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post #24,271
07 December 2007, 00:16 UTC#24,271
QUOTE(G. @ Dec 7 2007, 02:11 AM) [snapback]455190[/snapback]

QUOTE(ADV_Flynn @ Dec 7 2007, 02:52 AM) [snapback]455188[/snapback]

got to sit in a gas chamber today


Are you a jew?


fucking lol!!
post #24,272
07 December 2007, 00:27 UTC#24,272
QUOTE(MattG @ Dec 6 2007, 10:02 PM) [snapback]455161[/snapback]

im getting another piercing and its not on my wiener or balls.. can you guess where?
the winner will get a friendly smile

anyone here got their cock pierced besides duran?
post #24,273
07 December 2007, 00:38 UTC#24,273
mmmmmmmm... got my elliot smith playlist on shuffle, so nice feeling, just wish it was summer and I had my window open and could see the stars/moon better
post #24,274
07 December 2007, 01:55 UTC#24,274
QUOTE(mono @ Dec 7 2007, 01:27 AM) [snapback]455192[/snapback]

QUOTE(MattG @ Dec 6 2007, 10:02 PM) [snapback]455161[/snapback]

im getting another piercing and its not on my wiener or balls.. can you guess where?
the winner will get a friendly smile

anyone here got their cock pierced besides duran?

I do.
post #24,275
07 December 2007, 02:16 UTC#24,275
QUOTE(made @ Dec 6 2007, 10:10 PM) [snapback]455166[/snapback]

Nipple.

Belly Button.

Lip.

Ear.

Nose.

you fuckin win
:biggrin:

QUOTE(Wilbur @ Dec 6 2007, 10:11 PM) [snapback]455168[/snapback]

whatever it is, its gonna be gay.

you know me too well

QUOTE(mono @ Dec 7 2007, 01:27 AM) [snapback]455192[/snapback]

QUOTE(MattG @ Dec 6 2007, 10:02 PM) [snapback]455161[/snapback]

im getting another piercing and its not on my wiener or balls.. can you guess where?
the winner will get a friendly smile

anyone here got their cock pierced besides duran?

haha he actually has it done?
I thought that he just named his wiener prince albert..
I dont think I could ever get it done.. I enjoy my wiener just the way it is
post #24,276
07 December 2007, 02:19 UTC#24,276
send me some songs from that fucker mike. can send you some from cypress hill, the reaaaaal shit, dog.
post #24,277
07 December 2007, 02:19 UTC#24,277
Mako...
post #24,278
07 December 2007, 02:27 UTC#24,278
THE FUNKY CYPRESS HILL SHIT!
post #24,279
07 December 2007, 02:29 UTC#24,279
Shhhh plz....
post #24,280
07 December 2007, 02:29 UTC#24,280
I swear I can hear my housemate upstairs mastubating, she keeps doing low moans and deep breathing and she's on her own up there.
post #24,281
07 December 2007, 02:31 UTC#24,281
who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? don't you know I'm loco?

EEEEEN
post #24,282
07 December 2007, 02:31 UTC#24,282
1: Get a camera, phone will do.
2: Sneak up and wait outside her door.
3: Kick it down and shout "Rape Shoes Back".
4: Run like fuck.
post #24,283
07 December 2007, 02:32 UTC#24,283
do what matt says.
post #24,284
07 December 2007, 02:33 UTC#24,284
QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 04:31 AM) [snapback]455269[/snapback]

1: Get a camera, phone will do.
2: Sneak up and wait outside her door.
3: Kick it down and shout "Rape Shoes Back".
4: Perform a sex crime with a size 10 trainer. Consume all the evidence. When the police investigation starts, blame a black man.


DEAL!
post #24,285
07 December 2007, 02:35 UTC#24,285
Haha, is it wierd I still have that shoe?
post #24,286
07 December 2007, 02:37 UTC#24,286
QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 04:31 AM) [snapback]455269[/snapback]

3: Kick it down and shout "Rape Shoes Back".

Rape Shoe never left. It lives...inside us all.
post #24,287
07 December 2007, 02:39 UTC#24,287
QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 04:35 AM) [snapback]455274[/snapback]

Haha, is it wierd I still have that shoe?



:laugh:
post #24,288
07 December 2007, 02:41 UTC#24,288
Iswear im looking at it now, I always mean to fetch it out when me and Liam hit the town. I just wanna see people faces when they ask us about the it and were like "Oh the Rapeshoe? Its the shoe you got raped in."
post #24,289
07 December 2007, 02:44 UTC#24,289
QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 04:41 AM) [snapback]455280[/snapback]
I just wanna see people faces when they ask us about the it and were like "Oh the Rapeshoe? Its the shoe you got raped in."


They'd probably be shit scared. Like you were saying some sort of cryptic threat and in a moments time you'd bundle them into the back of a transit van and they'd turn up headless and cum-soaked in the canal 3 weeks later.
post #24,290
07 December 2007, 02:48 UTC#24,290
LAWL!

Meh, Yorkshire people aint phased by that shit. They'd probably just have a Rapeshoe as well.

Liam and I seem to always end up in Greggs laying on floor pissing ourselvees laughing at "Tuna Crisp", fuck knows why. Nearly got thrown out. Then we were cock blocking Marc which was amazing. I was playing Liam as a guitar and he was doing the noises. This chich just looked at us then looked at Marc, was fucking funny.
post #24,291
07 December 2007, 02:50 UTC#24,291
QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 03:48 AM) [snapback]455291[/snapback]

LAWL!

Meh, Yorkshire people aint phased by that shit. They'd probably just have a Rapeshoe as well.

Liam and I seem to always end up in Greggs laying on floor pissing ourselvees laughing at "Tuna Crisp", fuck knows why. Nearly got thrown out. Then we were cock blocking Marc which was amazing. I was playing Liam as a guitar and he was doing the noises. This chich just looked at us then looked at Marc, was fucking funny.

That was a fucking amazing night.
post #24,292
07 December 2007, 02:51 UTC#24,292
It was indeed.

Was even better when we were leaving Flares and that chav bitch dropped like £20 and I totally stole it. :p

We needed it for the £9 Budweiser.
post #24,293
07 December 2007, 02:51 UTC#24,293
Goddamn I'm missing out on all the Yorkshire tom-foolery.
post #24,294
07 December 2007, 02:53 UTC#24,294
QUOTE(Liam @ Dec 7 2007, 03:50 AM) [snapback]455294[/snapback]

QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 03:48 AM) [snapback]455291[/snapback]

LAWL!

Meh, Yorkshire people aint phased by that shit. They'd probably just have a Rapeshoe as well.

Liam and I seem to always end up in Greggs laying on floor pissing ourselvees laughing at "Tuna Crisp", fuck knows why. Nearly got thrown out. Then we were cock blocking Marc which was amazing. I was playing Liam as a guitar and he was doing the noises. This chich just looked at us then looked at Marc, was fucking funny.

That was a fucking amazing night.


:laugh:
post #24,295
07 December 2007, 02:54 UTC#24,295
Which is why you gotta come stay. Come mosh with us at Walkabout, me and Liam were literally the only people moving, everyone else was like dead.
post #24,296
07 December 2007, 04:34 UTC#24,296
loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?


AHHAHAHA aww man.. im dieing
post #24,297
07 December 2007, 07:03 UTC#24,297
This one bitch is crying, I want my fucking waffles.

Dr. Dre + beer pong = me unbeatable.
post #24,298
07 December 2007, 08:59 UTC#24,298
QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 12:37 AM) [snapback]455183[/snapback]

Your shitting me?

He never bought them for £70? Link?

I'm almost sure I didn't.

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QUOTE(made @ Dec 7 2007, 03:51 AM) [snapback]455295[/snapback]

It was indeed.

Was even better when we were leaving Flares and that chav bitch dropped like £20 and I totally stole it. :p

We needed it for the £9 Budweiser.

Haha! How come you were mad at me when I stole £120 from the gay? :laugh:
post #24,299
07 December 2007, 09:28 UTC#24,299
QUOTE(cIRca @ Dec 7 2007, 09:59 AM) [snapback]455316[/snapback]

Haha! How come you were mad at me when I stole £120 from the gay? :laugh:

Full story plz. :laugh:

And what's beer pong? I'm guessing it's playing ping-pong while you're drinking beer? Or is it like rhyming slang for beer bong?

So yeah, I was reading a book about philosophy before. I didn't really learn anything. I did, however, come to the conclusion that Plato is a knob, so I guess that's something. Man, I need a beer. It's Friday night and I'm doing jack shit. This guy I know is waiting on a mad batch of K, so we'll see how that eventuates I guess. Until then, I'm going on the intraweb (and by that, I mean looking at pr0n)