11 March 2009, 18:40 UTC#40,081
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 11 2009, 06:56 AM) [snapback]538980[/snapback]
nice one, whats the job title your taking?
Jr systems engineer.
aka, testing the guitar hero games.
11 March 2009, 18:44 UTC#40,082
Awesome man, awesome.
11 March 2009, 18:46 UTC#40,083
QUOTE(vode @ Mar 11 2009, 06:27 PM) [snapback]539064[/snapback]
QUOTE(Skipper @ Mar 11 2009, 07:53 PM) [snapback]539048[/snapback]
We actually ripping on someone here from doing something good?
Why the question mark?
Because it was a question. I guess technically the sentence should have begun with an 'Are', but I wrote it how I would say it.
Sorry vode.
11 March 2009, 19:50 UTC#40,084
kk, I was refering to the fact that why would you ask such a silly question. Of course we are making fun of voluntary workers.
11 March 2009, 19:57 UTC#40,085
QUOTE(vode @ Mar 11 2009, 09:45 AM) [snapback]539029[/snapback]
Westside Middle School shooting Jonesboro, Arkansas, United States March 24 1998 5
Ah yes, the town I am currently living in.
Image file not present in the recovered backup11 March 2009, 19:59 UTC#40,086
QUOTE(vode @ Mar 11 2009, 07:50 PM) [snapback]539076[/snapback]
kk, I was refering to the fact that why would you ask such a silly question. Of course we are making fun of voluntary workers.
Thought you questioning my use of my language, sorry man, should have known better...you, Ben and Jones write it better than me haha.
11 March 2009, 20:03 UTC#40,087
11 March 2009, 20:04 UTC#40,088
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QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 11 2009, 06:56 AM) [snapback]538980[/snapback]
nice one, whats the job title your taking?
Jr systems engineer.
aka, testing the guitar hero games.
How do you score a job like that? Did you get lucky and just apply at the right time, or have you got connections in the company?
11 March 2009, 20:11 UTC#40,089
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 11 2009, 08:04 PM) [snapback]539081[/snapback]
QUOTE(No Mercy Video @ Mar 11 2009, 06:40 PM) [snapback]539065[/snapback]
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 11 2009, 06:56 AM) [snapback]538980[/snapback]
nice one, whats the job title your taking?
Jr systems engineer.
aka, testing the guitar hero games.
How do you score a job like that? Did you get lucky and just apply at the right time, or have you got connections in the company?
No connections, just alot of experience in game testing, and some GH skillz to back it up apparently.
you have to be able to beat the game on expert on one instrument and on hard for the rest.
11 March 2009, 20:13 UTC#40,090
...and also deep throat like crazy.
11 March 2009, 20:13 UTC#40,091
can someone PM me matts number.
11 March 2009, 20:14 UTC#40,092
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QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 11 2009, 08:04 PM) [snapback]539081[/snapback]
QUOTE(No Mercy Video @ Mar 11 2009, 06:40 PM) [snapback]539065[/snapback]
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 11 2009, 06:56 AM) [snapback]538980[/snapback]
nice one, whats the job title your taking?
Jr systems engineer.
aka, testing the guitar hero games.
How do you score a job like that? Did you get lucky and just apply at the right time, or have you got connections in the company?
No connections, just alot of experience in game testing, and some GH skillz to back it up apparently.
you have to be able to beat the game on expert on one instrument and on hard for the rest.
Sorry I'm a little slow because I just had two beers but do they seriously test/interview you like that at game developers?
11 March 2009, 20:37 UTC#40,093
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QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 11 2009, 08:04 PM) [snapback]539081[/snapback]
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QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 11 2009, 06:56 AM) [snapback]538980[/snapback]
nice one, whats the job title your taking?
Jr systems engineer.
aka, testing the guitar hero games.
How do you score a job like that? Did you get lucky and just apply at the right time, or have you got connections in the company?
No connections, just alot of experience in game testing, and some GH skillz to back it up apparently.
you have to be able to beat the game on expert on one instrument and on hard for the rest.
That's reassuring to know. Nice one man.
11 March 2009, 21:14 UTC#40,094
QUOTE(benCKa @ Mar 11 2009, 08:14 PM) [snapback]539088[/snapback]
Sorry I'm a little slow because I just had two beers but do they seriously test/interview you like that at game developers?
Most places dont, most places want people of various skill levels because they would do diff things in the game leading to more crashes.
When testing for GH and similar games, they need to push the hardware as hard as possible, the expert level provides the most strain on the graphics engine.
11 March 2009, 21:18 UTC#40,095
Id like to be game tester. Average gamer -level
.
Too bad Finland doesnt have that much game development companies.
But wouldnt it be awesome to be able to test Alan Wake.
11 March 2009, 21:24 UTC#40,096
And too bad no one needs testers to play Zelda or Mario Kart
11 March 2009, 22:08 UTC#40,097
What console?
11 March 2009, 22:13 UTC#40,098
QUOTE(Ray @ Mar 11 2009, 02:22 PM) [snapback]539063[/snapback]
AND BY THE WAY. I get paid to work with the sisters. They're actually pretty interesting people, they've done some really crazy stuff that I know myself and the majority of people on here would never do. Like live in crazy impoverished slums with extremely diseased people.
My point is, I can learn a lot from them, and find their insights and experiences to be pretty helpful in my personal humble quest to become the greatest person to ever live.
When can I wake up in a puddle of sweat and mystery semen without reading about some young punk who wants to copy Al the great.
I used to do it for free, I was near christ like at that stage in my life then it all went downhill.
11 March 2009, 22:21 UTC#40,099
I suppose I was borrowing your shtick without paying any royalties. My apologies, sir Cantu.
11 March 2009, 22:23 UTC#40,100
QUOTE(benCKa @ Mar 11 2009, 09:24 PM) [snapback]539105[/snapback]
And too bad no one needs testers to play Zelda or Mario Kart
They do whenever a new ones comes out!
A tester doesn't play games already released.
We do everything possible to break the game so that the developers can fix it
11 March 2009, 22:26 UTC#40,101
That job would be boring to most because you have to literally doing everything and I thought keep detailed notes (this true?)
But it sounds like the perfect shit for me cause I'm great at taking notes, breaking video games by doing dumb stuff in it over and over, and sucking leroy's cock.
Shoe in.
11 March 2009, 22:30 UTC#40,102
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QUOTE(benCKa @ Mar 11 2009, 09:24 PM) [snapback]539105[/snapback]
And too bad no one needs testers to play Zelda or Mario Kart
They do whenever a new ones comes out!
A tester doesn't play games already released.
We do everything possible to break the game so that the developers can fix it
I was just referring to vode only playing whatever games were out in 1994
11 March 2009, 22:32 UTC#40,103
hahah, oh yeah, I was allready enthuastic that you´d might play them as well.
11 March 2009, 22:33 UTC#40,104
QUOTE(leroy @ Mar 11 2009, 10:30 PM) [snapback]539124[/snapback]
We do everything possible to break the game so that the developers can fix it
I can break games that are already released, you just have to find the patten of error and force it to do something it wasnt ment to do. I do this for fun, I like to glitch lol. get me a job or I'll take yours.
11 March 2009, 22:33 UTC#40,105
My friend bought a SNES and we've play all night on the oldies.
11 March 2009, 22:35 UTC#40,106
I broke Fallout 3 like 15 times when I was playing it. Severely even.
11 March 2009, 22:47 UTC#40,107
So so buggy.
11 March 2009, 22:55 UTC#40,108
Interviewed a local musician earlier that claimed she was a fan on "post-ironic anti-fashion". I actually asked if she was joking. She wasn't.
11 March 2009, 22:58 UTC#40,109
Did you get her to explain what the fuck that meant?
11 March 2009, 23:01 UTC#40,110
QUOTE(benCKa @ Mar 11 2009, 11:58 PM) [snapback]539134[/snapback]
Did you get her to explain what the fuck that meant?
She started to, but I cut her off by saying I was rushed for time. Gotta interview loads of people for a little project I'm putting together, she's only a tiny part of it so I'll be fucked if I sit through some bitch lecture me on why she wears lettuce underwear or whatever the fuck that means.
