06 May 2006, 20:37 UTC#31
QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 6 2006, 08:29 PM) [snapback]328108[/snapback]
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 6 2006, 09:29 PM) [snapback]328096[/snapback]
QUOTE(adEm @ May 6 2006, 06:55 PM) [snapback]328084[/snapback]
I'd fuck angelina, all else fails, I'll just finish off by myself. I honestly wouldn't be able to get a boner for janet reno.
starve for 12 days or not drink anything for 12 days
Not drink anything. Dehydration is alot easier than starvation.
Quite the contrary.
No, there are "Hunger Pains" and you are in constant pain, and you live long enough to see your body waste away.
But with water you just get tired and tired the pass out and die alot sooner.
06 May 2006, 20:53 UTC#32
QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 6 2006, 09:29 PM) [snapback]328108[/snapback]
Would you rather have your entire family think you are gay
or
Have your big toe cut off.
Have my entire family think I was gay.
Be buried alive or drowned?
06 May 2006, 20:55 UTC#33
QUOTE(Belly @ May 6 2006, 08:53 PM) [snapback]328116[/snapback]
QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 6 2006, 09:29 PM) [snapback]328108[/snapback]
Would you rather have your entire family think you are gay
or
Have your big toe cut off.
Have my entire family think I was gay.
Be buried alive or drowned?
Drown. Alot faster.
Buried alive it would take awhile for the oxygen to leave and I'd end up going crazy.
Get aurol sex at your command for life
Getting whatever foood you wanted on command for life.
06 May 2006, 20:59 UTC#34
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 6 2006, 09:55 PM) [snapback]328119[/snapback]
QUOTE(Belly @ May 6 2006, 08:53 PM) [snapback]328116[/snapback]
QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 6 2006, 09:29 PM) [snapback]328108[/snapback]
Would you rather have your entire family think you are gay
or
Have your big toe cut off.
Have my entire family think I was gay.
Be buried alive or drowned?
Drown. Alot faster.
Buried alive it would take awhile for the oxygen to leave and I'd end up going crazy.
Get aurol sex at your command for life
Getting whatever foood you wanted on command for life.
Id take the food, oral sex would get boring after a while.. theres shit loads of different foods.
Haha that made me sound even fatter than I am
Okay house is burning down, you have the chance to run in and save one person...
Your mum or your dad?
06 May 2006, 21:01 UTC#35
QUOTE(Belly @ May 6 2006, 08:59 PM) [snapback]328125[/snapback]
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 6 2006, 09:55 PM) [snapback]328119[/snapback]
QUOTE(Belly @ May 6 2006, 08:53 PM) [snapback]328116[/snapback]
QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 6 2006, 09:29 PM) [snapback]328108[/snapback]
Would you rather have your entire family think you are gay
or
Have your big toe cut off.
Have my entire family think I was gay.
Be buried alive or drowned?
Drown. Alot faster.
Buried alive it would take awhile for the oxygen to leave and I'd end up going crazy.
Get aurol sex at your command for life
Getting whatever foood you wanted on command for life.
Id take the food, oral sex would get boring after a while.. theres shit loads of different foods.
Haha that made me sound even fatter than I am
Okay house is burning down, you have the chance to run in and save one person...
Your mum or your dad?
My Dad is a Man and could save himself. Even if he couldn't he would rather my Mom be saved. So my Mom.
06 May 2006, 21:03 UTC#36
Good point al.
Go deaf or go blind?
06 May 2006, 21:07 UTC#37
QUOTE(Belly @ May 6 2006, 09:03 PM) [snapback]328129[/snapback]
Good point al.
Go deaf or go blind?
Blind, Blindness is the ultimate ignorance, you would haev to imagine everything you can't think of exactly how somthing would be.
When your deaf you just have to worry about communicating through sign language or writing. Both require sight.
But rather be deaf.
06 May 2006, 21:17 UTC#38
now.....
that a big guy hit your nuts with a hammer
or...
that a big guy cut your dick off
mouhahaha
!!!!
06 May 2006, 21:29 UTC#39
QUOTE(Domm @ May 6 2006, 10:17 PM) [snapback]328133[/snapback]
now.....
that a big guy hit your nuts with a hammer
or...
that a big guy cut your dick off
mouhahaha
!!!!
Get hit in the nuts with a hammer,
the pain wouldnt last forever, but your dick will never grow back.. not a very hard choice lol.
Fucking a 20 year old female tramp, or a normal 80 year old woman?
06 May 2006, 22:38 UTC#40
id take the tramp, and no way id do that to my ballz
razor blade to to the anus or vice grips to the cock?
07 May 2006, 07:24 UTC#41
QUOTE(MyK @ May 6 2006, 04:38 PM) [snapback]328161[/snapback]
id take the tramp, and no way id do that to my ballz
razor blade to to the anus or vice grips to the cock?
I take shits every day and wipe hard to get all that shit out..... ill go with the vice grips... fuck I might even do that and take pics or film for fun..... or not .
any who
would you rather...
go to subway order a footlong pizza sub on parmajohn oregano with no salami, with marinara sauce, white cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, banana peppers, jalepeno peppers, with hot sauce, pepper, parmajohn cheese and oregano.......
or
go for a steak sandwich and have a ceaser salad and a seven up with lime juice in it?
07 May 2006, 07:31 UTC#42
Steak
Punch your mom in the pace randomly
or
Punch your gf in the face randomly.
07 May 2006, 09:39 UTC#43
Punch my gf. (if I had one....*sigh*)
Live 3 years in solitary confinment in an attic, or kill a family freind with a hammer (you will get away with the murder but it will haunt u forever lol)
07 May 2006, 11:36 UTC#44
QUOTE(Skipper @ May 7 2006, 10:39 AM) [snapback]328426[/snapback]
Punch my gf. (if I had one....*sigh*)
Live 3 years in solitary confinment in an attic, or kill a family freind with a hammer (you will get away with the murder but it will haunt u forever lol)
Live in the attic. I'm in solitary confinement in my room 99% of the time anyway.
Live for a thousand years with your body ageing everyday or die tomorrow?
07 May 2006, 11:53 UTC#45
live for a thousand years, that would be fucking sweet
Rape a dog and get caught for it..
Or
Rape a girl and get caught for it..
think about it, you will be on the news for both..
07 May 2006, 11:54 UTC#46
Adrian thats just wrong lol
07 May 2006, 12:00 UTC#47
QUOTE(Dan Avery @ May 7 2006, 11:54 AM) [snapback]328452[/snapback]
Adrian thats just wrong lol
answer the fucking question
07 May 2006, 15:20 UTC#48
I'd rape the girl. If I am gunna get ruined I at least wanna have something to show for it.
Finger a cow.
OR
Finger a horse.
07 May 2006, 15:23 UTC#49
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 7 2006, 04:20 PM) [snapback]328495[/snapback]
Finger a cow.
OR
Finger a horse.
Cow. Dunno why.
Consenual sex with:
Michael Barrymore
OR
Bruce Forsyth?
07 May 2006, 15:27 UTC#50
QUOTE(Liam @ May 7 2006, 04:23 PM) [snapback]328497[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 7 2006, 04:20 PM) [snapback]328495[/snapback]
Finger a cow.
OR
Finger a horse.
Cow. Dunno why.
Consenual sex with:
Michael Barrymore
OR
Bruce Forsyth?
Bruce forsyth, barrymnore would get into it too much.
having anal sex with a man,
Give, or take?
07 May 2006, 15:30 UTC#51
QUOTE(Belly @ May 7 2006, 03:27 PM) [snapback]328502[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 7 2006, 04:23 PM) [snapback]328497[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ May 7 2006, 04:20 PM) [snapback]328495[/snapback]
Finger a cow.
OR
Finger a horse.
Cow. Dunno why.
Consenual sex with:
Michael Barrymore
OR
Bruce Forsyth?
Bruce forsyth, barrymnore would get into it too much.
having anal sex with a man,
Give, or take?
Fucking give duh, then just pretend it's a flat chested bitch with a huge clit.
Shoot yourself in the foot
or
Shoot yourself in the hand.
07 May 2006, 15:33 UTC#52
Probably foot, you would get used to walking with a fucked up foot eventually... but your gonna me fucked with a useless hand, so much more stuff you cant do.
EDIT: shit didnt do a question..
damn... cant think of question... sorry
2nd Edit:
got one....
be able to fly for the day, or be invisible for the day?
07 May 2006, 15:36 UTC#53
Fly for a day.
Would you rather...
Shit out of your mouth
OR
Have your cock on your nose
07 May 2006, 15:48 UTC#54
Shit out of my mouth
would you rather kill all your brothers/sisters/parents/grandparent, by hand, and not go to jail
or go to jail for life and be raped once a week
07 May 2006, 15:52 UTC#55
QUOTE(moldytoaster @ May 7 2006, 03:48 PM) [snapback]328515[/snapback]
Shit out of my mouth
would you rather kill all your brothers/sisters/parents/grandparent, by hand, and not go to jail
or go to jail for life and be raped once a week
The one were I don't go to jail.
Be a tampon
or
Be Happy Jack.
07 May 2006, 16:00 UTC#56
be a tampon
have BIG tits
or
have a vagina?
07 May 2006, 16:01 UTC#57
vagina
be blind
or
be without a penis?
07 May 2006, 16:02 UTC#58
be without a penis
would you rather live for the next 350 years
or win $77,000,000,000
07 May 2006, 16:05 UTC#59
QUOTE(mako @ May 7 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]328519[/snapback]
be a tampon
have BIG tits
or
have a vagina?
Tits, I can get tits removed, you can't really get a penis except for those fake ones for sex changes.
QUOTE(moldytoaster @ May 7 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]328521[/snapback]
be without a penis
would you rather live for the next 350 years
or win $77,000,000,000
The money duh.
Get shot by the pope
Get shit on by the pope
07 May 2006, 16:07 UTC#60
Shit on by the pope.
Get fucked by a tranny with the smallest dick on earth
or
get fucked by a girl with the biggest strapon on earth
