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The ''Last Movie You Watched'' Thread

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post #1,291
01 January 2008, 10:45 UTC#1,291
Salo; 120 days of sodom - jesus fucking christ weak if not seen then see/ CIRCLE OF SHIT end./

shocking africa - python in vag

con air - great movie

august underground penance - 7th time and still fucked.
post #1,292
01 January 2008, 13:11 UTC#1,292
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

Salo; 120 days of sodom - jesus fucking christ weak if not seen then see/ CIRCLE OF SHIT end./


Haha, that movie was fucking ridiculous. The best part was when he shit on the floor and made that bitch eat it (WITH A FORK), because he probably just did it to prove he didn't give a FUCK. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Wasn't the director murdered by a prostitute?
post #1,293
01 January 2008, 23:20 UTC#1,293
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jan 1 2008, 03:11 PM) [snapback]459201[/snapback]

QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

Salo; 120 days of sodom - jesus fucking christ weak if not seen then see/ CIRCLE OF SHIT end./


Haha, that movie was fucking ridiculous. The best part was when he shit on the floor and made that bitch eat it (WITH A FORK), because he probably just did it to prove he didn't give a FUCK. Image file not present in the recovered backup

Wasn't the director murdered by a prostitute?


yeah some bitch ran over him 30 times then spat on him calling him a filthy communist. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #1,294
01 January 2008, 23:32 UTC#1,294
I am legend
post #1,295
02 January 2008, 05:02 UTC#1,295
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

Salo; 120 days of sodom - jesus fucking christ weak if not seen then see/ CIRCLE OF SHIT end./


yeah thats a pretty crazy one. There's a clip of it on efucked somewhere


QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

shocking africa - python in vag


didnt know that, I'll have to check that out.

QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

con air - great movie


retarded movie


QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

august underground penance - 7th time and still fucked.


thats the new one yeah? is it any better than the first 2?
post #1,296
02 January 2008, 07:37 UTC#1,296
QUOTE(WEAK @ Jan 2 2008, 07:02 AM) [snapback]459280[/snapback]




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QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

shocking africa - python in vag


didnt know that, I'll have to check that out.


YOU WILL SEE:

A brutal and prolonged flogging of a mentally ill man by Muslim elders of a village.

Sacrifice of various animals including chickens and antelope.

No less than 3 dozen circumcisions done with a big knife on little kids. The guy doing the cutting has hands that are shakier than an alcoholic with the DTs. OUCH!

A shaman sacrifices a jungle fowl by ripping it's beak off.

Insanely painful looking scenes of tooth chiseling to get a gap in the front teeth. This scene puts all other tooth violence films such as Manchurian Candidate to shame. Unbelievably graphic and hard to watch.

Some bush woman has a rather long (5-6 foot) snake shoved graphically (ie penetration shots) into her vagina to facilitate fertility.

One of the film crews interpreters gets bit by a cobra in the upper arm, after the poor guy lifts a rock, the cobra literally launches at him.

A snake handler lets a venomous snake bite him and a kid, to 'build up immunity'.

People let scorpions sting them many, many times. Then there is an arm-wrestling match where the loser gets stung by a scorpion.

More male circumcision on a group of little kids, all of whom are sporting mohawks like little Mr. T's of the African bush.

A camel that has broken it's leg has it's throat slashed and is then butchered.

Camel castration.

Insane amounts of bloody scarification carving with a razor on many people.

Carving a women's breasts with a razor, and then all over her body with hundreds if not thousands of little slices. Bloody as hell.

And the finale is a long segment with at least a dozen child female clit extraction "surgeries", utilizing a rusty razor blade. Absolutelyunfreakinbelievable. One girl has a seriously herniated belly button that pulsates as she struggles against the barbaric and hideous torture.

this is probably the harshest mondo I've seen yet. nasty stuff that had me wincing every couple minutes, or feeling like I was gonna blow chunks. definitely an experience I am pleased to have had though.




QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jan 1 2008, 11:45 AM) [snapback]459197[/snapback]

august underground penance - 7th time and still fucked.


thats the new one yeah? is it any better than the first 2?

waaaaaaaaaaaaay better.
post #1,297
02 January 2008, 11:40 UTC#1,297
I thought the Shocking Asia series was pretty bad with the sex change operation footage and all. Maybe I'll skip Shocking Africa.
post #1,298
05 January 2008, 12:29 UTC#1,298
Cannibal Holocaust - Wasn't really shocked in the slightest.
post #1,299
05 January 2008, 12:31 UTC#1,299
Saw III.
post #1,300
05 January 2008, 12:33 UTC#1,300
I Am Legend.

Was disappointed, never once did I get deep enough into the plot. The plot was somehow too shallow.
post #1,301
05 January 2008, 12:39 UTC#1,301
Were there any boobs?
post #1,302
05 January 2008, 14:24 UTC#1,302
Actually yeah there were

Some kind of mutated zombie boobs, but still boobs
post #1,303
05 January 2008, 15:11 UTC#1,303
hurray for boobies
post #1,305
05 January 2008, 16:40 UTC#1,305
Hurray for checked skirts
post #1,306
05 January 2008, 19:21 UTC#1,306
The Mist


FUCK THE ENDING
post #1,307
05 January 2008, 19:26 UTC#1,307
I LOVED the ending.
post #1,308
05 January 2008, 19:27 UTC#1,308
Lol...
It was just so fucked up
post #1,309
05 January 2008, 21:18 UTC#1,309
Yeah man, fuck happy endings, that movie showed you the real deal.
post #1,310
06 January 2008, 03:00 UTC#1,310
Ha, It's not that I wanted a happy ending, but I was not expecting that...
post #1,311
06 January 2008, 03:48 UTC#1,311
the life and deaTH OF BOBBY Z
AND the punisher
thfe punisher surprisede me and I fell asleeep during bobby z
post #1,313
06 January 2008, 05:44 UTC#1,313
Any good?

I mean it doesn't look "good" but is it funny?
post #1,314
06 January 2008, 05:47 UTC#1,314
I'm hanging for the mist... The novella is one of the best things King has written. The ending's pretty downbeat in the book as well.
I'm currently halfway through the boxset of firefly and all I can say is wow... Who in their right mind would cancel such a brilliant show?
post #1,315
06 January 2008, 10:40 UTC#1,315
Hot Rod - Funny as fuck
I Am Legend - pretty good
Demolition Man - Haha such a classic "Would you like to have sex?" D:
post #1,316
06 January 2008, 13:31 UTC#1,316
I Am Legend.

Generally agree with most people, kind of a disappointment. I was hoping for a more psychological focus but that was surrendered as soon as it got past the bit with the dogs. Seeing as how The Omega Man was action focused it would have been great in this adaptation to get more into Neville's mind: his guilt and the crisis of faith that it put him through.

Hated the special effects with a vengeance. We're in 2008 for crying out loud, we shouldn't be seeing shoddy CGI, especially from a big-name studio. That, and the crummy design of the infected, kinda made it hard to immerse myself in the movie.

I disliked the departure from the original novella, since therein the infected still had a notion of humanity, they just couldn't control their urge to kill. The theme there that the infected were even more afraid of Neville than he was of them was a big hole in the movie.
post #1,317
06 January 2008, 17:00 UTC#1,317
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Jan 6 2008, 06:44 AM) [snapback]459754[/snapback]

Any good?

I mean it doesn't look "good" but is it funny?

If you enjoy those types of movies, then hell yeah. Titties, gore, and radioactive zombies. :cool:
post #1,318
06 January 2008, 20:36 UTC#1,318
Rush Hour 3..
Horrible movie, but funny as hell if you're high
post #1,319
07 January 2008, 01:18 UTC#1,319
September Dawn.. unbelievably terrible.
post #1,320
07 January 2008, 01:23 UTC#1,320
Gozu