What Did You Do Today?

Sold my PS3

Umm why?

I am so rich I forgot I already bought one.

Alternate joke, I'm so rich I got the ps4.

Real reason, already had one, bought another one for college so my brother could still play it. After I caught kicked out I figure there is no need for 2 of them.

Sell the other one and buy you and your brother a hooker.

Do yourselves a favour.

woke up at 10
went to the gym
came back to check the MAIL....
...and I got a package from PLAY.COM

BUT GUESS WHAT!? ITS NOT FALLOUT3!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CUNTS! ITS GOSSIP GIRL! yes fucking gossip girl! WTF?

I love play though, I ordered Sam Prison Break season 3 on DVD. £16.99 is well good.

HAHAHAHA are you fucking serious?

sorry for laughing but that's too funny

good show. I have all the episodes on my comp, up to date. also I get the new episodes a day early on my tv

Why would you buy Gossip Girls Jones?

I know most people are "Ugly", but how does it feel being a "fat cunt" who is also "ugly"?

I wouldn't know, being neither fat nor ugly. ;D

I assume you'll eventually circum to the dawning realisation that if you and your brother don't fuck eachother now you're destined to be virgins forever.

But...we both fucked girls.

And yes, compared to me you are a fat cunt. Compared to "humans" you are also ugly.

Your grandma doesn't count, she could hardly object.

And I'll let you carry on clutching that security of yours, even though we both know you're full of shit. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Well aint the forums gone bitter tonight.

haha.

I think this is just how we entertain ourselves haha.

Naw, my grandma was 6 feet under when it happened. Played the pity card, got some sex.

Then I paid your mom 200 bucks for the backdoor action (she said I could get the friends discount).

That how you get all that cash?

haha, What exciting lives we all lead.

You tell me, paying for sex isn't my fortè, especially necrophilia. You're admitting two counts right there which will get you back in prison where you'll have to sell your ass to survive again.

I get hard when a forum wide flame war kicks off. I'm balancing my laptop on my raging boner while I'm typing.



Reading obviously isn't your "fortè" either.

Or eating healthy.

If I needed to know how to make a deep fried bacon cheese roll, your the guy I'd ask Image file not present in the recovered backup

You do... know it's a word... right?

It's nice to know you'll rely on me for things other than begging for my advice with girls on MSN.

Yeah, about that. It might work for you, but I couldn't come up with enough cash to convince the chick to fuck me.

I suppose that's the difference with you and me. I will always have the fact I have a long-term girlfriend to fall back on and comfort me if at any point I start to feel in any way inferior. Whereas you just can't come up with enough money to get anyone to fuck you.

Apples and pears mate.

Haha, I bet that happens a lot too.

Last time you said you only had to pay 400 a month for her. The cost go up any as you waist expands?

Or is she an honest whore?

I took a four hours arse gravying this morning.
then went back to bed.

produced more arse gravy and then started writing my chem essay.


also, anyone wanna do my chem essay for me?

Care if it's total shit?

The periodic table hasn’t always looked the same as it does now. Back in the blah blah it was very different, mr blah blah noticed, after doing some blah blah, that certain elements seemed to fall into groups of three according to their physical and chemical properties. Mr blah blah called them triads, and formed a table of elements using this format. This sucked cause then they found a bunch of other elements that just plain shit all over his triads theory.


thats what I have so far. if you can write better than that the be my guest. its a short essay (1000 words more or less) on the history and logic behind the periodic table and the creators of said table.

I've literally been working on these two essays all day. One down, one to go.

$$? I work for cheap.

I'll give you some dick if you do this for me....

Make cIRca cry and I will.