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funk master steven
post #61
07 May 2006, 16:09 UTC#61
QUOTE(mako @ May 7 2006, 04:07 PM) [snapback]328523[/snapback]

Shit on by the pope.

Get fucked by a tranny with the smallest dick on earth

or

get fucked by a girl with the biggest strapon on earth


Dick one, it would probably be her first time so she would come quick, chicks would take forever and I have seen some big strapons so the biggest one would be crazy.

Arrested for indecent exposure

Caught masterbating by your whole family.
cIRca
post #62
07 May 2006, 16:52 UTC#62
Arrested.

Raped by men or raped by dogs.
pattyt18
post #63
07 May 2006, 17:26 UTC#63
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 7 2006, 04:52 PM) [snapback]328543[/snapback]

Arrested.

Raped by men or raped by dogs.

Men, it's less embaressing

Lose ALL the video you've ever filmed

OR

Disown your family
made
post #64
07 May 2006, 17:32 UTC#64
Lose all the video I ever had.

Lose a finger OR be Welsh?
Skipper
post #65
07 May 2006, 17:34 UTC#65
Finger.

Would u rather.....

tit wank from your mum

OR

or dirty sanchezed by a man
mako
post #66
07 May 2006, 17:35 UTC#66
Lose a finger.. I have one thats all fucked up, so will be good.

cIRca
post #67
07 May 2006, 17:37 UTC#67
Suck your own cock.

OR

Suck your own cock, ey Mako :P
made
post #68
07 May 2006, 19:32 UTC#68
QUOTE(x__made @ May 7 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]328563[/snapback]

Lose all the video I ever had.

Lose a finger OR be Welsh?



QUOTE(Skipper @ May 7 2006, 06:34 PM) [snapback]328566[/snapback]

Finger.



QUOTE(mako @ May 7 2006, 06:35 PM) [snapback]328567[/snapback]

Lose a finger..

LOL!
mako
post #69
07 May 2006, 19:33 UTC#69
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 7 2006, 01:37 PM) [snapback]328568[/snapback]

Suck your own cock.

OR

Suck your own cock, ey Mako :P




OR
cIRca
post #70
07 May 2006, 19:35 UTC#70
Suck your own cock.

OR

Lick that rank pussy WEAK talked about.
FAT JAM
post #71
07 May 2006, 19:50 UTC#71
suck own cock

cant move for the rest of your life
or
cant sleep for the rest of your life

Display Name
post #72
07 May 2006, 19:51 UTC#72
QUOTE(x__made @ May 7 2006, 08:32 PM) [snapback]328610[/snapback]

QUOTE(x__made @ May 7 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]328563[/snapback]

Lose all the video I ever had.

Lose a finger OR be Welsh?



QUOTE(Skipper @ May 7 2006, 06:34 PM) [snapback]328566[/snapback]

Finger.



QUOTE(mako @ May 7 2006, 06:35 PM) [snapback]328567[/snapback]

Lose a finger..

LOL!


:sad2:
FAT JAM
post #73
07 May 2006, 22:45 UTC#73
QUOTE(FAT JAM @ May 7 2006, 07:50 PM) [snapback]328626[/snapback]

suck own cock

cant move for the rest of your life
or
cant sleep for the rest of your life

Belly
post #74
07 May 2006, 22:50 UTC#74
QUOTE(FAT JAM @ May 7 2006, 11:45 PM) [snapback]328691[/snapback]

QUOTE(FAT JAM @ May 7 2006, 07:50 PM) [snapback]328626[/snapback]

suck own cock

cant move for the rest of your life
or
cant sleep for the rest of your life



Cant sleep, not being able to move is no life at all, would suck ass... not being able to sleep you would die after a while so life would be over and stuff wouldnt suck.

Bitten to death by gnats or stung to death by bees?
adEm
post #75
07 May 2006, 22:50 UTC#75
gnats, bee's suck.

be stuck in a time warp

or be stuck in a cave hiding from a bear
Rob764
post #76
07 May 2006, 22:53 UTC#76
Time warp. I'd either kick the asses of numerous historical figures, or partake in the sex bots of the future. It's win-win all round!


Be discovered having sex with Tiger Woods.

Be discovered having sex with Harrison Ford while he is asleep.
broken silence
post #77
07 May 2006, 22:56 UTC#77
Tiger woods.. Can sue him for Rape.. get loads!

Stuck in a Room for Ever With BAM!

Stuck in a room for ever with ville valo!
FAT JAM
post #78
07 May 2006, 23:07 UTC#78
sadly id have to say bam

get your teeth ripped out
or
your nails toe and finger
Karl
post #79
08 May 2006, 00:07 UTC#79
nails

cant tell left and right

or

cant tell time
Adrian Rize
post #80
08 May 2006, 00:20 UTC#80
cant tell left and right

Run across 10 lanes of motorway, risking your life.
OR
Get arrested, fines and community service.
funk master steven
post #81
08 May 2006, 01:50 UTC#81
QUOTE(x__made @ May 7 2006, 05:32 PM) [snapback]328563[/snapback]

Lose all the video I ever had.


Nah, I'd rather be disowned, you can always be re-owned but you can't get footage back.


QUOTE(Adrian Rize @ May 8 2006, 12:20 AM) [snapback]328723[/snapback]

cant tell left and right

Run across 10 lanes of motorway, risking your life.
OR
Get arrested, fines and community service.


10 lanes duh.

Shit glass

or

Shit hot coals.
moldytoaster
post #82
08 May 2006, 02:31 UTC#82
Shit hot coals

would you rather loose both arms, and legs?

or

wake up in the year 1525, with no fingers?
Karl
post #83
08 May 2006, 02:37 UTC#83
loose both arms and legs


crap a softball
or
pee a marble
[Lunatiks]Steve
post #84
08 May 2006, 03:03 UTC#84
Crap a softball.....Lol its more natural...youd be amazed what people cans tick in their bums....I think lol



Would you rather....

Lick the top Rim(under the seat, that your not suppose to sit on) of a public toilet....

Or

Lick a Barbershop Floor?>

bes ti could come up with lol
funk master steven
post #85
08 May 2006, 03:05 UTC#85
QUOTE
Steve' date='May 8 2006, 03:03 AM' post='328776']
Crap a softball.....Lol its more natural...youd be amazed what people cans tick in their bums....I think lol



Would you rather....

Lick the top Rim(under the seat, that your not suppose to sit on) of a public toilet....

Or

Lick a Barbershop Floor?>

bes ti could come up with lol


Baber shot floor

Get a vagina and get eaten out by a cougar

or

Get a vagina and get eaten out by a pirahna.
[Lunatiks]Steve
post #86
08 May 2006, 03:11 UTC#86
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 7 2006, 09:05 PM) [snapback]328777[/snapback]
QUOTE
Steve' date='May 8 2006, 03:03 AM' post='328776']
Crap a softball.....Lol its more natural...youd be amazed what people cans tick in their bums....I think lol



Would you rather....

Lick the top Rim(under the seat, that your not suppose to sit on) of a public toilet....

Or

Lick a Barbershop Floor?>

bes ti could come up with lol


Baber shot floor

Get a vagina and get eaten out by a cougar

or

Get a vagina and get eaten out by a pirahna.



Get a Pirahna witha vagina and eat it out.....lol even thought hat isnt what you said it works better for me


Would you rather fuck

Image file not present in the recovered backup

or

Image file not present in the recovered backup
funk master steven
post #87
08 May 2006, 03:19 UTC#87
QUOTE
Steve' date='May 8 2006, 03:11 AM' post='328779']
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 7 2006, 09:05 PM) [snapback]328777[/snapback]
QUOTE
Steve' date='May 8 2006, 03:03 AM' post='328776']
Crap a softball.....Lol its more natural...youd be amazed what people cans tick in their bums....I think lol



Would you rather....

Lick the top Rim(under the seat, that your not suppose to sit on) of a public toilet....

Or

Lick a Barbershop Floor?>

bes ti could come up with lol


Baber shot floor

Get a vagina and get eaten out by a cougar

or

Get a vagina and get eaten out by a pirahna.



Get a Pirahna witha vagina and eat it out.....lol even thought hat isnt what you said it works better for me


Would you rather fuck

Image file not present in the recovered backup

or

Image file not present in the recovered backup


Definatly the bannana, anyone can fuck a bunny but if I'm like "I fucked that dancing bannana" thats a good story.

Jerk 5 guys off

or

Eat a bagle that was cummed on by those five guys.
Adrian Rize
post #88
08 May 2006, 03:23 UTC#88
jerk 5 guys off, its less sick


smash someone, and get arrested for it
or
they smash you and get away
Happyjack
post #89
08 May 2006, 03:26 UTC#89
smash someone and get aressted.

would you rather be killed and forgotton or kill and have everyone hate you?(no emos allowed)
funk master steven
post #90
08 May 2006, 03:29 UTC#90
QUOTE(Happyjack @ May 8 2006, 03:26 AM) [snapback]328786[/snapback]

smash someone and get aressted.

would you rather be killed and forgotton or kill and have everyone hate you?(no emos allowed)


Kill someone and have everyone hate you

And that person would be Bill Gates

And not everyone would hate me, atleast not forever.