post #31
03 February 2006, 17:29 UTC#31
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
Damn I forgot about ASL, Im gana use that tonight
"asl."
Damn I forgot about ASL, Im gana use that tonight
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Worst chat up lines you've ever used.
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"asl."
Damn I forgot about ASL, Im gana use that tonight
post #32
03 February 2006, 17:39 UTC#32
Im fat, unattractive, and poor, but so are you so im your best bet 
post #33
04 February 2006, 00:09 UTC#33
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 4 2006, 06:28 AM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
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post #34
04 February 2006, 00:17 UTC#34
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 06:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
Shut up, that is easily the BEST chat up line anyone can use.
It works every fucking time.
post #35
04 February 2006, 00:41 UTC#35
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 4 2006, 12:17 AM) [snapback]277165[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 06:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
Shut up, that is easily the BEST chat up line anyone can use.
It works every fucking time.
Is that what you used on welshy?
post #36
04 February 2006, 01:05 UTC#36
QUOTE(Joe. @ Feb 4 2006, 01:41 AM) [snapback]277176[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 4 2006, 12:17 AM) [snapback]277165[/snapback]
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 3 2006, 06:28 PM) [snapback]276831[/snapback]
"asl."
Shut up, that is easily the BEST chat up line anyone can use.
It works every fucking time.
Is that what you used on welshy?
Works. Every. Time.
post #37
04 February 2006, 01:14 UTC#37
Ive never tried to pick up a girl before. I just become friends with the girls I like and everything falls into place from there on.
Pickup lines dont even work down here. Girls are so put off by guys trying to hard. Acting like youre not interested seriously works better.
Pickup lines dont even work down here. Girls are so put off by guys trying to hard. Acting like youre not interested seriously works better.
post #38
04 February 2006, 01:27 UTC#38
Ay bitch wanna fuck?
post #39
04 February 2006, 01:29 UTC#39
Yates don't need no pick up line.
post #40
04 February 2006, 01:31 UTC#40
QUOTE(WEAK @ Feb 4 2006, 02:14 AM) [snapback]277190[/snapback]
Ive never tried to pick up a girl before. I just become friends with the girls I like and everything falls into place from there on.
Pickup lines dont even work down here. Girls are so put off by guys trying to hard. Acting like youre not interested seriously works better.
Nah, I think by now everyone realizes pickup lines are a load of shit.
I mean when was the last time you saw a guy go up to a girl and declare "They call me Moses! I'll show you how I can part the Red Sea!" and the girl just swoons "ooh! my future husband at last!"
No, that doesn't work. You actually have to put in the effort now.
post #41
04 February 2006, 01:38 UTC#41
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 4 2006, 01:31 AM) [snapback]277205[/snapback]
You actually have to put in the effort now.
Or the rohypnol.
post #42
04 February 2006, 01:40 UTC#42
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 4 2006, 01:29 AM) [snapback]277203[/snapback]
Yates don't need no pick up line.
Nope, not with a face like this:
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post #43
04 February 2006, 02:00 UTC#43
such a cutie
post #44
04 February 2006, 02:08 UTC#44
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 4 2006, 01:38 AM) [snapback]277213[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 4 2006, 01:31 AM) [snapback]277205[/snapback]
You actually have to put in the effort now.
Or the rohypnol.
HAHAHAHA I love you kane.
post #45
04 February 2006, 02:09 UTC#45
QUOTE(YATES @ Feb 3 2006, 08:40 PM) [snapback]277218[/snapback]
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 4 2006, 01:29 AM) [snapback]277203[/snapback]
Yates don't need no pick up line.
Nope, not with a face like this:
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good thing we can see your face...
post #46
04 February 2006, 03:29 UTC#46
This is not a place for sarcasm you MOTHER FUCKER.
<3
<3
post #47
04 February 2006, 03:52 UTC#47
QUOTE(WEAK @ Feb 4 2006, 01:14 AM) [snapback]277190[/snapback]
Ive never tried to pick up a girl before. I just become friends with the girls I like and everything falls into place from there on.
same here
post #48
04 February 2006, 04:53 UTC#48
QUOTE(WEBBY @ Feb 4 2006, 03:52 AM) [snapback]277278[/snapback]
QUOTE(WEAK @ Feb 4 2006, 01:14 AM) [snapback]277190[/snapback]
Ive never tried to pick up a girl before. I just become friends with the girls I like and everything falls into place from there on.
same here
I third that
post #49
04 February 2006, 09:06 UTC#49
When drunk and talking to drunk chicks
"Hey, I like your boobs" (its actually worked a coupla times)
"Hey, I like your boobs" (its actually worked a coupla times)
post #50
04 February 2006, 11:44 UTC#50
Me and a freind giving out free sage and onion crisps in a gig last night, even though we didnt have any crisps.
He walked up to one girl and asked her if she wanted a pack and she just looked at him and started kissing him :S
He walked up to one girl and asked her if she wanted a pack and she just looked at him and started kissing him :S
post #51
04 February 2006, 18:19 UTC#51
QUOTE(nowhere @ Feb 4 2006, 01:38 AM) [snapback]277213[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 4 2006, 01:31 AM) [snapback]277205[/snapback]
You actually have to put in the effort now.
Or the rohypnol.
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post #52
04 February 2006, 18:45 UTC#52
the only time I talk to girls drunk at partys is to try get them to flash my camera
lol
lol
post #53
04 February 2006, 19:55 UTC#53
"hey you dont sweat much,considering youre so fat"
wanna go to my place and fuck and eat some pizza?
no!
what ? dont you like pizza?
"hey ! wanna fuck?"
"the f.b.I is looking for my cock ,will you help me hide it?"
wanna go to my place and fuck and eat some pizza?
no!
what ? dont you like pizza?
"hey ! wanna fuck?"
"the f.b.I is looking for my cock ,will you help me hide it?"
post #54
04 February 2006, 20:43 UTC#54
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
(I need to be killed dont I)
(I need to be killed dont I)
post #55
04 February 2006, 22:08 UTC#55
I said this and it worked but the last time I used it got a slap but I'll try it again soon,
is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see myself in your pants, I mean how classic is that so straight forward and just perfect try it.
is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see myself in your pants, I mean how classic is that so straight forward and just perfect try it.
post #56
04 February 2006, 22:11 UTC#56
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:08 PM) [snapback]277621[/snapback]
I said this and it worked but the last time I used it got a slap but I'll try it again soon,
is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see myself in your pants, I mean how classic is that so straight forward and just perfect try it.
You guys actually use chat up lines?
LOLOLOL
post #57
04 February 2006, 22:15 UTC#57
QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 4 2006, 10:11 PM) [snapback]277623[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:08 PM) [snapback]277621[/snapback]
I said this and it worked but the last time I used it got a slap but I'll try it again soon,
is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see myself in your pants, I mean how classic is that so straight forward and just perfect try it.
You guys actually use chat up lines?
LOLOLOL
Exactly what I was thinking!
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post #58
04 February 2006, 22:15 UTC#58
only messing around with my hoe's cause I am the pimp of the town and I sadi that and she started makeing out with me I was like ok then I'll take it.hahahaha lol.
post #59
04 February 2006, 22:16 UTC#59
QUOTE(pattyt18 @ Feb 4 2006, 10:15 PM) [snapback]277624[/snapback]
QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 4 2006, 10:11 PM) [snapback]277623[/snapback]
QUOTE(Steve-FF @ Feb 4 2006, 10:08 PM) [snapback]277621[/snapback]
I said this and it worked but the last time I used it got a slap but I'll try it again soon,
is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see myself in your pants, I mean how classic is that so straight forward and just perfect try it.
You guys actually use chat up lines?
LOLOLOL
Exactly what I was thinking!
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More to the point, you are less likely to get the chicks with corny lines. Like weak said, just build a freindship and get to know them , then take it further
post #60
04 February 2006, 22:20 UTC#60
dude I do know how to get girlfriends I use chat up lines if I want a bit of fun not if I like want a realtionshit otherwise I would do what most people do start talking and then tell them you like then and they tell me they like me and then in the next week or so I'll ask them out and a fair share of them say yeah.