23 October 2008, 02:41 UTC#901
23 October 2008, 06:09 UTC#902
I'mn fucking sick of people not posting here. It's a great place and we all do have fun even though we are all a bunch of egatistical pricks. I'm not even looking while im tryinpg this so fuck off itf its bad. this place is really a lot of fucn and im trying to recruit people so we can expand our....fuck it im done talking
goodnight my bishes
<3
23 October 2008, 07:30 UTC#903
GETTING TGHERE
23 October 2008, 09:16 UTC#904
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Oct 20 2008, 02:36 PM) [snapback]515511[/snapback]
I never really fucked with pills before. I've been prescribed Colonzapin for awhile just never took them ($ NIGGA).
Well I've been hella dry down here and no cash for booze, so I decided to take some (everyone raved about them and constantly tried buying them from me.
I chewed up three at lunch thursday and was feeling pimp. Then I went upstairs and was like this shit is weak and snorted one.
Since I was sitting down beating mass effect I didn't realize the effects of the relaxers. So I thought these were hella weak and sucked on one till it dissolved and snorted another one.
This is were it starts getting hazy as I started with 30 pills and now have 16.
I don't really know when the days started but someone told me MTV was coming down to film stuff the next day and I was like hell yeah. Next thing I remember I'm walking to the college cafeteria with people standing in some line and I walk to the front and see whats going on. MTV was giving out free t-shirts (I had to tell some people to fuck off due to the line cutting and all).
I guess I ate a few when I woke up that day because I was really out of it. Like I said I can't remember shit, including some chick I was fucking's ex being there. She was acting like I would get tripped but I just ignored her and went upstairs.
I chewed some more pills thinking these things were weak and seeing as how I couldn't remember taking them before I figured people were just hyping them up.
I tried walking into my dorm hall but I couldn't figure out how to get the key to work so I ripped the door open, really pissing the dude off at the desk so I told him to fucking do something about it and went upstairs to eat more pills and watch tv.
My friends from nepal called me to smoke some grass so I met up with them and maybe it was the weed but when I tried standing up I just couldn't. I couldn't walk a straight line to save my life.
So naturally I chewed up another pill, offered 2 to my friends, took the other the guy didn't want.
Like I said I can't remember what happened since Thursday. I actually got a 70 on a quiz I took on friday I didn't know I took till I found the test in my pocket.
Fuck pills.
hahahaha lol youre fucked up duuuuuuuuude
23 October 2008, 15:16 UTC#905
still drunk just an sr10 for $600 Image file not present in the recovered backup
24 October 2008, 22:34 UTC#906
strike out is fun
11 November 2008, 07:14 UTC#907
word, lagers for days
waz uop
14 November 2008, 23:43 UTC#908
my whole crotch was just on fire :\
15 November 2008, 01:27 UTC#909
I'm about to piss my pants
30 shots + of wisers whiskey
15 November 2008, 03:17 UTC#910
you are definately canadian.
15 November 2008, 04:22 UTC#911
fuck man, and proud of it.
21 November 2008, 23:20 UTC#912
Hands up... im drunk... just come in from pub, got a buger and chips and a bottle of JD, jo just told me she aint seen somthing about mary before so im DLing it down... found some fucking sweet new beers at my local!
21 November 2008, 23:24 UTC#913
VIPIT.
29 November 2008, 12:35 UTC#914
SUP DRUNK AS,com
29 November 2008, 14:15 UTC#915
Im actually not drunk.
29 November 2008, 16:11 UTC#916
oh man, I was a wreck last night, im paying for it now tho in the morning
07 December 2008, 11:33 UTC#917
last night was sick! went to a bar with a live band and got totaly shitfaced! only downside was my ex stalking me in the bar.. scarying away the ladies
but meh whatever! it was sick ppl were crowdsurfing and going nuts.. I managed to crowdsurf and annihilate(sorry for using that word) three bitches on the way down.. I think one died...
07 December 2008, 13:11 UTC#918
My last night was directly from a high school movie
I left the bar at 2 and went to a bus that was to leave at 2:30. Then I sat there thinking about this girl I know and just when the driver was about to pull out and drive away I stood up, told him to wait and ran out from the bus. Then I ran half a kilometer back to the bar searched through the whole two story bar for a girl I was/am crazy about and told her how I feel about her and asked one last time if she would ever go out with me.
She said no though.
Everything can't go as in the movies haha
But I am damn proud of myself, wouldn't have thought I had balls to ever do something like that.
28 December 2008, 11:02 UTC#919
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Last day off, back to work tomorrow so I got smashed lastnight to make up for it.... feel kind of crap today.... and I also smashed a drinking glass into my 42" lastnight.... I dont even want to look at it..... IM a fucking dick dead....
I think next year im gana go teetotal
28 December 2008, 11:07 UTC#920
methinks you should put in an insurance claim.
15 April 2009, 03:16 UTC#921
Hey bitchedssss. Feeling wuite the fuckered right now! and ALL tired an shit! Cant wait to wake up as al be partying tomorrow night aswell, but more than tonight!
Thanks Yanks for bud!!
15 April 2009, 03:18 UTC#922
There is really only you to use this thread.
15 April 2009, 07:20 UTC#923
Felt appropriate for this thread.
Started talking to this girl the other night I met. She was out with her friends drinking and texting me. She won't do that again.
Her - What do you do for work and favorite shots?
Me - Retail manager, and porn star or liquid cocaine.
Her - You were a porn star? I dated a porn star haha
Me - Porn star as in the alcoholic shot
Her - ....fuck
Me - Well now I know the competition at least
15 April 2009, 11:57 UTC#924
lol, fuck drinking again......till tonight
I guess I will be posting again tonight after coming out the club lol
16 April 2009, 02:46 UTC#925
I did say I would b bk haha! Coors light not a bad beer by the way!Wow elecccccctrooo! Sick and tired of people passing out while drinkng! anyone fancy challeninging me to a drinks fest?
16 April 2009, 02:51 UTC#926
You already won.
16 April 2009, 02:52 UTC#927
Leeds lads would destroy you Kalle. Mason and I.
16 April 2009, 03:04 UTC#928
you a big drinker made??
like no offense at all or anything, but I cant see you as like a big drinker. like compared to mason.
16 April 2009, 03:29 UTC#929
QUOTE(made @ Apr 16 2009, 02:52 AM) [snapback]545077[/snapback]
Leeds lads would destroy you Kalle. Mason and I.
what you talking about matt? I'd drink everyone here under the table.
Image file not present in the recovered backup16 April 2009, 03:43 UTC#930
QUOTE(Slavin @ Apr 16 2009, 04:04 AM) [snapback]545078[/snapback]
you a big drinker made??
like no offense at all or anything, but I cant see you as like a big drinker. like compared to mason.
Yeah man, me and Mason used to hit the town up. We were always last standing on any night out I can remember.
Once I start I cant stop though. Ask Newquay crew. I downed 4 bottles of Budweiser at the same time in one go.
I was also drinking pint of Bud mixed with Corona and a squeeze of lime. <3
I've literally spent 4 years doing nothing but drinking and shit, remember beer was free for me when I worked in the club.
@Mono: Yeah your my favourite lightweight man. Cant wait to do the strippers again man. <3
