Worst Situation

ok whats the,

worst situation you have been in?

the most awquard situation you have been in?

the most embarrasing situation you have been in?

the most annoying situation you have been in?

you don\'t have to answer all of them but if you do that would be awsome.

I'm bored, so I'll answer these just for youuuu.

(worst situation you have been in?)
I dated this girl for 6 months back in high school, one of her ex friends friend died from a drug overdose, one day that ex friends boyfriend (who was also friend of the ODer) had a quote in his AIM profile stating "guns don't kill people, stupidity kills people" and my ex said something to someone about "I guess that wasn't the case with so and so (the ODer)" and that got out to that boyfriend who was already pissed at me cause I dated his girlfriend at one point in time after they broke up. so, to make a long story short, he made my life a living hell over some stupid phrase. I couldn't go anywhere without getting into a fight with him or his friends.

(the most akward situation you have been in?)
I went to a job interview for web designing and the manager asked for me to show so work of mine, but I knew most of them weren't up anymore, so I tried to show him the coding I did for the fukt dvd website, and totally forgot it redirects to efukt, so I'm looking off to the right when I hear "what the hell is this?" and I look over to see a huge gaping vagina. I busted out laughing.

(the most embarrasing situation you have been in?)
one night I was out with aaron and rob and we all had to take a shit but there were only 2 stalls, so I ended up shitting in a urinal, and about mid turd, a manager walked in on me and we stared at each other for about 30 seconds with shit going everywhere. luckly he walked out and never said a word.

(the most annoying situation you have been in?)
can't really think of the most annoying, but once I didn't have many friends and hardly anything to do, so I would hang out with this chink fuck, and for a whole month he listened to the best of queens cd on replay everytime I was with him.

lmao

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School for all of them really, haha.

Although for worst school ties with anything where your being chased or something similar, no point in explaining though.

Most annoying would have to be Friday night.

But it really starts on Saturday of last weekend. I got together with my ex and stuff happened. She told me she was single, and was all lovey on me, wanting me to ask her out or something like that..

Well Friday I went to hang out with some of my old friends and they happened to be good friends with my ex's ex boyfriend. We all went up to the Pancake House and I asked who was coming. They said Paul and Kirsten. (My ex and her ex)

And I was like "Are they going out still?" And my friends were like "Yeahh. They've been together for almost a year now."

So I was pretty annoyed that she lied to me like that. I cant wait to confront her about it tomorrow, cause they never showed up when they heard I was there.

Hahahaha adem's were the best.

When I can think of some I'll post em.

Fuck it, keep doing her. I would if I were you. The rub it in his face so he leaves her. Then when she comes to you like "Now we can be together" and shit just slap the fuck outta her and tell her she cheats so you dont want done. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Haha, she was supposed to come over Saturday until I found out Friday.

I dunno what I wanna do. Cause I dont like the fact that she's so quick to cheat on her bf and lie all about it.

Then again your plan kinda works out both ways. Leaves me happy for a while, then leaves her dry.

Yeah dude, plus you get to keep your pimp hand strong.

And use and abuse, tell her "I'll only get with you if you do this..." Then when she does laugh and go "j0kes!".

Haha, and shes the kind of girl to laugh with me even though she dies a little on the inside.

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My current situation...the life Im living right now...thats the worst situation Ive ever been - due to how ridiculously fucking uneventful it is.

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The worst situation would be when Vince and me were filming for the 'Life of Boredom DVD' (lol) and so we were in school with Vinces camera. I ran into a teachers lesson and slapped him in the middle of his class, and ran out with it all on camera. I saw him in the corridor later and he was like "That was stupid." and I thought nothing of it.

The next day I came into school late, and when I was walking to the main building, someone leant out a window and was like "The 'principle' is looking for you." so I instantly know what its about.

I'm sitting in his office while he talks to the guy I slapped outside, and I see Vince walking past the window coming in late, so I lean out the principles window and say like "We're fucked.".

That moment was shit. And I was suspended until the end of the school year. lol.



ANYWAY, the most awkward... hmmm...

OK another school moment.

I'm in a computer room, with this hot History teacher. When she is standing behind me facing another student, I started joking around and trying to get my hand as far up her dress as I can without her noticing. (Looking back that was somewhat of a bad idea...) Anyway when my whole forearm is basically up her dress, Vince kicks my elbow, sending my whole arm North.

She turns and looks at me. I was like... :0

She goes "Tom....










Get on with your work. -_- "


Most embarassing... this is hard because I don't embarass easily.

It was probably when my >>>>>> Ex <<<<<< took off her bra to me for the first time. And like a pair of socks rolled out of each cup. I was like...

"Well... thats okay.. I'll just... rub this flat mound of chest and ribs... "

Hahahahaaahahaahaahaaahahahaa

I just lost it when I read that last sentence.

Hahah, I cant believe you that fucked up stuff with teachers. Hahah, you could have been sued for assault and sexual harrasment or some shit

This was a couple of years ago so I was technically a minor.

I did get threatened with Sexual harassment once. I put my calculator in my 65 year old female maths teachers pocket. And she thought it was my hand and flipped out.

I don't know why I put the calculator in there to be honest. lol

HHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA. Was that Miss Lisse?

Yeah ^_^

Hahha I love this thread! great read!


Most akward/embarassing moment:

I went to meet this girl at a shoppingmall... then I remembered that my ex-gf that I'd only recently broken up with said I could come and pickup a souvenir that she got to me from her trip to *insert shabby resort*

So without thinking I barge into her flat with the 'new' girl on my heels recieve the souvenir and leave...


My ex was soo fucking dissapointed. I still hear from this from my mates.

I think the most awared situation I have been in is when I said "your mum" to my mate and her mum died about 6 years ago... I didnt mean to say it to her it just came out, I went "im so sorry" but luckily she said it was okay.....Phew

Basically I said:

1.) fuck school

2.) fuck work

I became self employed. Now Im totally free. I can do whatever I want.

but oh wait...I have no one to do shit with.

Why?

Because everyone else is at work, everyone else is at school.

No one else said fuck work and fuck school. Just me.

Over 99% of the population from my age and up works...and they dont stop working till theyre in their 50's and 60's.

I cannot fucking believe I overlooked this.

I do nothing dude. I do absolutely nothing.

I'm moving though...in about a month...Im pretty sure all this is gonna change...at least for awhile. Expect mass quanities of homemade pornography.

worst situation you have been in? Pobably when I got attacked by Spaniards. I was walking home from a night out on my own. I'd lost all my friends and could barely walk. I managed to convince some girl to let me stay in her hotel but the management kicked me out! Oh and I was in rugby fancy dress... And yeah was walking along on my own and two spanish guys came up to me and started shouting and shoving me. I smacked one in the face and ran away, I'm pretty fast so assumed I'd got away from them, caught my breath and looked back and they were on me again. I was about to get really fucked over untill five guys jumped out of a taxi and beat the shit out of 'em like "Haha mate they don't like being outnumbered now do they?" and got a new taxi home...



The most awquard situation you have been in? Can't really think of anything that drastic, I'll normally
talk my way out of awkward situations



The most embarrasing situation you have been in? Again like Tom I'm not easily embarased, but one time coming back from a rugby trip in Norwich. I couldn't play because I'd just had an operation on my knee, but went along for the piss up. Me and the rest of the guys that weren't in the squad were drunk before our lot got out of the changing rooms. We won the match which left us in the top 8 in England. And during the 6 hour coach journey home so very much alcohol was consumed.

We stopped off at a service station to empty the piss bottles and get some food. As I was walking in the whole team jumped me, pinned me down, stripped me of all my clothes and threw them on the roof. I was int his sevice station bollock naked...

Although because we'd been drinking all day it felt like it was about 11 maybe 12 and we figured there'd be no one in there, when I walked in we realised it was only about half 7. There were families with their children in there and I just stood in the food court of this service station naked and ashamed.





The most annoying situation you have been in?

Last year as a whole: I started off the school year badly having to have an operation to repair damage to my knee. This put me out of skateboarding and rugby for about 2 months, which wasn't too bad and I was gonna be able to walk again in three days. However the operation didn't go to plan and I ended up being out of rugby for 8 months, and not being able to put any weight on my leg whatsoever for 2 months. I was getting very out of shape and unfit and I fucking hated myself for that bit of time. Then my dad decided to move away up north which sucked. And Finally as soon as I was getting ready to start training again I got septacemia which turned into meningitis and meningacocle septacema and I was a few hours from dying pretty much.

I missed over 50% of the games in our season which meant I couldn't play in our final at the end of the season and I had to watch from the stands. All in all a shite year really. A lot of other things went wrong too during that but they seem pretty minor next to all that

Are you making a respectable income?

AWKWARD?
Hands down. My (now ex-) girlfriend was round my house for the night and my parents had gone out, and other than us, only my sister and her mate were in the house.
So we're watching some movie and she starts giving me a blowjob when my sister knocks on the living room door once and bursts in, giving me all of 2 seconds to tuck my boner into my boxers. So she's standing there in the doorway, and just when I thought my face was going to sizzle up and burn, my darling sibling proclaimed:
"Do you want a mini cocktail sausage?" and held out a plate with those little brown chipolatas on.
"No...we're fine, thanks." I replied.
"You sure?"
"YEAH SURE. BYE NOW. THANKS."

EMBARASSING?
Difficult, 'cause I don't get embarrassed really. If people are laughing at me, I just laugh along, because it's usually funny.
This has got to be at the infamous party, when, after drinking non-stop for twelve hours and throwing up twice, I had sex with a 15 year-old bisexual. Since my memory of the statutory rape was hazy at best, I'm so glad I have a friend like Mike who filmed my drunken seductions, while laughing his merry head off.
And how fortunate that I can count on Rob to blurt out "so where's this lesbian Liam fucked last night? Fucking hell, talk about desperate" while she was less than three feet away.

ANNOYING?
The Biology and Chemistry teacher that me, Mike and Joe had to live with for two years of GCSE. I couldn't possibly explain the whole story, but try to imagine the looks of a witch mixed with the patronising kiddy voice of a Ceebeebies presenter.
This woman was satan. She treated us like little kids and never had the balls to punish us herself: she always ran and got the head of the science department whenever we were fucking with her. She couldn't understand why we couldn't answer test papers because she hadn't taught us what we needed to know, then blamed us for being lazy and not studying.
She quit at the end of our GCSE course, after being at our school for two years. Under a table in the language lab, it still says in permanent marker in letters six inches high "MUNRO IS A BITCH".

LOL!

AWKWARD:

This happened just the other day. I was at a party, and I was having sex with this girl, and we were going at it, when all of a sudden the door opens while Im on top of her, and a drunk Mike Robole stumbles in the door with a hard hat and a flash light and starts saying "We are looking for the rare diamond - OH shit!" And slams the door shut. Then I hear in the distance back at the party Robole yelling "Rico's fucking some chic in there! Come on everyone, let's go watch!" Needless to say I told the girl to wait til another time.

Fuck that! Dont stop mid shag, they could have watched if it was me. As long as some one took my load on there face I aint fussed.

worst situation you have been in?
when I got caught for indecent exposure and the police were like why were you doing that and theres me with my dick and balls cupped in my hands thinking oh shit I'm fucked and carmly said"it was a dare"


the most awquard situation you have been in?
when a fat girl liked me and kep harrasing me sending notes and phone calls and text messages and rubbing my leg and slapping my ass and genreally did not leave me alone and by fat I mean like seriously fat like a destruction fat you know that fat that gets bullied.


the most embarrasing situation you have been in?
when I was in a music room you get to yourself and when I was in the room with a girl and she started sucking my dick and the teacher burst through the door which gave me all like three seconds to put my dick away and when he was speaking to us he looked at me and my dick was still sticking out and he kept me behind at the end of the leasson and said"why was your penis sticking out of your trouser" yet again I said "dare"


the most annoying situation you have been in?
uumm I don't know really I get annoyed really easly but I think it might be when theere are kids I can easly beat the fuck out of saying my gf's got an nice ass and I just wanna tyrn round and kill them but I can't cause she will never let me and if she finds out she goes mad it's just like plese just let me have one punch plese.