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post #811
29 June 2008, 09:53 UTC#811
I'm sitting in Johns living room on Mr. Rob browns computer drunk and high as hell. I've been drinking quite a lot lately since the club thing has picked up. As far as pot goes I haven't smoked since I was arrested over 2 years ago. A couple of the girls I met in Dayton, about 1.5 hrs away from us found me on myspace and I talked them into coming up to the club in Cbus that I shoot for. Ended up going back to their friends apartment and messing around with both of them and sleeping in between them and had them both on me the whole night. No fuckage, but defintly got hand action all 3 ways. Johns mounting his gf in front of me right now, so hot. But I've smoked and drank tonight and last night so much that I'm really missing this feeling. The past few weekends have been crazy as fuck. Now this Thursday I'm off to Pittsburg to party again with Bo and the guys. I'm so high, and I love/miss it.


Love Mike
(John's gf's boob is out right now and neither of them notice, ha.....haha)

this is johnbordumb and this is the FIRST time I've been drank or even drank ANYTHING in the enire world. I'm seriously drunk as fuck its really not that bad... Jagermeister, Goldschlager, tequila, rum, Natural Light, Budweiser (beer sucks) {3-0] for beer pong mother fuckers [2-0 with BIGMike]

-Mike (Had to take the computer from John)
Johns gf is now in the cowgirl position in her bra and panties and john is laughing his ass off. This doesn't seem like a big deal probably to anyone, but I fucking love tonight. Seeing my little/big brother drunk and laughing at everything is so fing sweet. He just screamed "JUST LOVE ME" to his gf.
post #812
29 June 2008, 13:44 UTC#812
lolololololol

Get off the computer, guys. You're embarrassing yourselves.
post #813
29 June 2008, 14:14 UTC#813
LOL@BMIKE.
post #814
29 June 2008, 19:34 UTC#814
lulz

man last night was fun. I ended up crying shortly after this in mikes lap. lol. sigh, last night was so much fun.
post #815
30 June 2008, 00:51 UTC#815
Then he gave me a hummer. Once he reads this..the blur will start to clear up.

Touchdown.
post #816
30 June 2008, 02:55 UTC#816
welll....last night I got pretty retarded stoned and stuff with johnny, mike and custom scar....it was pretty sweet....I saw johns g/f's boob a bunch...that was kinda cool...I then moved out to my mini van around 5 am, gave myself some hand action and passed out....sorry to the custom scar guys for not coming to see you off but....fuck you guys...ill see you some other time...
post #817
30 June 2008, 02:57 UTC#817
nothing like good hand action, never lets you down, unless you get blisters, or I can just be herpes?? .
post #818
30 June 2008, 07:27 UTC#818
yeah thread <insert something about mono, yeah k>
post #819
10 July 2008, 05:16 UTC#819
I fould you you son o f a bitsh. I just got back from the bar with one of the tour managers and im reallhy sort drunk. I asked druan to help me find the thread buit hes a bitsh and wouldnt do a nigg a favor. im sorry I havent been p[osting a lot lately I have been super busy with the fim.club shit. things are picking up fast as fuck. I may be filming with Drama from mtv's rob and big soon.


I love you guys
post #820
11 July 2008, 07:24 UTC#820
Second night in a row. You guiys are lame. had a good night tonight. ill be out drinking tomorrow night as well. so ill probably post for the 3rd time in a row here. I feel like shit because the only time I post now is when im drunk. bah w/e im more of a mod than yates will ever be :-x

love you buddy
post #821
11 July 2008, 07:27 UTC#821
wtf mike!!! im drunk as fuck and being a dick!!! jchwkjdhgvwbjkdb
post #822
11 July 2008, 07:28 UTC#822
Are youi mocking me nigger?
post #823
11 July 2008, 07:30 UTC#823
nope proabbly jsut as drunk.
post #824
11 July 2008, 09:17 UTC#824
No, I'm the drunkest. fjdsfjjdsfjdfs.
post #825
11 July 2008, 09:30 UTC#825
im prett close to THREESOME but probably wont happen :mad:
post #826
12 July 2008, 00:55 UTC#826
Sick Slavin impression going on at the moment. Spamming the whole portal aye
post #828
12 July 2008, 04:36 UTC#828
WHERE!!?
post #829
12 July 2008, 04:38 UTC#829
fuck you mako.

When can I come and visit you?
post #830
12 July 2008, 06:46 UTC#830
been drinking consistently for 28 hours
post #831
12 July 2008, 06:54 UTC#831
How? I always feel like shit after drinking for just a few.
post #832
12 July 2008, 13:32 UTC#832
Can this one double as a stoned thread?
Cba to make a new one.
post #833
12 July 2008, 21:47 UTC#833
QUOTE(benCKa @ Jul 11 2008, 08:55 PM) [snapback]500170[/snapback]

Sick Slavin impression going on at the moment. Spamming the whole portal aye

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QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Jul 12 2008, 02:54 AM) [snapback]500222[/snapback]

How? I always feel like shit after drinking for just a few.
no clue I jst wake up and just keep at it lol
post #834
12 July 2008, 21:49 UTC#834
QUOTE(Bonghole @ Jul 12 2008, 09:32 AM) [snapback]500282[/snapback]

Can this one double as a stoned thread?
Cba to make a new one.

Fuck no!
Even if you did make a new one...It would be deleted, cause... POT IS BAD!!!
post #835
12 July 2008, 21:50 UTC#835
I am pirate ass
post #836
12 July 2008, 21:51 UTC#836
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post #837
12 July 2008, 21:53 UTC#837
Damn newbie drinkers
post #838
12 July 2008, 21:54 UTC#838
QUOTE(Fubar @ Jul 12 2008, 05:53 PM) [snapback]500426[/snapback]

Damn newbie drinkers
yeah I know eh???, getting outta control.
post #839
13 July 2008, 15:36 UTC#839
it's 4.36pm and im quite intoxicated over 3 pints of stongbow :((((
post #840
13 July 2008, 15:54 UTC#840
QUOTE(mono @ Jul 13 2008, 05:36 PM) [snapback]500546[/snapback]

it's 4.36pm and im quite intoxicated over 3 pints of stongbow :((((


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