Drunk Thread

Stayed at a karaoke bar until 3:30 in the AM and I'm now feeling like shit at work :|

Were you busting out covers of CKY songs?

If only they had any decent music there.. I was planning to sing Bowling For Soup - Girl All the Bad Guys want though as a tribute to my fruity high school pop punk days but never got to it haha

Came in fucking wasted and got bitched at by my mom. I feel like a teenager again.

Did you punch her in her fucking mouth?

Fuck yeah, bitch be trippin'.

I puked blood tonight,maybe time for a break

pretty hammered, went out my last night before college. packin up the comp soon. was good you know

College started for me on the 25th. I didn't get any partying done. My summer just fuckin' ended on me. I guess you could say I didn't even really have a summer cause I worked 5-6 days a week.

I definitely said "fuck Jesus" through a text message tonight. Fuck....

Unless you sent that text to God, who cares?

Didn't think of this until now when Jones called but I was so fucking plastered the night between Saturday and Sunday that I passed out in the train I was going home with and woke up a 30 min train ride away from where I was headed, pretty much in the middle of the woods, and the next train wasn't going to elave until like after an hour or so, so after throwing up I decided to call a taxi and when the first taxi didn't come, I called another one, still wondering why the lady on the line wanted to know the precise location where I was going, address and everything, and the second time I called, they didn't. Well this was explained with my mom telling me how scared they got when a strange man had showed up at my parent's door at 7:30 in the morning and woken them up, telling them that their ride had arrived. Haha I'm still feeling a little woozy, that's how I drunk I was, my cellphone outbox was filled with weird text messages that consisted of mostly numbers and random words that didn't mean anything that I had sent to my friend's kid sister

Ha, you said it to me.

What a speedy response!

Epic story Ben. Were your parents pissed?

Well, this thread doesn't get on the portal that much, and I haven't been on HGF as frequently as I used to be, so yes, almost a month later is speedy enough for me.

how many hgfers drunk right now???? I know slavin be and me.

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Fuck, I could have joined this topic lastnight... , but then again im still hung over now...


You know when your hung over, and you have your first smoke , does it make you feel pissed again or is it just me?

lol I dunno man, don't smoke.

Yeah, I also find it amplifies the feeling of being drunk.

Thank fuck its not just me then,


Just been down to sainsburys (as I live above it) and got 24 cans of stella for £11

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Mines the one with the for sale board up...

I wanna fight someone

^haha, I'm drunk enuff to use a ps controller to post on here :/

weird, looks like the block of flats in manchester where my g/f used to live.

do you know the name of the building so I can google it?

5am oh fuck got shit to say...

right im off on a bike ride you FUCKING DRUNKS! heheheh

not a damn clue

Ia am shit facerd

Night HGF

snootchie bootchie,s.

I never really fucked with pills before. I've been prescribed Colonzapin for awhile just never took them ($ NIGGA).

Well I've been hella dry down here and no cash for booze, so I decided to take some (everyone raved about them and constantly tried buying them from me.

I chewed up three at lunch thursday and was feeling pimp. Then I went upstairs and was like this shit is weak and snorted one.

Since I was sitting down beating mass effect I didn't realize the effects of the relaxers. So I thought these were hella weak and sucked on one till it dissolved and snorted another one.

This is were it starts getting hazy as I started with 30 pills and now have 16.

I don't really know when the days started but someone told me MTV was coming down to film stuff the next day and I was like hell yeah. Next thing I remember I'm walking to the college cafeteria with people standing in some line and I walk to the front and see whats going on. MTV was giving out free t-shirts (I had to tell some people to fuck off due to the line cutting and all).

I guess I ate a few when I woke up that day because I was really out of it. Like I said I can't remember shit, including some chick I was fucking's ex being there. She was acting like I would get tripped but I just ignored her and went upstairs.

I chewed some more pills thinking these things were weak and seeing as how I couldn't remember taking them before I figured people were just hyping them up.

I tried walking into my dorm hall but I couldn't figure out how to get the key to work so I ripped the door open, really pissing the dude off at the desk so I told him to fucking do something about it and went upstairs to eat more pills and watch tv.

My friends from nepal called me to smoke some grass so I met up with them and maybe it was the weed but when I tried standing up I just couldn't. I couldn't walk a straight line to save my life.

So naturally I chewed up another pill, offered 2 to my friends, took the other the guy didn't want.

Like I said I can't remember what happened since Thursday. I actually got a 70 on a quiz I took on friday I didn't know I took till I found the test in my pocket.

Fuck pills.