [snapback]278249[/snapback]
QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM) [snapback]278248[/snapback]
Less of the bitching please kiddy winkles
FUCKING BITE ME, YOU FUCKING WHORE
Which coincidently is also one of my chat-up lines.
Hahaha fucking great...
Theirs the Ol'
Me :'Hey you got 10p'
Girl : 'Umm *lol*'
Me : 'Cos I need to phone me Ma'
Which never works.....But ive never known quite why?
Steve is that girl your going out with In year 8?
I swear she's one of my little brothers friends?
06 February 2006, 00:04 UTC#89
My dad's wife is closer to my age than his and he's 45 or something... age means, shite, guess year eight for someone my age is a bit extreme but arent you all like 14-15, if I remeber year 8 was 14 so you know you're all pretty close to each other so stop sounding like fags...
my gf's older than yours Image file not present in the recovered backup big shit, it means nothing...
also having more girls in a year isn't always a good thing steve, you know if you have ten girls do shit all with either of em and someone else one girl in the same space of time but have been boning her everyday then it just sucks too be you
06 February 2006, 00:20 UTC#90
I can't remember where I heard this from but it's guarantees some boobage fondling.
M: I bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them.
F: Uhh, okay.
M: *Fondles breasts*
M: Here you go *Hands the girl £1*
