post #14,671
26 November 2006, 06:02 UTC#14,671
Gears of War is god.
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post #14,672
26 November 2006, 09:18 UTC#14,672
QUOTE(ELLIOT @ Nov 26 2006, 06:02 PM) [snapback]399328[/snapback]
Gears of War is god.
Yes it is.
post #14,673
26 November 2006, 11:20 UTC#14,673
Jusat got a xbox360 ^_^ ye.
post #14,674
26 November 2006, 12:38 UTC#14,674
QUOTE(Yorkshire Ripper @ Nov 26 2006, 06:58 AM) [snapback]399326[/snapback]
Cant make London guys. Sorry.
post #14,675
26 November 2006, 12:41 UTC#14,675
I can.
post #14,676
26 November 2006, 14:48 UTC#14,676
Mono, what time and shit we meeting tonight? Meeting at mine?
post #14,677
26 November 2006, 15:00 UTC#14,677
Was just gonna call you, can I come round about 4.45? My parents can't give me a lift over any later...Drop my stuff round.
Still cool to stay at yours tonight babe?
Still cool to stay at yours tonight babe?
post #14,678
26 November 2006, 15:15 UTC#14,678
I cant find my ipod. Been looking for a while!!!! The idea came into my head of calling it on the home phone so I could hear it ring, then I realised that the ipod is infact not a phone but an mp3 player.
post #14,679
26 November 2006, 17:00 UTC#14,679
I have a piece of glass the size of a pin head stuck in the end of my middle finger and I can't get it out and it hurts like a motherfucker!
gonna take a razorblade and slice the cunt out!
gonna take a razorblade and slice the cunt out!
post #14,680
26 November 2006, 17:27 UTC#14,680
I have never felt this fucking shit for so long the day after a night out. My heads ok, it's just my stomache. Any ideas? :'(
post #14,681
26 November 2006, 17:32 UTC#14,681
Hurt yourself emotionally. Then you'll dwell on whats really important.
You cunt.
You cunt.
post #14,682
26 November 2006, 17:35 UTC#14,682
Lucozade Original. Always clears my hangovers.
post #14,683
26 November 2006, 17:51 UTC#14,683
I'm not coming tonight gaiz.
post #14,684
26 November 2006, 18:06 UTC#14,684
You tosser. Why the shit not?
post #14,685
26 November 2006, 18:07 UTC#14,685
I usually eat pizza with lots of chilli. cures my hangovers like nothing else 
post #14,686
26 November 2006, 20:57 UTC#14,686
I'm going to start posting again
Wa-hey!
Wa-hey!
post #14,687
26 November 2006, 21:18 UTC#14,687
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Nov 26 2006, 07:07 PM) [snapback]399448[/snapback]
I usually eat pizza with lots of chilli. cures my hangovers like nothing else
I hope you cook em better than the ones I had at yours. That were burning but somehow still cold in the middle
post #14,688
26 November 2006, 21:27 UTC#14,688
Too much temperature. Pfft, ignorance of the 'from frozen' label entirely.
post #14,689
26 November 2006, 22:09 UTC#14,689
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
Q.Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Granny.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a suit
"Will the defendant please rise"
Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
What you looking at.
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs
Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman
How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
Paint 3 stripes on it.
What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A start.
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
Because a nova has 4 seats.
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Bigmac please.
What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
Q.Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Granny.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a suit
"Will the defendant please rise"
Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
What you looking at.
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs
Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman
How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
Paint 3 stripes on it.
What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A start.
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
Because a nova has 4 seats.
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Bigmac please.
What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count
post #14,690
26 November 2006, 23:41 UTC#14,690
I wish I knew what a chav is lol
post #14,691
27 November 2006, 00:44 UTC#14,691
QUOTE(corus. @ Nov 26 2006, 09:18 PM) [snapback]399498[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Nov 26 2006, 07:07 PM) [snapback]399448[/snapback]
I usually eat pizza with lots of chilli. cures my hangovers like nothing else
I hope you cook em better than the ones I had at yours. That were burning but somehow still cold in the middle
it was still great and you still ate it and you still did not die. therefore a success
post #14,692
27 November 2006, 02:36 UTC#14,692
LMFAO @ JOHN!
post #14,693
27 November 2006, 02:45 UTC#14,693
QUOTE(Lamer @ Nov 26 2006, 07:41 PM) [snapback]399540[/snapback]
I wish I knew what a chav is lol
EXACTLY! I still don't know what the fuck that is. Or a "wankah". I just get so over-whelmed by the British insults and euphemisms and all of it, just so confusing to me.
post #14,694
post #14,695
27 November 2006, 05:15 UTC#14,695
Huzzah! Well done Marc. It looks like a Chav is what we call a "wigga" or "wigger"...you can make your own connections as to the source of it. And I assumed that a wanker was a jerker-offer...but I just didn't know why that was such an insult. I mean yeah, it's pretty lame, but it's a part of life. Don't be such an oxygen-dependent land mammal! Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #14,696
27 November 2006, 05:17 UTC#14,696
happy to help. I have nothing else to do at 20past5 in the morning damnit I need more sleeping pills matt!post #14,697
27 November 2006, 10:11 UTC#14,697
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.ratemyhat.co.uk/chavs.jpg
There more chav like.
The ones marc posted are fucking legends of their time!! BS4LIFEYO!!!
There more chav like.
The ones marc posted are fucking legends of their time!! BS4LIFEYO!!!
post #14,698
27 November 2006, 10:16 UTC#14,698
WKH Videos, Freak.INC, Glass-of-Milk Productions, FAT Videos and No Mercy Video are all out of the HG Knockout.
Scum Videos FTW!!!
Scum Videos FTW!!!
post #14,699
27 November 2006, 13:22 UTC#14,699
I thought that wiggers and chavs weren't the same thing?
post #14,700
27 November 2006, 13:25 UTC#14,700
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Nov 26 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]399431[/snapback]
I have a piece of glass the size of a pin head stuck in the end of my middle finger and I can't get it out and it hurts like a motherfucker!
gonna take a razorblade and slice the cunt out!
ok was not a good idea. besides pitting blood out of my hand last night the end of my finger is now infected and is oozing clear yellow shite... and it hurts more than I did before. guess I wont have a heart attack from the bit of glass getting in my heart or an aneurysm from it getting to me brain.