Worst chat up lines you've ever used.

This can be like one liners or things you've said to try and get a girl to get with you... Just the most shameful thing you've said to try and pull someone.

I told someone I was thinking about her while I had meningitis which is bullshit and she's loving it... Anyone got something more cringeworthy

Hey, does this rag smell of chloroform?

Another classic

but any real stories?

Haha funny story....

Well me and my mate were pissed off these bottles of Vodka we each had, and he was flirting with this girl say shit like "your beautiful." "you fell from heaven" and the usual bullshit and she was just smiling. Then I said, "fuck all this shit I need a shag" and she said right infront of my mate that was chatting her up "come home with me then".

My friends was like wtf?!?! Image file not present in the recovered backup

PWNT

I once asked a girl if she wanted to be the Hub in mine and my mates Star Topology. You can get worse than a drunk computer geek.

My freind asked a girl, "Do you like samuria's?"

LOLOLOLOL star topology, fucking classic bro

I was in a club with a drunk friend and he asked this goth girl 'Did it hurt?' and she said 'What do you mean?' Expecting him to say the usual chat up line - when you fell from heaven. He replied 'WHEN YOUZ GOT SLAPPED' and slapped her really fucking hard. I was told you could see the handprint on her face. He got kicked out, and I've never seen her at the club since.

"I shit my pants...can I get into yours"

she wasnt expecting that

This was me 2 weeks ago (its a girl who wanted me but she now has a boy friend)

ME: So we fucking off then?
Girl: Where
ME: hotel
Girl: I dont know
ME: we are fucking aint we?
Girl I dont know
ME: see ya later

Haha when me and our group used to get drunk at this beach (chav invested now ) Shaun went up to this girl and went "Hi I'm Shaun Diplock now suck my cock" Image file not present in the recovered backup

Smooth




Shaun maybe that was why u never got girls?

You know it


I was only being cocky cuz I know she wanted it, but I just wanted to see if she was gana cheat. But she is out tonight, and ive charge my XM2 up incase I get her back

"Wanna make out?"

I love your attitude, set it up in a good posistion.

I look forward to the fully editted version tomorrow.

At a party

Me: Hi
Her: Hey
Me: So...you drunk yet?
[KISS]

I've been with her for almost 12 months now. Moral of the story: Keep it simple. Especially if you can barely stand.

Your going to have to prove that move in one of the clubs during the meetup.

a guy once said to me "hey don't I know you from somewhere", I said "no" and he said "damn there goes my chat-up line"

Heh I'm committed man, so no can do

You're more than welcome to try it out though. You bring the funk, I'll bring the videotape

Wow, has it really been that long? Shit.

Worst chat up line ever would probably have to be the one I tried today on two fine young fillies. They completely rejected me when I screamed "Sluts!!" at them at the top of my voice. I lost a little bit of self confidence. Then I came home and listened to my Linkin Park CD.

They help me when I'm feeling down with their combination of emotional melodies and lyrics with hard rock Image file not present in the recovered backup

"The human body is 90% water, and im thirsty."

LOL , like it mang

If you say that on the meetup I will kiss the ground you walk on Image file not present in the recovered backup

OK lads, this can never leave the forums...This is the way to get a girl EVERYTIME,

Step 1 – Go to a party/club/bar and find your girl of choice
Step 2 – Walk up to her and say “My Friend fancy’s you” and then point over her shoulder
*now make a detailed note of step 3*
Step 3 - Drop some GBH in her drink
Step 4 – Girl turns back around and you say “Oh he must have ran off, he is shy”
Step 5 – Walk away and give it some time
Step 6 – When she is fucked, pop her in a gab and do her every which way you want
Step 7 – Cut the words WKHVIDEOS.com into her back so she is scared for life!


Enjoy

I havn't used these before, but I heard them.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I flirt with you?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

"Will you marry me."

"In the car now, or you'll be eating through a straw for five months"

That one works like a charm, I assure you.

"asl."