What Did You Do Today?

How did Mitch die?

dont really do this but nothing else todo.

I woke up at 5am instead of 11am.
couldnt sleep.
laced up my new trainers.
walked around the room.
made double bacon and mushroom sarny.
ate it.
turned on pc.
checked emails.
posted on here while its dead.
its now 9:15am.
waiting till 11 to start the jobs iv got to do today.

Woke up after dreaming me and DJ got arrested for singing "fake" christmas carols.
Downloaded new Prison Break
Watched it
Here I am.

its 11 O Klock. Peace.

I dreamt I met ASG in my old high school, which was pretty cool.

Thread rules don't apply to me.

Just woke up
Smoked a cigarette while my brother wasn't home, because he teases me about it. Fucking homo.
Turned on computer.
Realised I haven't bought all the christmas presents.
Came to the conclusion that buying presents are for faggots with money.
And now I'm parked here in front of the PC for ever.

got up
took a shit
had a beer
went to town to spend all my money
spent all my money
came home
took another shit
had another beer
typed this
went for more beer
got drunk
realised a forgot half the presents I was meant to buy
got drunker
forgot all the presents I was meant to buy again.
went to bed

(yes everything after "typed this" will happen tonight while lurking on here)

Liver and kidney failure.

Portal hypertension?

woke up
wrapped presents
listened to some cheesy christmas songs
went to deliver presents

tbh thats the kinda thing that would actually happen to us. did you like your card?

Yeah haha. Eddie put it up on his desk.