Would You Rather...

obviously the wii

Get done in the ass by a big black guy everyday for the rest of your life

or

Do a big black guy in the ass everyday.

Do a big black guy in the ass everyday I aint having my ass split open Image file not present in the recovered backup

fuck a hooker crawling in std's

or

recive a dirty sanchez

Fuck the hooker, I'd just wear a condom.

Have Angelina Jolie tell you that you have a small penis

or

Pre-maturely ejaculate while having sex with Angelina Jolie on film.

she can say all she likes, my wang is huge!

The ability to give girls multiple orgasms just by winking

or

Having the word spread around town tht your the best shag around

the magic winks dude!!!

perice your chota

or

peirce your nuts

Im guessing Chota is your dick? I'd go with that, cause I've always wanted a Prince Charles.

Okay, I cant think of a question, but when I was asked the one about giving or taking with a man, I figured this out.

If you give, you're pretty much consenting to gay sex. If you're taking, then it can be counted as rape. So which would you rather your FRIENDS to know?

your only gay if you take it........ so ill consent to gay sex I suppose

...btw chota is the skin between your balls and your asshole



in both there hayday's

hang out with kurt cobain

or

hang out with elvis

Kurt. Fuck Elvis and fuck his hair.

Chew one of your fingers off

vs

Score your grandma for a minute

Score my grandma for a minute, lasts one minute, no finger lasts a lifetime

Your whole body is covered in hair
or
Projectile vomit every hour

the hair, at least you could shave every so often, and if all else fails sell yourself to a freakshow....

receive anal from a guy, nobody knows

or

have sex with an animal and your whole school/work/ whatever you go knows?

You'd have to be pretty fucked to rape an animal. At least if you took anal you could take comfort in knowing that you didn't have a choice.

Beat up a girl.

Or

Be beaten up by girls.

Smakc tht bitch up.

Eat own Shit.

or

a Super Models SHit.

Supermodel

Rape your neice or nephew?

I'd rape your nephew.

Niece?

But I havent neither

Sex with

Taylor Hanson
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or

Zac Hanson
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Taylor Hanson

Would you rather have one leg, or be black?

Id choose suicide

I'd be black, cos then I could use my cock as another leg.

Die in a highly painful yet dignified manner, or painless, naked in public, covered in faeces and vomit

painless, you'd be dead, so no embarasment.

lose your cell.

lose your keys.

PS, your in egypt.

Lose keys. I've got service EVERYWHERE.

Okay.

Spend a day with Kurt Cobain

or

Spend a day with Bradley Nowell?

Bradley Nowell


All the money you wanted
or
All the women you wanted

Money, and I so wold have picked kurt

Life time supply of alcohol

or

Life time supply of weed

Alcohol



Bald or Mullet

bald

happyjack is a fag
or
happyjack has no penis

Happyjack is a fag

choke on a regular dorito
or
choke on a ranch flavored dorito

Ranch all the way

Go on killing spree, shoot up whole school, then kill yourself

or

Listen to a Hanson record?

Hanson. What a stupid fucking question





Best ass ever

or

Best boobs ever

WTF?

How that any better of a question.

brings up people's preferences which is assumingly what this is about...

What you said was pretty dumb as no one would chose that over listenin to a bit of music...

But who the fuck would want tits? You asking

Have perfect tits

or

Perfect ass

No on here has imperfect tits why would it matter?