Tell HGF Things

Im sure you all have heard about the love-hate relationship me and ryan have due to the fact that I'm beatin out his mom n all. Well in case you don't I spent the night, put him in his Grayco lol, and pipe his mom. He woke up, got mad, I whooped his ass, and married the bitch, I mean his mom. Well lately me and my son ryan had THE TALK. One night I was digging in his mom like a gravesite and I heard a loud POP!!! I was like "What the heck was that Bitch?" and she was like that was your d**k hitting the roof of my mouth and I was like "But im beatin it from the back" and she looked at me and was like "Now you know you got some long wood, I don't even know why you tryin to front" and I was like "oh yeah my bad" and kept pulverizing her clitoris/tonsils. After a couple of hours I got bored and decided to make a video so I grabbed the camera. I happened to noticed that the clap of her ass around my long cylinder-like vessel sounded like a snare drum and when I would long-stroke it like Tiger Woods (no pun intended) my wood would hit the roof of her mouth and sounded like a bass drum. So I eventually added a cymbal noise in by smacking her ass repeatedly and came up wit a hot beat. I perfected my beat and filmed it as well as spit 300 bars while I was beating it from the back and made a music video. After about a week I finally nutted in her face and sent her off to work. While cleaning up the construction yard aka bed my son/ best friend Ryan came in and I wanted to have some bonding time but didn't know how so I told him to sit down and watch a video with me. At first he was rebelliious to the idea but I gave him a double-leg that would make Superman cry like a lil ryan, I mean bitch. As we were watching I saw Ryan's face fill with interest and he began asking numerous questions. As I answered them with my expert knowledge of getting butt ,cause that's what I do for a living, he finally got quiet with a distorted look on his face as if he realized something new. He then broke his silence and asked "Daddy, who is that woman?" I looked at him with a smirk only the Grinch could match and said "Yo Mamma"

The End

philadelphia's the ugliest city in america

We got our new flat! Move in on saturday!

hey everyone body. its raining outside.....great

I get back the 15th December. I'm down for some partying. Since Uni my drinking level has reached epic proportions.

Happy birthday Finland =)

90yrs of incest

Boredddd.

woo!

Hey Robert.

Mattt, tell Marc we're only going out Saturday night. He texted me and I can't reply.

On it...

Wahey. Just finished my last assignment for the semester. Roll on Saturday night.

Hows GH2 treating you?

Completed Hard, on the last stage of Expert, but I've only beat Beast And The Harlot.

Free Bird is so frustrating, the first bit is so easy and boring; but you have to sit through it every time you attempt it. Does my head in.

Start moving shit into the flat today.

I'm making brownies!

im getting another piercing and its not on my wiener or balls.. can you guess where?
the winner will get a friendly smile

I dont wanna play.

you play now!!!

Nipple.

Belly Button.

Lip.

Ear.

Nose.

whatever it is, its gonna be gay.

I will win them.

I will fucking win.

You won them alright.


You spent 70 quid winning them though.

I ran into my friends car in front of some random lady.

She kept telling me "your gonna go tell him right now" and I kept going "shut up please I'm pretty sure I'm gonna tell him I'm walking up to his apartment right now"

"no your gonna tell him right now"

"please just shut up and go away"

"do you talk to your mother like that"

Yadada she eventually left me alone and shit but today I was pulling into complex and see some huge dude get out of a car, then go into her house. Glad I was driving a different car earlier or I could have been on the ass end of a kicking.

£70 on what?

Those random glasses.

Your shitting me?

He never bought them for £70? Link?

if u embed a video somewhere will it still count a veiw?

got to sit in a gas chamber today

Are you a jew?