post #91
08 September 2005, 00:26 UTC#91
the mom is the suergon, old
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Does anyone have any good riddles?
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post #92
08 September 2005, 00:27 UTC#92
surgon was his mum
post #93
08 September 2005, 00:28 UTC#93
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 8 2005, 12:26 AM)
the mom is the suergon, old
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yep, all the ones im telling are years old lol
post #94
08 September 2005, 00:29 UTC#94
My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but always am I ready tell a tale. What am I?
post #95
08 September 2005, 00:30 UTC#95
Guess whos back motherfuckers 
Lou: A book
Lou: A book
post #96
08 September 2005, 00:30 UTC#96
a book!
post #97
08 September 2005, 00:30 UTC#97
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 7 2005, 04:29 PM)
My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but always am I ready tell a tale. What am I?
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a book
post #98
08 September 2005, 00:30 UTC#98
Can you spell soft and slow with 2 letters?
post #99
08 September 2005, 00:30 UTC#99
yes yes it is, and for my next riddle,
im going to sleep...who am I
im going to sleep...who am I
post #100
08 September 2005, 00:31 UTC#100
Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. Why?
post #101
08 September 2005, 00:32 UTC#101
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
post #102
08 September 2005, 00:33 UTC#102
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 8 2005, 12:31 AM)
Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. Why?
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cos it was micheal jackson and they all got free tickets to his theme park
post #103
08 September 2005, 00:33 UTC#103
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 8 2005, 12:30 AM)
yes yes it is, and for my next riddle,
im going to sleep...who am I
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im going to sleep...who am I
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lou coz shes tired?
post #104
08 September 2005, 00:33 UTC#104
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 8 2005, 12:33 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 8 2005, 12:31 AM)
Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. Why?
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cos it was micheal jackson and they all got free tickets to his theme park
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lol good but not right
post #105
08 September 2005, 00:34 UTC#105
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 08:30 PM)
Can you spell soft and slow with 2 letters?
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EZ.
To Spankage: Orphanage
post #106
08 September 2005, 00:34 UTC#106
QUOTE(Belly @ Sep 8 2005, 12:33 AM)
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 8 2005, 12:30 AM)
yes yes it is, and for my next riddle,
im going to sleep...who am I
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im going to sleep...who am I
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lou coz shes tired?
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yeh, laters people.
post #107
08 September 2005, 00:36 UTC#107
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 8 2005, 12:34 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 08:30 PM)
Can you spell soft and slow with 2 letters?
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EZ.
To Spankage: Orphanage
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good shit, what about the last one
post #108
08 September 2005, 00:36 UTC#108
What is the reddest side of an apple?
post #109
08 September 2005, 00:37 UTC#109
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 08:32 PM)
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
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Lol sorry I didn't see this one
Her baby is a "little" bigger.
In a sense thats a pun not a riddle. lol
post #110
08 September 2005, 00:37 UTC#110
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
post #111
08 September 2005, 00:38 UTC#111
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 08:36 PM)
What is the reddest side of an apple?
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The outside [right][snapback]170539[/snapback][/right]
post #112
08 September 2005, 00:38 UTC#112
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 8 2005, 12:34 AM)
QUOTE(Belly @ Sep 8 2005, 12:33 AM)
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 8 2005, 12:30 AM)
yes yes it is, and for my next riddle,
im going to sleep...who am I
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im going to sleep...who am I
[right][snapback]170529[/snapback][/right]
lou coz shes tired?
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yeh, laters people.
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nitey nite xx
post #113
08 September 2005, 00:39 UTC#113
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 08:37 PM)
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
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In the dictionary.
And if you wanna get technical, at the international time line thing
post #114
08 September 2005, 00:40 UTC#114
My turn.
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
post #115
08 September 2005, 00:40 UTC#115
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 8 2005, 12:37 AM)
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
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2 different weeks, end of one, middle of the next?
post #116
08 September 2005, 00:42 UTC#116
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 8 2005, 12:40 AM)
My turn.
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
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You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
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press 2 light switches on and leave them for 10 minutes, then turn one of them off, when you go to check, the light thats on is the switch that you left on, the light that is off but is warm is the one you turned off, if the light is off and cold is the one you never touched
post #117
08 September 2005, 00:42 UTC#117
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 8 2005, 12:40 AM)
My turn.
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
[right][snapback]170549[/snapback][/right]
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
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flip the switches?
post #118
08 September 2005, 00:43 UTC#118
QUOTE(Belly @ Sep 7 2005, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 8 2005, 12:40 AM)
My turn.
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
[right][snapback]170549[/snapback][/right]
You are in an attic. You see three light switches. You know in the basement there are three bulbs. Each switch goes to a bulb, but you don't know which is which. You may only go in the basement ONCE. How do you find out which switch goes to which light?
[right][snapback]170549[/snapback][/right]
press 2 light switches on and leave them for 10 minutes, then turn one of them off, when you go to check, if the lights on you know its the switch that you left on, if the light is off but is warm, its the one you turned off, if the light is off and cold, its the one you never touched
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Slightly worded different but good
post #119
08 September 2005, 00:45 UTC#119
editied it now, didnt read yours properly lol
post #120
08 September 2005, 00:46 UTC#120
yeah but if you put them on at the same time how would you find out which of the lightblubs leads to the switches?