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bazariah
post #61
18 September 2006, 23:50 UTC#61
worst sitiuation I've ever been in was probably when I was about eleven

I was a bit of a pussy when I was a kid and somehow I'd pissed off some lad who thought it would be a laugh to kick the shit outta me.. being the geeky shit I was back than I realy didnt want to fight, so he gave ma choice of eating shit or feeling the rough side of his boot

alas I didnt want to do either so he kicked the crap outta me anyways and pushed me face first into a lump of shit

me and a couple of mates busted that faggot up a few years later though when I was out of my whiney pussy stage
Adem
post #62
18 September 2006, 23:56 UTC#62
QUOTE(bazariah @ Sep 18 2006, 08:50 PM) [snapback]384594[/snapback]

worst sitiuation I've ever been in was probably when I was about eleven

I was a bit of a pussy when I was a kid and somehow I'd pissed off some lad who thought it would be a laugh to kick the shit outta me.. being the geeky shit I was back than I realy didnt want to fight, so he gave ma choice of eating shit or feeling the rough side of his boot

alas I didnt want to do either so he kicked the crap outta me anyways and pushed me face first into a lump of shit

me and a couple of mates busted that faggot up a few years later though when I was out of my whiney pussy stage


I still have day dreams about me randomly walking up to people who picked on me in school and hitting them numerous times with a bat.
Wilbur
post #63
18 September 2006, 23:58 UTC#63
don't we all...
Adem
post #64
18 September 2006, 23:58 UTC#64
if I had a day to live, I'd spend it doing that.
bazariah
post #65
19 September 2006, 00:06 UTC#65
QUOTE(Adem @ Sep 19 2006, 01:58 AM) [snapback]384597[/snapback]

if I had a day to live, I'd spend it doing that.



same here

my hit list would be finished :cool:
Fubar
post #66
19 September 2006, 00:20 UTC#66
My worst situation was a couple of months back.

QUOTE(Fubar @ Jul 31 2006, 03:47 PM) [snapback]367476[/snapback]


We went to sweeden for a drinking binge to some kind of festival.
The second day the cdplayer we brought with us died, so I started up my car and my cdplayer to play some music,and were on my way out of the car,then suddenly the car door is rushed open and im pulled out of the car by this giant sweden and put in the police car.

I was drunk as fuck,seeing this was my second day drinking and I had been drinking since 2 o`clock and this was 12`o clock at night.
They then took me to the hospital for bloodtests after I nearly blew up the alcometer on the way to the police station.
After that they threw me in jail for five hours and the woke me up for interogation,I was still drunk as fuck and cant really remember much of what I agreed and signed too,what I do remember is the swede telling me that I could forget about my license for a few years.
So thats mostly that,the worlds shittiest drunkdriving ever



What has happened since is that ive contacted a lawyer who said that I probably will get 18 months without my license,around 25 days in jail and a big fucking ticket.
And after the 18 months ive gotta take my license again.

This sucks so bad because im so dependant on my license,and now ive got to ride my fucking bike everywere
WEAK
post #67
19 September 2006, 00:20 UTC#67
QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 18 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]384399[/snapback]

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.


uhhh fuck that dude...do not forgive...
FV Straton
post #68
19 September 2006, 00:21 UTC#68
When my friend wilson streaked past a 7 year girl, and then the girls mom caught us. Took our tape.
WEAK
post #69
19 September 2006, 00:24 UTC#69
QUOTE(Fubar @ Sep 19 2006, 01:20 AM) [snapback]384600[/snapback]

What has happened since is that ive contacted a lawyer who said that I probably will get 18 months without my license,around 25 days in jail and a big fucking ticket.
And after the 18 months ive gotta take my license again.


25 days for a 1st time DUI...thats wack

QUOTE(FV Straton @ Sep 19 2006, 01:21 AM) [snapback]384603[/snapback]

When my friend wilson streaked past a 7 year girl, and then the girls mom caught us. Took our tape.


Dude...how the fuck did a woman take YOUR tape? What....did she turn into super mom and snatch it from you?

Never let anyone take your camera or tape...and if they try...mace them.
mako
post #70
19 September 2006, 00:34 UTC#70
All my life.
WEAK
post #71
19 September 2006, 00:37 UTC#71
QUOTE(mako @ Sep 19 2006, 01:34 AM) [snapback]384605[/snapback]

All my life.


sounds like someone needs a little taste of America to cheer em up Image file not present in the recovered backup
mako
post #72
19 September 2006, 00:40 UTC#72
haha, maybe. but its the truth, im realizing it now. everything is getting worse every single day.
WEAK
post #73
19 September 2006, 00:47 UTC#73
how so? :mellow:



QUOTE(cIRca @ Sep 18 2006, 02:06 PM) [snapback]384312[/snapback]

Are you making a respectable income?


Yeah but it really doesnt mean shit.

If worse comes to worse I'll order several Russian mail order brides and work from there. Or maybe I'll get one from every major country for the sake of variety.

edit: respectable...haha...what I do isnt respectable..how much I make might be.
mako
post #74
19 September 2006, 00:50 UTC#74
I owe lots of money. I broke a camera thats not mine, and they are expensive as fuck. I have pretty bad luck in everything. 1 year without girlfriend, kisses. anything. today I went to the movies with this girl and I smelled pretty bad.. fucking rain (it was silent hill, she was scared as fuck, she tried to hug me once... but the smell screwed everything)

I dont talk with my sister and my father since 6 months. all my friend are hypocrites. my best friend dumped me cause im not all the time inside of his ass doing what he wants. I have a rotten finger 7 months ago and its hurting more and more. I cant trust anyone, my mother dont trust me. I want so bad to film stuff, it was the only thing that made me happy.. but I wont be able to do it.. like.. NEVER.

I just have bad luck, I know that I have to be grateful cause I dont have a tumor or something (maybe I have who knows) but I dont care.

smelling bad in a horror movie with the girl you like is worst than having cancer
EVIL-WEBBY
post #75
19 September 2006, 00:51 UTC#75
QUOTE(Adem @ Sep 19 2006, 01:56 AM) [snapback]384595[/snapback]

QUOTE(bazariah @ Sep 18 2006, 08:50 PM) [snapback]384594[/snapback]

worst sitiuation I've ever been in was probably when I was about eleven

I was a bit of a pussy when I was a kid and somehow I'd pissed off some lad who thought it would be a laugh to kick the shit outta me.. being the geeky shit I was back than I realy didnt want to fight, so he gave ma choice of eating shit or feeling the rough side of his boot

alas I didnt want to do either so he kicked the crap outta me anyways and pushed me face first into a lump of shit

me and a couple of mates busted that faggot up a few years later though when I was out of my whiney pussy stage


I still have day dreams about me randomly walking up to people who picked on me in school and hitting them numerous times with a bat.


if you havnt already, see this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212830/
mako
post #76
19 September 2006, 00:56 UTC#76
damn, I sounded pretty gay.
WEAK
post #77
19 September 2006, 01:04 UTC#77
QUOTE(mako @ Sep 19 2006, 01:50 AM) [snapback]384611[/snapback]

I owe lots of money. I broke a camera thats not mine, and they are expensive as fuck. I have pretty bad luck in everything. 1 year without girlfriend, kisses. anything. today I went to the movies with this girl and I smelled pretty bad.. fucking rain (it was silent hill, she was scared as fuck, she tried to hug me once... but the smell screwed everything)

I dont talk with my sister and my father since 6 months. all my friend are hypocrites. my best friend dumped me cause im not all the time inside of his ass doing what he wants. I have a rotten finger 7 months ago and its hurting more and more. I cant trust anyone, my mother dont trust me. I want so bad to film stuff, it was the only thing that made me happy.. but I wont be able to do it.. like.. NEVER.

I just have bad luck, I know that I have to be grateful cause I dont have a tumor or something (maybe I have who knows) but I dont care.

smelling bad in a horror movie with the girl you like is worst than having cancer


I can semi relate man, minus the rotten finger. Yeah...you definitely need to come to America. A change of that magnitude is bound to flip everything around for you..and for the better. Ditch the bad luck and come this way.

Also...about smelling bad next to the girl you like in a movie theater truly is awful! When I was 16 I was watching Planet of the Apes with this hot ass chick...and I ate this candy that dried up my mouth and made my breath rank. The chick wanted to get closer but my breath wouldve surely killed it. I was so fucking desperate that I went to the bathroom and tried to rinse my mouth out with soap. I dunno why...it was the only thing I could think of...and god damn that didnt help at all. I couldnt buy gum or anything cause it was a late night movie and the popcorn/candy section was all closed down.

That fucking sucked and that was the only shot I ever got. Now I always go prepared with a Dentine Ice baby.
Adem
post #78
19 September 2006, 01:05 UTC#78
QUOTE(EVIL-WEBBY @ Sep 18 2006, 09:51 PM) [snapback]384612[/snapback]

if you havnt already, see this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212830/


I'll definately check that out, thanks :wub:
mako
post #79
19 September 2006, 01:11 UTC#79
thats what im searching, a big flip in my life. ill finish school (1 year) try to get a coupon in some Unis, and then leave to "study english" for one year. but ill need to save up a little bit, cause my dad was the rich one and he always funded everything.


and lol at the breath thing, it sucks.. and hard. ill go out with a body spray everywhere now.
Belly
post #80
19 September 2006, 01:11 UTC#80
worst situation you have been in?
Getting jumped by a group of lads, completly fucked up my life and I doubt it will ever be back to what it was.

the most awquard situation you have been in?
Having the worst diarrhea and sickness ever, and whilst on the toilet releasing my shit, realising I needed to be sick and having to decide whether to turn round and be sick in the toilet and risk shitting on the floor, or stay sitting and throw up on the floor. I decided it wasn't worth the risk of squirting shit all over the floor and ended up with a great big pile of sick to clear up. LOVELY!

the most embarrasing situation you have been in?
I really don't know, it takes alot to embarress me.

the most annoying situation you have been in?
Can't think of one for this either at the moment, if anythign comes to mind, I'll post it up.
WEAK
post #81
19 September 2006, 01:13 UTC#81
QUOTE(mako @ Sep 19 2006, 02:11 AM) [snapback]384625[/snapback]

thats what im searching, a big flip in my life. ill finish school (1 year) try to get a coupon in some Unis, and then leave to "study english" for one year. but ill need to save up a little bit, cause my dad was the rich one and he always funded everything.


you can live with me for free and do whatever the fuck you want
mako
post #82
19 September 2006, 01:17 UTC#82
I always have that in mind Sean. ill now what im going to do till june of next year tho.

but going to LA its my plan A.
itsallinthehips
post #83
19 September 2006, 05:11 UTC#83
Most awkard situtation I've been in:
My first kiss when I was about 10. I was playing spin the bottle at lunchtime and started fancying this weird looking girl. I didn't even talk to her or anything, but during last class, another girl passed some messages between me and my bitch, and I was supposed to meet her after school. I didn't have a clue what the fuck I was doing, but I ended up under some bridge with this girl, standing ages away from her, and ending up giving her a peck then running off.
The next day, the girls mum was at school, and I remember hiding in some bushes until school started to avoid her, all the while being taunted by my friends, this could've been the most embarassing moment for me.. Girls Image file not present in the recovered backup

Can't think of any other good stories off the top of my head Image file not present in the recovered backup
mchl
post #84
19 September 2006, 05:37 UTC#84
QUOTE(-steve- @ Sep 18 2006, 07:45 PM) [snapback]384406[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 18 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]384399[/snapback]

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.

yeah man I know how that feels, it fucking sucks happend to me with my last gf and I thought she was speacial, and that ended but I moved on and got a new gf and hse is much better and much more respectfull she makes out with other girls. . . but I know how it feels but I reackon you should end it. . . .how drunk were they???


well, my mate was falling asleep every now and then, and she seemed v.drunk but I don' t know. theres no excuse- tbh if I end it I know ill regret it the second after.
cIRca
post #85
19 September 2006, 08:13 UTC#85
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Sep 19 2006, 12:57 AM) [snapback]384580[/snapback]

QUOTE(cIRca @ Sep 19 2006, 12:28 AM) [snapback]384283[/snapback]

The worst situation would be when Vince and me were filming for the 'Life of Boredom DVD' (lol) and so we were in school with Vinces camera. I ran into a teachers lesson and slapped him in the middle of his class, and ran out with it all on camera. I saw him in the corridor later and he was like "That was stupid." and I thought nothing of it.

The next day I came into school late, and when I was walking to the main building, someone leant out a window and was like "The 'principle' is looking for you." so I instantly know what its about.

I'm sitting in his office while he talks to the guy I slapped outside, and I see Vince walking past the window coming in late, so I lean out the principles window and say like "We're fucked.".

That moment was shit. And I was suspended until the end of the school year. lol.



ANYWAY, the most awkward... hmmm...

OK another school moment.

I'm in a computer room, with this hot History teacher. When she is standing behind me facing another student, I started joking around and trying to get my hand as far up her dress as I can without her noticing. (Looking back that was somewhat of a bad idea...) Anyway when my whole forearm is basically up her dress, Vince kicks my elbow, sending my whole arm North.

She turns and looks at me. I was like... :0

She goes "Tom....










Get on with your work. -_- "


Most embarassing... this is hard because I don't embarass easily.

It was probably when my >>>>>> Ex <<<<<< took off her bra to me for the first time. And like a pair of socks rolled out of each cup. I was like...

"Well... thats okay.. I'll just... rub this flat mound of chest and ribs... "


This post is amazing.. Good work cIRca.

S'alright love. :)
WEAK
post #86
19 September 2006, 09:30 UTC#86
QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 19 2006, 06:37 AM) [snapback]384666[/snapback]

QUOTE(-steve- @ Sep 18 2006, 07:45 PM) [snapback]384406[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 18 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]384399[/snapback]

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.

yeah man I know how that feels, it fucking sucks happend to me with my last gf and I thought she was speacial, and that ended but I moved on and got a new gf and hse is much better and much more respectfull she makes out with other girls. . . but I know how it feels but I reackon you should end it. . . .how drunk were they???


well, my mate was falling asleep every now and then, and she seemed v.drunk but I don' t know. theres no excuse- tbh if I end it I know ill regret it the second after.


Is she genuinely sorry? Did she plead with you not to break up with her?

If not you need to end that shit dude...otherwise she'll know what she can get away with and that shit will happen again.
peanuttt
post #87
19 September 2006, 09:39 UTC#87
When I was like 8 years old, there was a school anniversary, so everyone was dressed in their best clothes, including me.

In the afternoon I was outside in the garden of the school, walking around, waiting for the anniversary gathering, when I accidentally shat in my pants. I thought I just needed to pass a wind, but it all went in.

I walked to the teacher and told her:

- M'am I have to go home now, but I'll be back for the anniversary gathering.
- Not allowed, what for?
- 'Cause I've just shitted my pants, and I have to clean it up.

She was like: Image file not present in the recovered backup

- Well, ok, find Paul and go home with him. Don't go alone.
- Thanks, M'am.

Of course I didn't look for Paul, just left at once. My mom and grandmom cleaned me up, and I got back to the gathering on time.
mchl
post #88
19 September 2006, 15:05 UTC#88
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 19 2006, 11:30 AM) [snapback]384704[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 19 2006, 06:37 AM) [snapback]384666[/snapback]

QUOTE(-steve- @ Sep 18 2006, 07:45 PM) [snapback]384406[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 18 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]384399[/snapback]

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.

yeah man I know how that feels, it fucking sucks happend to me with my last gf and I thought she was speacial, and that ended but I moved on and got a new gf and hse is much better and much more respectfull she makes out with other girls. . . but I know how it feels but I reackon you should end it. . . .how drunk were they???


well, my mate was falling asleep every now and then, and she seemed v.drunk but I don' t know. theres no excuse- tbh if I end it I know ill regret it the second after.


Is she genuinely sorry? Did she plead with you not to break up with her?

If not you need to end that shit dude...otherwise she'll know what she can get away with and that shit will happen again.


yeah she did the whole "im soo sorry you must beleive me" thing. its hard to trust her after this- and thats well important. im confused, I just need to think it over.
-steve-
post #89
19 September 2006, 17:51 UTC#89
QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 19 2006, 04:05 PM) [snapback]384758[/snapback]

QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 19 2006, 11:30 AM) [snapback]384704[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 19 2006, 06:37 AM) [snapback]384666[/snapback]

QUOTE(-steve- @ Sep 18 2006, 07:45 PM) [snapback]384406[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 18 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]384399[/snapback]

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.

yeah man I know how that feels, it fucking sucks happend to me with my last gf and I thought she was speacial, and that ended but I moved on and got a new gf and hse is much better and much more respectfull she makes out with other girls. . . but I know how it feels but I reackon you should end it. . . .how drunk were they???


well, my mate was falling asleep every now and then, and she seemed v.drunk but I don' t know. theres no excuse- tbh if I end it I know ill regret it the second after.


Is she genuinely sorry? Did she plead with you not to break up with her?

If not you need to end that shit dude...otherwise she'll know what she can get away with and that shit will happen again.


yeah she did the whole "im soo sorry you must beleive me" thing. its hard to trust her after this- and thats well important. im confused, I just need to think it over.

dude you got msn??
*puts on some romantic music*
cause if you ever need to talk I'll be here for you.
mono
post #90
19 September 2006, 18:02 UTC#90
QUOTE(WEAK @ Sep 19 2006, 11:30 AM) [snapback]384704[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 19 2006, 06:37 AM) [snapback]384666[/snapback]

QUOTE(-steve- @ Sep 18 2006, 07:45 PM) [snapback]384406[/snapback]

QUOTE(mchl @ Sep 18 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]384399[/snapback]

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.

yeah man I know how that feels, it fucking sucks happend to me with my last gf and I thought she was speacial, and that ended but I moved on and got a new gf and hse is much better and much more respectfull she makes out with other girls. . . but I know how it feels but I reackon you should end it. . . .how drunk were they???


well, my mate was falling asleep every now and then, and she seemed v.drunk but I don' t know. theres no excuse- tbh if I end it I know ill regret it the second after.


Is she genuinely sorry? Did she plead with you not to break up with her?

If not you need to end that shit dude...otherwise she'll know what she can get away with and that shit will happen again.

Haha, this is my sister you're talking about Weak. Image file not present in the recovered backup