10 March 2009, 21:58 UTC#40,021
QUOTE(bazariah @ Mar 10 2009, 10:56 PM) [snapback]538905[/snapback]
theres a 35 year old who comes into my work who keeps geting flirty with me
if the opportunity arises should I try and fuck her, knowing that she's married and her husbands fucking double the size of me and could snap me like a twig
Follow her home one night, whack on the balaclava and rape her. Nobody knows identities, no-strings-attached sex. Simple.
10 March 2009, 22:03 UTC#40,022
Fill a coke bottle with white spirit to pump up her clunge when you're done. Sam swears by it.
10 March 2009, 22:03 UTC#40,023
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 10 2009, 09:58 PM) [snapback]538906[/snapback]
QUOTE(bazariah @ Mar 10 2009, 10:56 PM) [snapback]538905[/snapback]
theres a 35 year old who comes into my work who keeps geting flirty with me
if the opportunity arises should I try and fuck her, knowing that she's married and her husbands fucking double the size of me and could snap me like a twig
Follow her home one night, whack on the balaclava and rape her. Nobody knows identities, no-strings-attached sex. Simple.
hmm good thinking
it's quite funny realy though, I was meant to pick up my nephew today from school (couldnt make it there in time thus I didnt) and her son goes to the same school so she wanted to meet up with me.. she sent me a text to say she was upset I didnt meet her twenty mins before the school kicked out
10 March 2009, 22:04 UTC#40,024
fuck the shit out of her. buy a gun.
problem solved.
10 March 2009, 22:06 UTC#40,025
QUOTE(bazariah @ Mar 10 2009, 11:03 PM) [snapback]538911[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 10 2009, 09:58 PM) [snapback]538906[/snapback]
QUOTE(bazariah @ Mar 10 2009, 10:56 PM) [snapback]538905[/snapback]
theres a 35 year old who comes into my work who keeps geting flirty with me
if the opportunity arises should I try and fuck her, knowing that she's married and her husbands fucking double the size of me and could snap me like a twig
Follow her home one night, whack on the balaclava and rape her. Nobody knows identities, no-strings-attached sex. Simple.
hmm good thinking
it's quite funny realy though, I was meant to pick up my nephew today from school (couldnt make it there in time thus I didnt) and her son goes to the same school so she wanted to meet up with me.. she sent me a text to say she was upset I didnt meet her twenty mins before the school kicked out
That settles it, Senior Chloroform is on-call for siesta time.
10 March 2009, 22:09 UTC#40,026
Rob, can we adopt a child and live together in harmony? I seriously believe I am in love with you.
10 March 2009, 22:11 UTC#40,027
mades a poof haha
10 March 2009, 22:13 UTC#40,028
There are only a few I'd gay for, Rob is one.
Jealous Slavin, I know. I've seen Mike in his boxers.
10 March 2009, 22:16 UTC#40,029
you win this round
10 March 2009, 22:17 UTC#40,030
QUOTE(made @ Mar 10 2009, 11:09 PM) [snapback]538915[/snapback]
Rob, can we adopt a child and live together in harmony? I seriously believe I am in love with you.
You coming to London soon babes? Gonna make a visit to leeds sometime next term, got a couple of people I wanna see there but yours is my first stop xx
10 March 2009, 22:37 UTC#40,031
I'll try.
you've always got a place to crash here.
People who annoy you...
N_GGERS
Any guesses?
10 March 2009, 22:51 UTC#40,032
naggers?
10 March 2009, 23:00 UTC#40,033
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 10 2009, 09:19 PM) [snapback]538884[/snapback]
As far as I know, if it redrings you can send it back regardless of the condition of the warranty.
Microsoft are trying to be as helpful as possible with what they know is a serious problem with their machine. Try calling up a customer service number to make sure, but it should be fixed without question.
that sounds promising but would they take it even if its got one of them vinle sticker kits on? and iv coloured over all the white showing with a black marker?
Image file not present in the recovered backup10 March 2009, 23:08 UTC#40,034
At the end of the day, its a fault on there part, no matter what they should fix it.
10 March 2009, 23:09 UTC#40,035
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 10 2009, 10:17 PM) [snapback]538920[/snapback]
QUOTE(made @ Mar 10 2009, 11:09 PM) [snapback]538915[/snapback]
Rob, can we adopt a child and live together in harmony? I seriously believe I am in love with you.
You coming to London soon babes?
Should have a free house for a couple of days over Easter. I'm thinking nice little gathering, Matt can crash at mine for as long as he needs.
10 March 2009, 23:58 UTC#40,036
QUOTE(ILL-FILMZ @ Mar 10 2009, 11:00 PM) [snapback]538937[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 10 2009, 09:19 PM) [snapback]538884[/snapback]
As far as I know, if it redrings you can send it back regardless of the condition of the warranty.
Microsoft are trying to be as helpful as possible with what they know is a serious problem with their machine. Try calling up a customer service number to make sure, but it should be fixed without question.
that sounds promising but would they take it even if its got one of them vinle sticker kits on? and iv coloured over all the white showing with a black marker?
Image file not present in the recovered backupthey should take it in for repair no matter what since it's a known fault/issue
but saying that they'll probably clean it up too
11 March 2009, 00:37 UTC#40,037
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 10 2009, 10:03 PM) [snapback]538910[/snapback]
Fill a coke bottle with white spirit to pump up her clunge when you're done. Sam swears by it.
What a horrific sentence.
11 March 2009, 06:23 UTC#40,038
I start my job at neversoft on Thursday, should be good times.
11 March 2009, 06:56 UTC#40,039
nice one, whats the job title your taking?
11 March 2009, 09:19 UTC#40,040
Waiting on a call in the next hour which will tell me if I get lots of ££££.
11 March 2009, 09:20 UTC#40,041
My PC has finally fucked itself. I am enjoying typing this is safe mode with a massive resolution.
11 March 2009, 09:22 UTC#40,042
Format.
11 March 2009, 11:02 UTC#40,043
Call back interview in an hour. Totally CBA its a full day with them, what a waste of my day sat home doing nothing.
11 March 2009, 11:29 UTC#40,044
Man up you idiot, think of the monies.
11 March 2009, 11:35 UTC#40,045
paypal are dickheads. I sent an item worth about £500 to some cunt then he made a claim saying he didnt receive it so I sent in info to proove it was sent including the tracking number (which said it was delivered) and a photo of the receipt with his address on. paypal gave him back the money saying that 'as per the information you have provided, I have tracked the
tracking number provided, however, I have noticed that there is no
signature affixed and that is the reason why the case has been closed in
favour of the buyer.'
what the fuuuck. I have this guys address so I can bring arms house, but I want the money back in an easier way zz anyone know?
11 March 2009, 11:38 UTC#40,046
Is the guy who bought the item not replying to any messages?
Search his name on facebook and try to contact him, or his email etc.
11 March 2009, 13:15 UTC#40,047
Isnt it on delivery companys responsibility now? As they´ve delivered it somewhere, but didnt take signature. Legally delivery company is still holding the item. The legislation differs by countries and its dependaple on the contract you make with the delivery company, but still the delivery company would be first party I would contact.
or just the traditional drive by combined with a threathning note could do the trick.
11 March 2009, 13:20 UTC#40,048
If it wasn't sent recorded delivery then they did everything they were asked.
11 March 2009, 13:43 UTC#40,049
yeah I paid special delivery so its insured up to 500 which is good either way
11 March 2009, 13:55 UTC#40,050
brb gonna ring customer services
