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post #13,591
22 October 2006, 19:32 UTC#13,591
Either december sometime or January. Ok it's not soon but I'm oh so excited. Can you take me to where that stripper dances?
post #13,592
22 October 2006, 20:13 UTC#13,592
QUOTE
[21:40:13] cherries9289: hey. what were u up to?
[21:40:27] (*) "Would y: Raping people on CSS.
[21:40:38] cherries9289: lol
[21:43:58] cherries9289: *-) I'm so bored.
[21:44:01] (*) "Would y: Wank then =z
[21:44:41] cherries9289: nah
[21:44:50] (*) "Would y: K.
[21:45:01] cherries9289: lol.
[21:46:36] cherries9289: y?
[21:46:46] (*) "Would y: You're sexually frustrated.
[21:47:11] cherries9289: if I needed any pleasing I could just run
next door to keiths house, lol.
[21:47:24] (*) "Would y: Keith can't get it up.
[21:47:31] cherries9289: yes he can
[21:47:33] cherries9289: lol
[21:47:40] (*) "Would y: Unlikely.
[21:47:53] (*) "Would y: Does he please you?
[21:47:57] cherries9289: yes
[21:48:01] cherries9289: of course he does
[21:48:02] (*) "Would y: Unlikely.
[21:48:10] (*) "Would y: Do you please him?
[21:48:14] cherries9289: yes
[21:48:20] (*) "Would y: You don't really.
[21:48:22] (*) "Would y: He told me.
[21:48:49] cherries9289: well sometimes I do. me and him had a talk.
[21:48:58] (*) "Would y: About what?
[21:49:16] cherries9289: about how I'm not pleasing him really
[21:49:27] (*) "Would y: :0 I was joking.
[21:49:33] (*) "Would y: HAHAHAHAHAH gutted.
[21:49:52] cherries9289: well then u read my mind by joking with
that.
[21:50:01] (*) "Would y: Or his mind..
[21:50:10] cherries9289: yeah :sad:
[21:50:21] (*) "Would y: What did he say to you?
[21:50:47] cherries9289: that him doing all the work was getting
boring and I needed to do some of it.
[21:51:03] (*) "Would y: I.e...?
[21:51:10] (*) "Would y: Blow him more?
[21:51:18] cherries9289: no. that I do wonderfully. lol
[21:51:25] (*) "Would y: Unlikely.
[21:51:37] cherries9289: like me riding him. I cant do it cause my
legs arent strong.
[21:51:45] (*) "Would y: Fatty.
[21:51:47] cherries9289: :sad:
[21:51:53] (*) "Would y: How does he do it?
[21:52:15] cherries9289: do what
[21:52:25] (*) "Would y: Do you!
[21:53:00] cherries9289: do me?
[21:53:22] (*) "Would y: No thanks.


Can't stand her, sorry Keith. :P
post #13,593
22 October 2006, 20:33 UTC#13,593
QUOTE(cIRca @ Oct 22 2006, 10:13 PM) [snapback]392766[/snapback]

QUOTE
[21:40:13] cherries9289: hey. what were u up to?
[21:40:27] (*) "Would y: Raping people on CSS.
[21:40:38] cherries9289: lol
[21:43:58] cherries9289: *-) I'm so bored.
[21:44:01] (*) "Would y: Wank then =z
[21:44:41] cherries9289: nah
[21:44:50] (*) "Would y: K.
[21:45:01] cherries9289: lol.
[21:46:36] cherries9289: y?
[21:46:46] (*) "Would y: You're sexually frustrated.
[21:47:11] cherries9289: if I needed any pleasing I could just run
next door to keiths house, lol.
[21:47:24] (*) "Would y: Keith can't get it up.
[21:47:31] cherries9289: yes he can
[21:47:33] cherries9289: lol
[21:47:40] (*) "Would y: Unlikely.
[21:47:53] (*) "Would y: Does he please you?
[21:47:57] cherries9289: yes
[21:48:01] cherries9289: of course he does
[21:48:02] (*) "Would y: Unlikely.
[21:48:10] (*) "Would y: Do you please him?
[21:48:14] cherries9289: yes
[21:48:20] (*) "Would y: You don't really.
[21:48:22] (*) "Would y: He told me.
[21:48:49] cherries9289: well sometimes I do. me and him had a talk.
[21:48:58] (*) "Would y: About what?
[21:49:16] cherries9289: about how I'm not pleasing him really
[21:49:27] (*) "Would y: :0 I was joking.
[21:49:33] (*) "Would y: HAHAHAHAHAH gutted.
[21:49:52] cherries9289: well then u read my mind by joking with
that.
[21:50:01] (*) "Would y: Or his mind..
[21:50:10] cherries9289: yeah :sad:
[21:50:21] (*) "Would y: What did he say to you?
[21:50:47] cherries9289: that him doing all the work was getting
boring and I needed to do some of it.
[21:51:03] (*) "Would y: I.e...?
[21:51:10] (*) "Would y: Blow him more?
[21:51:18] cherries9289: no. that I do wonderfully. lol
[21:51:25] (*) "Would y: Unlikely.
[21:51:37] cherries9289: like me riding him. I cant do it cause my
legs arent strong.
[21:51:45] (*) "Would y: Fatty.
[21:51:47] cherries9289: :sad:
[21:51:53] (*) "Would y: How does he do it?
[21:52:15] cherries9289: do what
[21:52:25] (*) "Would y: Do you!
[21:53:00] cherries9289: do me?
[21:53:22] (*) "Would y: No thanks.


Can't stand her, sorry Keith. :P


YOU BITCH- Answer my god damn pm and stop ignoring me, your making me feel like the woman in our relationship.

Now talk. :wub:
post #13,594
22 October 2006, 22:16 UTC#13,594
Eugh some lad just added me on msn and started all this shit about how I should watch my back because I was cracking onto his gf. I looked up his myspace and it's this girl who I got with and liked me for a lil bit's bf so I was like fair enough whatever. I got lippy back at him, just being cheeky really cause I know I could fuck him over, and he doesn't live here anyways.

Turns out it wasn't him it was his mate, cause she told me she was with him etc, got a photo to prove it haha. But yeah the guy that was talkin the shit was one of his mates, and he told her about all that horrible shit I called her boyfriend. I'm in trouble now lol she's a good mate so should get over it.
post #13,597
22 October 2006, 23:30 UTC#13,597
Yeah thats fucking nasty dude, ewww.
post #13,598
22 October 2006, 23:47 UTC#13,598
eww.
she looks like a ghost
post #13,599
23 October 2006, 00:05 UTC#13,599
She looks like a fucking sea mammal.
post #13,600
23 October 2006, 02:53 UTC#13,600
UUUUUUUUUUUWAHHH!
post #13,601
23 October 2006, 03:57 UTC#13,601
Gross man, fucking gross.
post #13,603
23 October 2006, 06:47 UTC#13,603
In all seriousness, where are her nipples?

edit: they must be realllly low.

edit: like some sort of freak some might say.
post #13,604
23 October 2006, 06:48 UTC#13,604
First thing I thought of this morning was whether my new mp3 player has arrived in the post, so I got up and went straight downstairs to the common room where the post boxes are. This is at like 7.30am where noone is around.
I open the door and I'm greeted by about 30-40 of these muslim kids (I'm guessing they're muslim cause the majority of the girls were wearing veils). They all turn and stare at me, whilst I'm like :unsure:, realise I'm not gonna make it to the postboxes and leave. There was a poster on the other side of the door which I didn't notice that said 'DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOM ON MONDAY 23RD OCTOBER BETWEEN 7.00AM AND 10.00AM'.



:unsure:
post #13,606
23 October 2006, 07:54 UTC#13,606
QUOTE(neKa @ Oct 23 2006, 02:05 AM) [snapback]392820[/snapback]

She looks like a fucking sea mammal.

She was the girl from the convo lol.

Shes a bit of a hound and has weak legs apparently hahahahaha.
post #13,607
23 October 2006, 08:04 UTC#13,607
Neka, maybe they were having some kind of gathering.
post #13,608
23 October 2006, 08:06 UTC#13,608
QUOTE(neKa @ Oct 23 2006, 08:48 AM) [snapback]392850[/snapback]

First thing I thought of this morning was whether my new mp3 player has arrived in the post, so I got up and went straight downstairs to the common room where the post boxes are. This is at like 7.30am where noone is around.
I open the door and I'm greeted by about 30-40 of these muslim kids (I'm guessing they're muslim cause the majority of the girls were wearing veils). They all turn and stare at me, whilst I'm like :unsure:, realise I'm not gonna make it to the postboxes and leave. There was a poster on the other side of the door which I didn't notice that said 'DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOM ON MONDAY 23RD OCTOBER BETWEEN 7.00AM AND 10.00AM'.



:unsure:

If only you had read it, then you could have told them off for blatantly ignoring it. Dumbass Muslims, think they can just skip round all our fucking rules.
post #13,609
23 October 2006, 08:06 UTC#13,609
Al-Queda meets DJ Neka.
post #13,611
23 October 2006, 08:10 UTC#13,611
No, you're too sexy to die. Make Tom do it.
post #13,613
23 October 2006, 08:38 UTC#13,613
QUOTE(neKa @ Oct 23 2006, 10:48 AM) [snapback]392850[/snapback]

First thing I thought of this morning was whether my new mp3 player has arrived in the post, so I got up and went straight downstairs to the common room where the post boxes are. This is at like 7.30am where noone is around.
I open the door and I'm greeted by about 30-40 of these muslim kids (I'm guessing they're muslim cause the majority of the girls were wearing veils). They all turn and stare at me, whilst I'm like :unsure:, realise I'm not gonna make it to the postboxes and leave. There was a poster on the other side of the door which I didn't notice that said 'DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOM ON MONDAY 23RD OCTOBER BETWEEN 7.00AM AND 10.00AM'.



:unsure:

lol :D


my life is booring :mellow:
post #13,614
23 October 2006, 08:57 UTC#13,614
A Life of... Boredom... you might say...
post #13,615
23 October 2006, 09:11 UTC#13,615
What circa says
QUOTE(cIRca @ Oct 23 2006, 12:57 PM) [snapback]392883[/snapback]

A Life of... Boredom... you might say...



What I read
QUOTE(cIRca @ Oct 23 2006, 12:57 PM) [snapback]392883[/snapback]

spam spam spam spam spam im art spam spam spam
post #13,617
23 October 2006, 09:15 UTC#13,617
woo today is a good day; didn't wake up with toothache, had a loverly shite about 15 mins ago, and I just found out I got my tax refund of £200 :D
post #13,618
23 October 2006, 09:16 UTC#13,618
QUOTE
Nice, but the cat adds nothing.

After breakfast we're going to have a long talk about this.