Super Happy Funtime Game Of Good Smile Feelings!

The SHFGOGSF returns for a second season. Just in case anyone missed this shit before, I've lazily copypasted the rules hyah:

The idea is everyone who wants in has to PM me some fact about himself, the more dark and lulzy the better but it could be anything: a guilty pleasure, some sex experience you had, a weird allergy or illness, I dunno, use your imagination. Also best if no one else on here knows this fact, 'cause I'm gonna post them all anonymously and then you have to guess which goes with who. At the end of the week - or whenever - we find out the truth.

If you're up for it, start PMing me and I'll start when we have enough good ones. IKIMASU!

Round two is officially underway! Remember that I've paraphrased the entries, but I've tried to include as much detail as possible, since a lot of these are purely hilarious. Contrary to what I said before, I'm gonna post them all up at once...if there's a lot of people that would prefer seeing a couple of secrets at a time, I'll bring that in for Number 3 (if people still have stuff to submit at that time). Anyway, let's get cracking.

The players are, in alphabetical order:
Bazariah
Blargh
Mr Brown
Circa
Dex
Funk Master Steven
Kane
Liam
Made
Marc Mason
Mono
Nick Statler
Rob
Slavin

Now, who said each of the following?

1) I got beaten up by the girl I lost my virginity to.
2) I kick my dog when he misbehaves.
3) My first long-term girlfriend once demanded that I fist her during sex.
4) After a night out while waiting for a taxi, I met three girls that were going the same way as me who had no money. I offered to pay for the ride home and they all gave me a blowjob in the back of the car.
5) I have never been to a strip club.
6) While having sex with an ex-girlfriend, we heard her grandma and 12 year-old sister coming down the hall. I managed to get half-dressed with my trousers on backwards and no boxers as they walk into a room that smells like a German sauna. Even though her grandma realised what was going on and left, her sister shouted "What's that smell? It stinks!" To cover it up I chased her round the room, spraying deodorant everywhere. Needless to say, she also found my boxers.
7) I find girls with shaved or bald heads really hot. I think this is because when I was about 13, I was playing Time Crisis in an arcade when Gail Porter came over and played a game with me - she was filming for a TV show at the time - and I developed a teenage crush on her. Then she got alopecia.
8) When I was very young, during a visit to the swimming pool, this fat guy made me go underwater when no one was looking, and he pulled down his shorts and showed me his cock. He did this a couple of times before I got bored and swam away. I realised only years later that he was some sick paedophile, possibly grooming me for rape.
9) I gatecrashed a party when I was 16 and had drunken sex with a girl. In the morning I found dried blood in my boxers and got pissed that she hadn't told me she was on her period. I soon realised that I had snapped my banjo string, and I was the one doing the bleeding. After letting it heal for a couple of weeks, I tried fucking some girls in Newquay, which just ripped it again. It's now totally healed.
10) I once accidentally knocked a girl unconscious with my shoe.
11) I broke into a house. Then I made myself a sandwich and left.
12) When I was 10, I shit on the side of a church while my friend looked on, laughing.
13) The smell of the Body Shop always reminds me of my awkward first wank.
14) When I was 18, I met up with a friend who was driving his mum's brand new BMW. I thought it would be funny to call the police, put on an old man's voice and say that the driver of this car was threatening me and my wife with a blade. Five minutes later he was pulled over by three police cars, pinned down and strip-searched. They ripped the seats and upholstery out of the car, looking for a knife that didn't exist. He got arrested and I found it hilarious.

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Yussssssss <3

Will send it when I can think of it.

Ohh, I got one!

Lol, I remember you telling me that. 'Mazing.

not that interested a person

Mate, the one you submitted is perfect.

would be real cool to have people with flash experience make a proper game out of this.

done.

surprisingly im in

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Got some jokes entries, cheers guys <3

dun d'dun dun dun

Sent.

Got 12 entries now, if I could get two more that would be perfect, otherwise I'll just start it tonight.

DON'T FAIL US PEOPLE.

Circa's lulzy entry brings it to 13.

With my own entry we're on 14 and we can get started. The list is now in the first post of this thread.

1) Blargh
2) Mr Brown
3) Baz
4) Probably me.
5) Mono
6) Marc Mason
7) Dex
8) Nick Statler
9) Made
10) FMS
11) Slavin
12) Rob
13) Liam
14) Kane.

These are amazing.






1) - Slavin
2) - Nick Statler
3) . - Kane
4) - Blargh
5) - Liam
6) - mono
7) - Bazariah
8) - Mr Brown
9) - Rob
11)- Circa
14) - Marc mason

Now, who said each of the following?

1) Kane
2) FMS
3) Baz
4) Blargh
5) Slavin
6) Mono
7) Made
8) Mason
9) Rob
10) Mr Brown
11) Circa
12) Nick
13) Liam
14) Dex

Liam says (to some extent) if anyone gets them all right then you get a go on either him of his girlfriend whichever your preference. NOT BOTH.

1; Mr Brown
2; Nick Statler
3; Rob
4; Dex
5; Slavin
6; Liam
7; Bazariah
8; Circa
9; Moi
10; Made
11; Funk
12; Kane
13; Mono
14; Blargh

"To some extent" being the key words here. As in, "not at all".

It's shitty to have to look at all the names, and look back at all entries. I'll just say a couple that jumped out at me.

Shitting on the church was Drew Brown.

Head from 3 chicks has Dex all over it.

Rob likes bald chicks.

Nick Statler beats women with shoes.

Made is the young boy I showed my dick to in the pool all those years ago.

Ray just quote the post and move it around like I did.

when I properly wake up I'm gonna fill this out, no one is close to me yet so I doubt I'll do good.

banjo string is referring to septum that connects the forskin to the glans penis, right?

A few guesses from me.

4) After a night out while waiting for a taxi, I met three girls that were going the same way as me who had no money. I offered to pay for the ride home and they all gave me a blowjob in the back of the car - Dex

5) I have never been to a strip club - Slavin

6) While having sex with an ex-girlfriend, we heard her grandma and 12 year-old sister coming down the hall. I managed to get half-dressed with my trousers on backwards and no boxers as they walk into a room that smells like a German sauna. Even though her grandma realised what was going on and left, her sister shouted "What's that smell? It stinks!" To cover it up I chased her round the room, spraying deodorant everywhere. Needless to say, she also found my boxers. - Marc Mason

7) I find girls with shaved or bald heads really hot. I think this is because when I was about 13, I was playing Time Crisis in an arcade when Gail Porter came over and played a game with me - she was filming for a TV show at the time - and I developed a teenage crush on her. Then she got alopecia - Kane

10) I once accidentally knocked a girl unconscious with my shoe. - FMS

11) I broke into a house. Then I made myself a sandwich and left - Blargh

13) The smell of the Body Shop always reminds me of my awkward first wank - Circa

14) When I was 18, I met up with a friend who was driving his mum's brand new BMW. I thought it would be funny to call the police, put on an old man's voice and say that the driver of this car was threatening me and my wife with a blade. Five minutes later he was pulled over by three police cars, pinned down and strip-searched. They ripped the seats and upholstery out of the car, looking for a knife that didn't exist. He got arrested and I found it hilarious - Baz

CIRCA = 1) I got beaten up by the girl I lost my virginity to.

SLAVIN = 2) I kick my dog when he misbehaves.

BLARGH = 3) My first long-term girlfriend once demanded that I fist her during sex.

Nick = 4) After a night out while waiting for a taxi, I met three girls that were going the same way as me who had no money. I offered to pay for the ride home and they all gave me a blowjob in the back of the car.

SLAVIN = 5) I have never been to a strip club.

BAZARIAH= 6) While having sex with an ex-girlfriend, we heard her grandma and 12 year-old sister coming down the hall. I managed to get half-dressed with my trousers on backwards and no boxers as they walk into a room that smells like a German sauna. Even though her grandma realised what was going on and left, her sister shouted "What's that smell? It stinks!" To cover it up I chased her round the room, spraying deodorant everywhere. Needless to say, she also found my boxers.

MASON = 7) I find girls with shaved or bald heads really hot. I think this is because when I was about 13, I was playing Time Crisis in an arcade when Gail Porter came over and played a game with me - she was filming for a TV show at the time - and I developed a teenage crush on her. Then she got alopecia.

MadE = 8) When I was very young, during a visit to the swimming pool, this fat guy made me go underwater when no one was looking, and he pulled down his shorts and showed me his cock. He did this a couple of times before I got bored and swam away. I realised only years later that he was some sick paedophile, possibly grooming me for rape.

ROB = 9) I gatecrashed a party when I was 16 and had drunken sex with a girl. In the morning I found dried blood in my boxers and got pissed that she hadn't told me she was on her period. I soon realised that I had snapped my banjo string, and I was the one doing the bleeding. After letting it heal for a couple of weeks, I tried fucking some girls in Newquay, which just ripped it again. It's now totally healed.

LIAM = 10) I once accidentally knocked a girl unconscious with my shoe.

BROWN = 11) I broke into a house. Then I made myself a sandwich and left.

KANE = 12) When I was 10, I shit on the side of a church while my friend looked on, laughing.

M0n0= 13) The smell of the Body Shop always reminds me of my awkward first wank.

me = 14) When I was 18, I met up with a friend who was driving his mum's brand new BMW. I thought it would be funny to call the police, put on an old man's voice and say that the driver of this car was threatening me and my wife with a blade. Five minutes later he was pulled over by three police cars, pinned down and strip-searched. They ripped the seats and upholstery out of the car, looking for a knife that didn't exist. He got arrested and I found it hilarious.

Your gonna have to change one of your slavins for a dex im afraid.

1) I got beaten up by the girl I lost my virginity to. - made

2) I kick my dog when he misbehaves. - marc

3) My first long-term girlfriend once demanded that I fist her during sex. - blargh

4) After a night out while waiting for a taxi, I met three girls that were going the same way as me who had no money. I offered to pay for the ride home and they all gave me a blowjob in the back of the car. - dex

5) I have never been to a strip club. - funk

6) While having sex with an ex-girlfriend, we heard her grandma and 12 year-old sister coming down the hall. I managed to get half-dressed with my trousers on backwards and no boxers as they walk into a room that smells like a German sauna. Even though her grandma realised what was going on and left, her sister shouted "What's that smell? It stinks!" To cover it up I chased her round the room, spraying deodorant everywhere. Needless to say, she also found my boxers. - liam

7) I find girls with shaved or bald heads really hot. I think this is because when I was about 13, I was playing Time Crisis in an arcade when Gail Porter came over and played a game with me - she was filming for a TV show at the time - and I developed a teenage crush on her. Then she got alopecia. - baz

8) When I was very young, during a visit to the swimming pool, this fat guy made me go underwater when no one was looking, and he pulled down his shorts and showed me his cock. He did this a couple of times before I got bored and swam away. I realised only years later that he was some sick paedophile, possibly grooming me for rape. - nick stat

9) I gatecrashed a party when I was 16 and had drunken sex with a girl. In the morning I found dried blood in my boxers and got pissed that she hadn't told me she was on her period. I soon realised that I had snapped my banjo string, and I was the one doing the bleeding. After letting it heal for a couple of weeks, I tried fucking some girls in Newquay, which just ripped it again. It's now totally healed. - mono

10) I once accidentally knocked a girl unconscious with my shoe. - kane

11) I broke into a house. Then I made myself a sandwich and left. - circa

12) When I was 10, I shit on the side of a church while my friend looked on, laughing. - drew

13) The smell of the Body Shop always reminds me of my awkward first wank. - slavin

14) When I was 18, I met up with a friend who was driving his mum's brand new BMW. I thought it would be funny to call the police, put on an old man's voice and say that the driver of this car was threatening me and my wife with a blade. Five minutes later he was pulled over by three police cars, pinned down and strip-searched. They ripped the seats and upholstery out of the car, looking for a knife that didn't exist. He got arrested and I found it hilarious. - rob



ahha alot of random guessing on this one.