What Did You Do Today?

lol I worded it that way just so I could see Britney pics posted.

that ones a good choice on so many levels.

I woke up...had a shower...went to work 9-6...came home watched some "soccer". Got changed went to my fiancees house, watched telly, went for a drive, came home watchi highlights of most european football "soccer" games and came onto the net to look at info on me going to Romania for 2 weeks.....pretty dull day

drink.

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords

I saw a film today oh, boy
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I love to turn you on.

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Ah

I read the news today oh, boy
Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up bout 1pm
stayed in bed listening to music
had a wank
got out of bed 3pm
Worked on Flash CS3
Worked on Flash CS3
Worked on Flash CS3
watched TV
Had Dinner
Worked on Flash CS3
Watched TV
Worked on Flash CS3
Worked on Flash CS3


its a uni project in for wed, only started it a couple days ago :S lol

Woke up.
Got dressed.
Watched the last 30 mins of the Assassination of Jesse James
Came on HGF.

HAI HGF.

Woke up
said "bye" to my gf (slepT over) she left for home
I went back to sleep
woke up 3 hours later (3 pmish)
snow skated
internet
snow skate
kraft dinner
help on putting up wall for house addition
snow skate
wrote and talked on msn to crew members
internet
some random movie
nap
grill cheese
like 2 liters or water
snow skate
CSI: Miami
Been watching Kenny VS Spenny for the last 3 hours (3:15AM)

Woke up
Car
Train
Bus
Walk
School
Piss
Shit
HGF

I woke up in a car
I traced away the fog
so I could see the Mississippi on her knees
I've never been so lost
I've never felt so much at home
please write my folks and throw away my keys
I woke up in a car
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Someday you will be as heavy and rockin' as... Nah, not Nickelback, they are so freaking heavy. Maybe Jonas Brothers, they are pretty hardcore and heavy too. My sister listens to them all the time, it hurts my ears! That guy singing has this gruff voice, it gives you headaches after a while. So anyway, I went inside to buy the damn apples, as he told me the night before. I couldn't understand why they were so important to him, but I guess I had promised him to do it. To my surprise there were no apples left. So I just bought him some oranges, they are tasty as well. They cost a little more than apples, lucky I was carrying som extra cash.

When I got home, I put the oranges on the table, and watched TV. He had left it turned on again, even though I had told him not to. He was with some friends, they had like a drawing contest to attend, so they were practicing all day. "It must be very exhausting to draw" I thought to myself, since he always asked me to buy apples for him. Hours passed, and finally he came home. I waited for him to come into the living room, so I could remind him to always turn off the TV. He took the bag of oranges, walked into the room, and started yelling at me. He was so angry that I had bought oranges instead of apples. If you are reading this, go kill yourself. And I only bought them to be nice! I just hoped he would be happy, because I took the time to buy him something else. He started crying, I guess I'd really hurt him. I never knew how much the apples meant to him.

I sat alone in the living room, and started tapping the table. I was getting hungry. I went into the kitchen to get lasagna, some leftovers from yesterday. I opened the fridge, and looked inside. Suddenly, the room turned dark.

When I came to, I was laying in a garage.

Yesterday was...

Wake up
GTA 4
GTA 4 / eat food
GTA 4
quick surf on the net
GTA 4
GTA 4 / eat food
GTA 4
go to Bed
Play DS (Hotel dusk) in bed
Sleep

I already did it.

Phale.

made my way downtown
Walked fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Stared blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles

woke up
had a shower
went to uni
did some work
went to pub
had 4 pints
went back to uni
did some more work
went to hospital to see my mum
came home
watched new simpsons
stuck a pizza in the oven
scratched my arse
typed this out

People are forgetting their wanking etc.

I didn't have time to jack off today. maybe later.

I don't think they are forgetting it, I think it's falls along the same line as going to the bathroom, or breathing. We just don't list it.

woke up
took trash out
upped stuff to VIP
fixed christmas tree
cleaned out grill
swept back porch
ate leftover sweet potato casserole
gave my dog a bath
washed a load of clothes
cleaning my room
ordered pizza
jumped on HGF


wank to come later.

I did the whole song

Woke up.
Went to bank.
Brought some D&G.
Got gas, ciggies and mountain dew.
Smoked 3 cigs.
Drove to work.
Worked.
Lunch break, 3 more cigs.
Work.
Ciggies.
Went to a friends.
Ciggies.
Did a shit.
Hgf.

Drugged myself with pills of all sorts
Went to school
Turned on computer
Played stupid brain games on facebook
...and here I am.

you crazy dane!

I know, I'm so silly ain't I?

Now excuse me, I'm off to sketch some drawings of various prophets.

-I got up
-passed myself out in the shower
-went to school
-talked to a girl I like
-went home
-went to work
-got home
-played a shitload of guitar
-came on here.

yup

hmmmm oh.

- woke up
- put my willy in a vagina
- put my pants on walked out of her house
- bussed to work
- fucked around with lights
- got a lift home
- HGF

this is true. I cry whenever I ejaculate.

woke up
got ill
went back to bed, bai.