post #13,711
26 October 2006, 01:02 UTC#13,711
How the heck would that make his life any easier? Stupidass. Get kicked out of the house...so destroy the house! What a dolt.
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post #13,712
26 October 2006, 01:10 UTC#13,712
He seriously is dumb, he is like wannabe chav. Acts a different person around others but I know the real him. Shame.
post #13,713
26 October 2006, 01:17 UTC#13,713
I've been wondering, what's a "chav"?
And while I have your attention, what's a "wanker"?
And while I have your attention, what's a "wanker"?
post #13,714
26 October 2006, 01:21 UTC#13,714
Just installed FF 2.0, it's ace.
If your system crashes, and you need to reboot.... when you load it back up again, it asks you if you want to load up all your tabs which you had open..... very useful for me.
+ Other stuff.
If your system crashes, and you need to reboot.... when you load it back up again, it asks you if you want to load up all your tabs which you had open..... very useful for me.
+ Other stuff.
post #13,715
26 October 2006, 02:21 UTC#13,715
I ahve that in an extension for the older firefox
post #13,716
26 October 2006, 07:01 UTC#13,716
QUOTE(.m4d3. @ Oct 26 2006, 03:59 AM) [snapback]393423[/snapback]
My mate just put his house window through cause his mum booted him out. His dad is the biggest guy I know. He is so mother fucking dead.
Well surely if the dad's dead it doesn't matter how big he is?
post #13,717
26 October 2006, 08:31 UTC#13,717
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 26 2006, 03:17 AM) [snapback]393430[/snapback]
I've been wondering, what's a "chav"?
And while I have your attention, what's a "wanker"?
http://www.urbandictionary.com
Fine one thats realistic, read a few of them.
post #13,718
26 October 2006, 08:46 UTC#13,718
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 26 2006, 09:01 AM) [snapback]393462[/snapback]
QUOTE(.m4d3. @ Oct 26 2006, 03:59 AM) [snapback]393423[/snapback]
My mate just put his house window through cause his mum booted him out. His dad is the biggest guy I know. He is so mother fucking dead.
Well surely if the dad's dead it doesn't matter how big he is?
Zombie.
Making him ten times stronger and twice as hard to kill.
After all, how do you kill a zombie dad...if he's already DEAD???!/1/?
post #13,719
26 October 2006, 08:50 UTC#13,719
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 26 2006, 03:17 AM) [snapback]393430[/snapback]
And while I have your attention, what's a "wanker"?
Someone who wanks, maybe?
I've never actually understood that one, because wanking's great fun.
post #13,720
26 October 2006, 08:52 UTC#13,720
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Oct 26 2006, 10:50 AM) [snapback]393479[/snapback]
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 26 2006, 03:17 AM) [snapback]393430[/snapback]
And while I have your attention, what's a "wanker"?
Someone who wanks, maybe?
I've never actually understood that one, because wanking's great fun.
Yeah but I think it's meant to be derived from the fact that they can't get sex 'cause they're an annoying, stupid person; so they have to wank instead. Same origin as "tosser".
post #13,721
26 October 2006, 09:11 UTC#13,721
Yeah like a lonely old man who touches his wang at night whilst thinking of me.
Aka. Liam.
Aka. Liam.
post #13,722
26 October 2006, 09:34 UTC#13,722
post #13,723
26 October 2006, 10:10 UTC#13,723
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Oct 26 2006, 11:34 AM) [snapback]393486[/snapback]
hahaha, that's nasty!
post #13,724
26 October 2006, 10:13 UTC#13,724
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Oct 26 2006, 12:34 PM) [snapback]393486[/snapback]
The notorious Train Shitter!
We don't go on no trains round here no more.
News Flash: Trains smell of shit.
Who'dve thunk it?
post #13,725
26 October 2006, 10:19 UTC#13,725
That was on Radio one the other day haha.
post #13,726
26 October 2006, 11:16 UTC#13,726
Doesn't he look so familair though? I swear I've seen him on TV before...
post #13,727
26 October 2006, 11:36 UTC#13,727
QUOTE(cIRca @ Oct 26 2006, 01:16 PM) [snapback]393496[/snapback]
Doesn't he look so familair though? I swear I've seen him on TV before...
Kris Akabusi?
How can it possibly cost 60 grand to clean up this dude's shit? All you need is some Febreeze and a plastic bag. Trust the media to blow everything out of proportion.
post #13,728
26 October 2006, 12:08 UTC#13,728
Did Chamillionaire really shoot himself? Because that would be fantastic.
post #13,729
26 October 2006, 12:15 UTC#13,729
I'm taking a free day from work, it feels nice.
post #13,730
26 October 2006, 14:44 UTC#13,730
lol, just heard on the radio they caught that train poo guy this morning at a bus station.
post #13,731
26 October 2006, 15:08 UTC#13,731
Did he poop at the bus stations too? Or was he a train-only kind of guy?
post #13,732
26 October 2006, 15:17 UTC#13,732
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Oct 26 2006, 05:08 PM) [snapback]393519[/snapback]
Did he poop at the bus stations too? Or was he a train-only kind of guy?
I'm happy not knowing the answer.
post #13,733
26 October 2006, 16:08 UTC#13,733
LMFAO! £60,000!? How the fuck does shitting cost that much to clean?
post #13,734
26 October 2006, 17:01 UTC#13,734
alot of shit!
post #13,735
26 October 2006, 18:06 UTC#13,735
QUOTE(.m4d3. @ Oct 26 2006, 07:08 PM) [snapback]393530[/snapback]
LMFAO! £60,000!? How the fuck does shitting cost that much to clean?
My guess is that they've replaced some parts which couldn't be cleaned.
post #13,736
26 October 2006, 19:56 UTC#13,736
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Oct 26 2006, 08:06 PM) [snapback]393537[/snapback]
QUOTE(.m4d3. @ Oct 26 2006, 07:08 PM) [snapback]393530[/snapback]
LMFAO! £60,000!? How the fuck does shitting cost that much to clean?
My guess is that they've replaced some parts which couldn't be cleaned.
Yeah but still...train seats are made of cheap foam and itchy fabric, not fucking velour stuffed with peacock feathers.
post #13,737
26 October 2006, 20:08 UTC#13,737
QUOTE
QUOTE
QUOTE
LMFAO! £60,000!? How the fuck does shitting cost that much to clean?
My guess is that they\'ve replaced some parts which couldn\'t be cleaned.
Yeah but still...train seats are made of cheap foam and itchy fabric, not fucking velour stuffed with peacock feathers.
Well obviously you don\'t travel with as much style as the rest of us, peasant.
post #13,738
26 October 2006, 20:12 UTC#13,738
Oi Oi! Radio One, Get Your Rat Out!
post #13,739
26 October 2006, 20:46 UTC#13,739
MY pc is fucked. Using girlfriends.
Firstly, I had an 18th Birthday but see no messages of love for me anywhere too boost my already over inflated ego. Secondly im 18 and nearly died.
After emptying my guts for a while outside the 4th or 5th pub for a while me and my girlfreind got a cab, which only took us half way until I made it stop to empty my guts some more all down myself....we then walked some more, until (I am told) I passed out for half an hour at the bottom of my road....after that I then (apperently) got home, got into the shower and my girlfreind left me there for a bit.
She returned too me lying in the bath with my arm over the plug therefore causing water levels to rise up and into my nose, she woke me up intiem and it was a lucky escpae from the clutches of death I so regualry laugh at. Mwahhaha. Awsome 18th...kinda regret the almost dieing but ah well.... I can now vote, purchase porn, alcohol, fireworks and bet. Lifes good.
Firstly, I had an 18th Birthday but see no messages of love for me anywhere too boost my already over inflated ego. Secondly im 18 and nearly died.
After emptying my guts for a while outside the 4th or 5th pub for a while me and my girlfreind got a cab, which only took us half way until I made it stop to empty my guts some more all down myself....we then walked some more, until (I am told) I passed out for half an hour at the bottom of my road....after that I then (apperently) got home, got into the shower and my girlfreind left me there for a bit.
She returned too me lying in the bath with my arm over the plug therefore causing water levels to rise up and into my nose, she woke me up intiem and it was a lucky escpae from the clutches of death I so regualry laugh at. Mwahhaha. Awsome 18th...kinda regret the almost dieing but ah well.... I can now vote, purchase porn, alcohol, fireworks and bet. Lifes good.
post #13,740
26 October 2006, 21:12 UTC#13,740
Bought the new Splinter Cell game today, fucking awsome.