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Liam
post #13,651
24 October 2006, 09:51 UTC#13,651
So I go out to my car this morning, on account of I want to drive somewhere. And across the road, there's this car just pulling up, with a logo on the side. So I look, and see a green leaf with the words "Totally Stoned - expert patio and drive: fitting and repair".

So I start cracking up as these two guys, both in their twenties get out the car, and see me laughing, and give me a weird look. "Sorry mate," I explain to the driver. "But your logo is a crackup."

The driver's mate then goes "huhuh, yeah, I came up with that. So remember: if you ever need extensive patio or drive work done, just get Stoned."
corus.
post #13,652
24 October 2006, 10:37 UTC#13,652
Here's an auditorium full of people who thought what you said was funny.

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Liam
post #13,653
24 October 2006, 10:40 UTC#13,653
I thought it was funny, I should be sitting at the front :(
iammarcmason
post #13,654
24 October 2006, 11:18 UTC#13,654
I found it very amusing.
in other news. cheese and branston is STILL the sandwich of choice for the elite.
corus.
post #13,655
24 October 2006, 11:48 UTC#13,655
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Oct 24 2006, 01:18 PM) [snapback]393070[/snapback]

I found it very amusing.
in other news. cheese and branston is STILL the sandwich of choice for the elite.

Amen to that brother.
j0nes
post #13,656
24 October 2006, 11:54 UTC#13,656
QUOTE(corus. @ Oct 24 2006, 02:37 PM) [snapback]393066[/snapback]

Here's an auditorium full of people who thought what you said was funny.

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OMG SAM! You were actually funny! good one!
corus.
post #13,657
24 October 2006, 12:46 UTC#13,657
Why must you cut me to the core so J0nes?
made
post #13,658
24 October 2006, 14:20 UTC#13,658
QUOTE(mono @ Oct 24 2006, 09:02 AM) [snapback]393053[/snapback]

QUOTE(.m4d3. @ Oct 24 2006, 03:16 AM) [snapback]393021[/snapback]

QUOTE(benCKa @ Oct 23 2006, 09:12 PM) [snapback]392949[/snapback]

Hi Matt

I seriously love you.

Mike hook me up!? I got you some quality fan pics. And I'll do you a DR porn clip0rz!?

Come again?

DR STICK()RZ!
-steve-
post #13,659
24 October 2006, 15:16 UTC#13,659
just added hgf on myspace....
I was wondering if I could put that hgf tralier on my myspace???
benCKa
post #13,660
24 October 2006, 15:26 UTC#13,660
QUOTE(corus. @ Oct 24 2006, 02:37 PM) [snapback]393066[/snapback]

Here's an auditorium full of people who thought what you said was funny.

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baha burn :happy:
neKa
post #13,661
24 October 2006, 23:02 UTC#13,661
QUOTE
kane - n3k4.com | cloud-one.com | dc-art.co.uk says:
Luke right?
Mr Soul says:
yeah dude
Mr Soul says:
whats your real name?
kane - n3k4.com | cloud-one.com | dc-art.co.uk says:
kane
kane - n3k4.com | cloud-one.com | dc-art.co.uk says:
you know who I am yeah?
Mr Soul says:
I only know you as kane
Mr Soul says:
oh
Mr Soul says:
yeah
Mr Soul says:
I thought kane was a nickname


silly goose.
Wilbur
post #13,663
25 October 2006, 02:24 UTC#13,663
Image file not present in the recovered backup thanks, right before I go to bed.
Davey Rotten
post #13,664
25 October 2006, 02:25 UTC#13,664
welcome!
Wilbur
post #13,665
25 October 2006, 02:28 UTC#13,665
He was cute in his own way.
Funk Master Steven
post #13,666
25 October 2006, 03:15 UTC#13,666
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 24 2006, 03:40 AM) [snapback]393040[/snapback]

Dan G would have bitten it.

Edit- He'd have chomped that shit off and fried it up in an omlet and given the footage to Ebaum to put on his awesome site.


He would have gone to the doctor.
RayBorDumB
post #13,667
25 October 2006, 03:27 UTC#13,667
But he still would've done it! You're a phony!
Funk Master Steven
post #13,668
25 October 2006, 03:40 UTC#13,668
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 25 2006, 04:27 AM) [snapback]393200[/snapback]

But he still would've done it! You're a phony!


You didn't get the joke, was over your head, you lost talking pivelages for the next week.

Use the time to think about why you had them revoked then come back when you have a good answer.
RayBorDumB
post #13,669
25 October 2006, 04:05 UTC#13,669
Dear Al,

I am sincerely sorry for having missed your doctor joke. I have taken the past 2 hours to think about my error and feel that it is time that I repealed your decision to take away my speaking privelages. I realize the error in my ways and hope you will find it in your heart to allow me to once again speak. I will not make the same mistake of missing one of your lame jokes/useless posts or make fun of your hideously lame glasses and ginger-like stage presence. Please take this apology seriously along with the intense, blistering waves of fuck you.

Sincerely,
Funk Master Steven
post #13,670
25 October 2006, 04:21 UTC#13,670
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 25 2006, 05:05 AM) [snapback]393203[/snapback]

Dear Al,

I am sincerely sorry for having missed your doctor joke. I have taken the past 2 hours to think about my error and feel that it is time that I repealed your decision to take away my speaking privelages. I realize the error in my ways and hope you will find it in your heart to allow me to once again speak. I will not make the same mistake of missing one of your lame jokes/useless posts or make fun of your hideously lame glasses and ginger-like stage presence. Please take this apology seriously along with the intense, blistering waves of fuck you.

Sincerely,


I can't stay mad at you man, bring it in here buddy *holds out hugging arms*
cIRca
post #13,671
25 October 2006, 07:08 UTC#13,671
My gf left me in her room at Uni whilst she goes to learn.

I have 4 Strongbow and a bad of Dry Roasted and its ten to 9 in the morning.

Party up? I think so. :cool:
benCKa
post #13,672
25 October 2006, 08:04 UTC#13,672
Oh man I wanna get drunk now too, just had my last exam for this week. Can I join you mr Bray?

edit: 6 members + one googlebot online :sad:
cIRca
post #13,673
25 October 2006, 08:57 UTC#13,673
Haha, yeah but in that case we're going to have to make it BYOB.

How long is the flight from Finville?
Rob764
post #13,674
25 October 2006, 08:57 UTC#13,674
QUOTE(benCKa @ Oct 25 2006, 11:04 AM) [snapback]393248[/snapback]

Oh man I wanna get drunk now too, just had my last exam for this week. Can I join you mr Bray?

edit: 6 members + one googlebot online :sad:


Make that....7. :wink:


Awwwww baby.
neKa
post #13,676
25 October 2006, 09:55 UTC#13,676
QUOTE(cIRca @ Oct 25 2006, 09:08 AM) [snapback]393234[/snapback]

My gf left me in her room at Uni whilst she goes to learn.

I have 4 Strongbow and a bad of Dry Roasted and its ten to 9 in the morning.

Party up? I think so. :cool:


Where are you? I got a free day today.

QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Oct 25 2006, 11:47 AM) [snapback]393259[/snapback]

me suh bought one of these today :happy:
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^^I got that onne


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iammarcmason
post #13,677
25 October 2006, 09:57 UTC#13,677
ooooh they're purty too :happy: how much that set you back?
neKa
post #13,678
25 October 2006, 10:03 UTC#13,678
£165, plays all video types too :)
iammarcmason
post #13,679
25 October 2006, 10:05 UTC#13,679
noice mine was £67.12 (I no pay no VAT :D I love my trade account Image file not present in the recovered backup
corus.
post #13,680
25 October 2006, 10:23 UTC#13,680
My phone's broke :sad:.