post #1
07 September 2005, 22:56 UTC#1
I'm bored and feel like doing some riddles. See if you can stump me 
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Does anyone have any good riddles?
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post #2
07 September 2005, 23:00 UTC#2
okay check it
a man rides into town on friday stays two days then leavs on friday how is this possible
a man rides into town on friday stays two days then leavs on friday how is this possible
post #3
07 September 2005, 23:01 UTC#3
what is more powerful than god but more evil than the devil? The poor have it and the rich need it.
post #4
07 September 2005, 23:01 UTC#4
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
what is more powerful than god but more evil than the devil? The poor have it and the rich need it.
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nnothing
post #5
07 September 2005, 23:01 UTC#5
^NOTHING!!
edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
post #6
07 September 2005, 23:01 UTC#6
Heres a boggler
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
post #7
07 September 2005, 23:02 UTC#7
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 07:00 PM)
okay check it
a man rides into town on friday stays two days then leavs on friday how is this possible
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a man rides into town on friday stays two days then leavs on friday how is this possible
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I'll think about this for a minute.
To Justin: Nothing.
post #8
07 September 2005, 23:02 UTC#8
QUOTE(fatmatt @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
^NOTHING!!
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haha beat you
EDIT: anytime
post #9
07 September 2005, 23:02 UTC#9
QUOTE(Hookedonlemons0410 @ Sep 7 2005, 07:01 PM)
Heres a boggler
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
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Succeeded to fail. lol
post #10
07 September 2005, 23:03 UTC#10
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 07:01 PM)
what is more powerful than god but more evil than the devil? The poor have it and the rich need it.
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A shopping cart
post #11
07 September 2005, 23:04 UTC#11
Funk master: Friday is an animal. Probably horse.
post #12
07 September 2005, 23:04 UTC#12
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy
for it?
for it?
post #13
07 September 2005, 23:04 UTC#13
or a shopping cart
post #14
07 September 2005, 23:05 UTC#14
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 7 2005, 07:04 PM)
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy
for it?
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for it?
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A dildo
post #15
07 September 2005, 23:05 UTC#15
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 7 2005, 07:04 PM)
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy
for it?
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for it?
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Well I could use the perverted answer
But ferrets are the same. And chicks dig ferrets. I dunno why.
I get the feeling this is a joke not a riddle
post #16
07 September 2005, 23:06 UTC#16
Why is life like a penis?
post #17
07 September 2005, 23:07 UTC#17
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 7 2005, 11:05 PM)
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 7 2005, 07:04 PM)
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy
for it?
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for it?
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Well I could use the perverted answer
But ferrets are the same. And chicks dig ferrets. I dunno why.
I get the feeling this is a joke not a riddle
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money
post #18
07 September 2005, 23:07 UTC#18
cuz you start out small then you get bigger then older wrinklier and uglier
post #19
07 September 2005, 23:07 UTC#19
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 7 2005, 07:06 PM)
Why is life like a penis?
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When it gets hard, fuck it?
But dudes don't fuck penis'. Unless you're gay.
post #20
07 September 2005, 23:08 UTC#20
Because when it's soft, it's hard to beat; but when it's hard, you get screwed.
post #21
07 September 2005, 23:08 UTC#21
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 7 2005, 07:07 PM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 7 2005, 11:05 PM)
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 7 2005, 07:04 PM)
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy
for it?
[right][snapback]170396[/snapback][/right]
for it?
[right][snapback]170396[/snapback][/right]
Well I could use the perverted answer
But ferrets are the same. And chicks dig ferrets. I dunno why.
I get the feeling this is a joke not a riddle
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money
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post #22
07 September 2005, 23:10 UTC#22
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 7 2005, 11:04 PM)
Funk master: Friday is an animal. Probably horse.
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yep here is another one
a rooster sits on a house with an angle on each side, and he is sitting in the very middle, when he lays the egg which side will the egg roll down?
post #23
07 September 2005, 23:10 UTC#23
measure a dollar bill
post #24
07 September 2005, 23:10 UTC#24
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(RSRob @ Sep 7 2005, 11:04 PM)
Funk master: Friday is an animal. Probably horse.
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yep here is another one
a rooster sits on a house with an angle on each side, and he is sitting in the very middle, when he lays the egg which side will the egg roll down?
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Roosters don't lay eggs.
Edit: my bros laptop likes to fuck things up
post #25
07 September 2005, 23:13 UTC#25
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
what is more powerful than god but more evil than the devil? The poor have it and the rich need it.
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nnothing
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QUOTE(fatmatt @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
^NOTHING!!
edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
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edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
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actually its hope...think about it...I heard it on the radio once. and it actually makes sense
post #26
07 September 2005, 23:13 UTC#26
there once was a man from nan tucket
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as we whiped cum from his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as we whiped cum from his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
post #27
07 September 2005, 23:14 UTC#27
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
what is more powerful than god but more evil than the devil? The poor have it and the rich need it.
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nnothing
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QUOTE(fatmatt @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
^NOTHING!!
edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
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edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
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actually its hope...think about it...I heard it on the radio once. and it actually makes sense
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well I read it online somehwere ages ago so
PPP...but nothing makes sense toopost #28
07 September 2005, 23:14 UTC#28
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 07:13 PM)
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE(CustomScarJUSTIN @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
what is more powerful than god but more evil than the devil? The poor have it and the rich need it.
[right][snapback]170387[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]170387[/snapback][/right]
nnothing
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QUOTE(fatmatt @ Sep 7 2005, 11:01 PM)
^NOTHING!!
edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
[right][snapback]170389[/snapback][/right]
edit*** thanks for beating me to the answer
[right][snapback]170389[/snapback][/right]
actually its hope...think about it...I heard it on the radio once. and it actually makes sense
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lol
Nothing is greater then god.
Nothing is more evil then the devil.
Rich people need nothing
Poor people have nothing
(and the part you missed
and if you eat nothing you diepost #29
07 September 2005, 23:15 UTC#29
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 11:13 PM)
there once was a man from nan tucket
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as we whiped cum from his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
[right][snapback]170413[/snapback][/right]
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as we whiped cum from his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
[right][snapback]170413[/snapback][/right]
thats the first time ive ever heard that entire little thing...damn...haha
post #30
07 September 2005, 23:15 UTC#30
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Sep 7 2005, 07:13 PM)
there once was a man from nan tucket
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as we whiped cum from his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
[right][snapback]170413[/snapback][/right]
whos dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as we whiped cum from his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
[right][snapback]170413[/snapback][/right]
...
Nice poem o_O