28 November 2007, 22:04 UTC#23,881
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Nov 28 2007, 11:02 PM) [snapback]453081[/snapback]
I'll never squirt my baby juice inside a girl, condom or not. all my babies end up on my stomach or sheets. that's just me.
Why? haha. Thats what condoms are designed to take, unless you like shoot your jizz into orbit or summit.
28 November 2007, 22:05 UTC#23,882
because I don't really see a point.
28 November 2007, 22:07 UTC#23,883
yeah fuck you skipper
28 November 2007, 22:08 UTC#23,884
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Nov 28 2007, 11:05 PM) [snapback]453084[/snapback]
because Im a fag.
Thats what I heard.
28 November 2007, 22:08 UTC#23,885
It's less messy. I know if every time I went to ejaculate I did it all over myself or my room, I'd have drowned a long time ago.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...VideoID=837726728 November 2007, 22:20 UTC#23,886
QUOTE(Skipper @ Nov 28 2007, 07:08 PM) [snapback]453086[/snapback]
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Nov 28 2007, 11:05 PM) [snapback]453084[/snapback]
because Im a fag.
Thats what I heard.
k.
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2004/10/22/ns-marriage-lm.gifI go for the girls on BC anyway. but I still rest my case on pulling out, even with a condom. rips, leaks, etc. I've had 3 condoms rip on me before. I'm just safe.
28 November 2007, 22:21 UTC#23,887
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Nov 28 2007, 11:20 PM) [snapback]453088[/snapback]
QUOTE(Skipper @ Nov 28 2007, 07:08 PM) [snapback]453086[/snapback]
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ Nov 28 2007, 11:05 PM) [snapback]453084[/snapback]
because Im a fag.
Thats what I heard.
but I still rest my case on pulling out, even with a condom. rips, leaks, etc. I'm just safe.
No, you choose to not come in a female but insted ejaculate on a male. Gay much?
28 November 2007, 22:27 UTC#23,888
are you saying something?
yes skipper, I'll cum on you. stop beating around my bushy genitals.
28 November 2007, 22:28 UTC#23,889
Send me some in a jar. bi.
28 November 2007, 22:32 UTC#23,890
done.
28 November 2007, 22:47 UTC#23,891
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 28 2007, 11:08 PM) [snapback]453087[/snapback]
It's less messy. I know if every time I went to ejaculate I did it all over myself or my room, I'd have drowned a long time ago.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...VideoID=8377267I saw that the night it aired on SNL way back in the summer. Good stuff.
28 November 2007, 22:54 UTC#23,892
I have a signed shirt from tony hawk
anyone want it
28 November 2007, 22:57 UTC#23,893
From the last few posts I need to discuss a few things:
1 - Ray you wank into a condom everytime you wank?
QUOTE
It's less messy. I know if every time I went to ejaculate I did it all over myself or my room, I'd have drowned a long time ago.
2 - Adem you can still get a girl pregnant without actually having come inside of her so if that's the reason you're pulling out you may have a nasty suprise.
3 - Spray on condoms... wouldn't they go down your jap eye a bit and then really hurt to roll off?
That is all.
28 November 2007, 23:36 UTC#23,894
I'd usually just shoot it into the toilet or your mother's oral cavity.
28 November 2007, 23:39 UTC#23,895
QUOTE(hazzardes @ Nov 28 2007, 11:54 PM) [snapback]453096[/snapback]
I have a signed shirt from tony hawk
anyone want it
Really?
I'm not a big Tony Hawk fan but it'd be something cool to have.
28 November 2007, 23:53 UTC#23,896
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 29 2007, 12:36 AM) [snapback]453102[/snapback]
I'd usually just shoot it into the toilet or your mother's oral cavity.
I know you're lying because she has standards.
29 November 2007, 00:27 UTC#23,897
I don't.
29 November 2007, 00:35 UTC#23,898
QUOTE(Ray @ Nov 29 2007, 01:27 AM) [snapback]453107[/snapback]
I don't.
lol
29 November 2007, 00:52 UTC#23,899
QUOTE(corus @ Nov 28 2007, 07:57 PM) [snapback]453097[/snapback]
2 - Adem you can still get a girl pregnant without actually having come inside of her so if that's the reason you're pulling out you may have a nasty suprise.
omg, are you serious? oh fuck oh fuck.
29 November 2007, 01:00 UTC#23,900
Adem, you must remember that Sam's sexual prowess is far superior to anyone else's. His knowledge of reproduction and masculinity in general are truly to be admired.
5,000.
29 November 2007, 01:07 UTC#23,901
well I'm really glad he told me that, it explains a lot. my knowledge has been increased.
29 November 2007, 01:09 UTC#23,902
Why do I wake up in the morning with my sheets stuck to my stomach sometimes, Sam?
29 November 2007, 01:11 UTC#23,903
and why do I have these odd bumps on my penis? she told me she was on birth control, I thought that killed all sexually transmitted diseases.
29 November 2007, 01:15 UTC#23,904
29 November 2007, 01:21 UTC#23,905
what are these tingling feelings I have down in my forbidden zone?
29 November 2007, 01:29 UTC#23,906
Is it true that I can get "hairy palms?" I haven't gotten any yet, and I touched myself twice in 5th grade. I've been wanting to wait and see if it will happen or not.
29 November 2007, 01:32 UTC#23,907
I demand answers!
29 November 2007, 01:34 UTC#23,908
Penis?
EDIT: Does anyone here own a refurbished Xbox 360? I'm wanting to look into getting one because I'm a cheap ass, but still a bit iffy about it. My friend owns one that works perfect though.
29 November 2007, 01:59 UTC#23,909
Yeah, my brothers friend has one like that and it works all good. I think some of them have a warranty as well, not sure though.
29 November 2007, 02:00 UTC#23,910
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Nov 28 2007, 09:34 PM) [snapback]453126[/snapback]
Penis?
EDIT: Does anyone here own a refurbished Xbox 360? I'm wanting to look into getting one because I'm a cheap ass, but still a bit iffy about it. My friend owns one that works perfect though.
Mine is refurbished, Drew. I got it from
http://www.tigerdirect.com It works just fine, haven't had any problems at all.
