Worst Situation

Fuck that! Dont stop mid shag, they could have watched if it was me. As long as some one took my load on there face I aint fussed.

AWKWARD?
Hands down. My (now ex-) girlfriend was round my house for the night and my parents had gone out, and other than us, only my sister and her mate were in the house.
So we're watching some movie and she starts giving me a blowjob when my sister knocks on the living room door once and bursts in, giving me all of 2 seconds to tuck my boner into my boxers. So she's standing there in the doorway, and just when I thought my face was going to sizzle up and burn, my darling sibling proclaimed:
"Do you want a mini cocktail sausage?" and held out a plate with those little brown chipolatas on.

I wish the rest of the story went

"ex: no thanks, I just had liams" (with spunk driberling down her chin)

hahaha.

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at a party my girl got off with my best mate, when I was there. that fucking sucked.

yeh , ex-mate I cant beleive hed do that to me. im trying to sort things out with my gf- shes like , special. but its hard to forgive.

I have never been cheated on. But it doesn't sound nice.

My current gf has gone to Uni, its only an hour away on train, and from my house to hers on bus it was like 50 mins. But I am scared to death she will lose interest.

At the same time I don't wanna interfere loads in her life while its freshers week.

This situation requires finesse.

I have never been cheated on. But it doesn't sound nice.

My current gf has gone to Uni, its only an hour away on train, and from my house to hers on bus it was like 50 mins. But I am scared to death she will lose interest.

At the same time I don't wanna interfere loads in her life while its freshers week.

This situation requires finesse.

I jinxed myself this morning by posting in this thread.

edit.

Damn Mike. My GF is like that with a lass I know.

Lol sorry, but why was she with Liam in his car etc?

Most embarrassing:
After finishing our GCSEs, I had a load of people round mine and we got totally wankered. My parents got in crates after we had drank all our beer, a few bottles of champagne and a vodka for mike. Anyway, I go upstairs and pass out. During the night, I sleep-walk into my parents room and piss over my dad while he sleeps. My mum had to restrain him from knocking me out as I wake up and wander out the room, oblivious to the fact my dad is soaked in my urine. In the morning, my mum came into my room and told me. I had to go downstairs and have breakfast with my Dad, along with Liam and another mate, who also knew.

The worst situation would be when Vince and me were filming for the 'Life of Boredom DVD' (lol) and so we were in school with Vinces camera. I ran into a teachers lesson and slapped him in the middle of his class, and ran out with it all on camera. I saw him in the corridor later and he was like "That was stupid." and I thought nothing of it.

The next day I came into school late, and when I was walking to the main building, someone leant out a window and was like "The 'principle' is looking for you." so I instantly know what its about.

I'm sitting in his office while he talks to the guy I slapped outside, and I see Vince walking past the window coming in late, so I lean out the principles window and say like "We're fucked.".

That moment was shit. And I was suspended until the end of the school year. lol.



ANYWAY, the most awkward... hmmm...

OK another school moment.

I'm in a computer room, with this hot History teacher. When she is standing behind me facing another student, I started joking around and trying to get my hand as far up her dress as I can without her noticing. (Looking back that was somewhat of a bad idea...) Anyway when my whole forearm is basically up her dress, Vince kicks my elbow, sending my whole arm North.

She turns and looks at me. I was like... :0

She goes "Tom....










Get on with your work. -_- "


Most embarassing... this is hard because I don't embarass easily.

It was probably when my >>>>>> Ex <<<<<< took off her bra to me for the first time. And like a pair of socks rolled out of each cup. I was like...

"Well... thats okay.. I'll just... rub this flat mound of chest and ribs... "