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post #21,151
25 September 2007, 11:19 UTC#21,151
The fact that you have to resolve to shoopery, the lowest and most debased form of artistic expression, only dilutes your argument further.

:wink:
post #21,152
25 September 2007, 11:23 UTC#21,152
QUOTE(cIRca @ Sep 25 2007, 10:54 AM) [snapback]439552[/snapback]

Jeanine flashed on camera as a fan video for GOMP. But you're not seing it now. :laugh:

Fuck you. Fuck you right now, you send that over here or I'm out of GOMP. Fact.
post #21,153
25 September 2007, 11:23 UTC#21,153
That is to say it was good enough to base my time on in the first place, and considering how low Halo ranks in my views, I would not want to waste my time any more than necessary.

But I will write a sonnet in due course.

And I was joking Sam HEHEHEEEEEEEE!
post #21,154
25 September 2007, 11:25 UTC#21,154
Don't lie to me.
post #21,155
25 September 2007, 11:27 UTC#21,155
No seriously lol. It's the only thing I knew would draw you out.

Ian will get with her and get footage, I have complete faith. :happy:
post #21,156
25 September 2007, 11:29 UTC#21,156
Shotgun her.

In other news, it's rainy and I need to buy food but I don't want to get wet. That and MSN is being a nob.
post #21,157
25 September 2007, 11:33 UTC#21,157
QUOTE(cIRca @ Sep 25 2007, 10:36 AM) [snapback]439539[/snapback]

I locked my keys in my room last night and had to jam a knife in the lock and break the frame to get in. :(


My mate did that and told the landlord that the frame was really weak and just fell off so he replaced it for her.

QUOTE(corus. @ Sep 25 2007, 10:52 AM) [snapback]439551[/snapback]

Haha I had an early night and feel amazing for it. I win.


You had an early night, you lose.
post #21,159
25 September 2007, 16:31 UTC#21,159
Second day at uni. Everyone in my house is a laugh, I got absolutely fucked last night and I'm about to again. NOICE.
post #21,160
25 September 2007, 16:36 UTC#21,160
We have a Chink in our flat who never leaves his room. And when I say that, I mean it. He's never been in the kitchen/lounge in a week and a half. I've seen him once for about twenty seconds. Fucking weirdo.
post #21,161
25 September 2007, 16:44 UTC#21,161
Drove threw brighton uni yesterday on the bus going to the gym, and it lookedl ike a fucking great laugh, the student bar was packed and I could see people chillin in their flats with drinks ect....I wnan go to the party!!! ;'(
post #21,163
25 September 2007, 19:16 UTC#21,163
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Sep 25 2007, 07:07 PM) [snapback]439606[/snapback]

QUOTE(Sir Liam of PWN @ Sep 25 2007, 05:36 PM) [snapback]439602[/snapback]

We have a Chink in our flat who never leaves his room. And when I say that, I mean it. He's never been in the kitchen/lounge in a week and a half. I've seen him once for about twenty seconds. Fucking weirdo.

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better keep an eye on that guy......


lmfao.

Anyways, out for a SU quiz and then club.
post #21,164
25 September 2007, 19:27 UTC#21,164
Oh yeah you think that's weird Liam, here's a story for you about our delightful nob head flatmate Ben.


We all came home after a fucking heavy night and in the morning the cleaner was like you're in big trouble, someone's been sick over the seat and not cleaned it up blah blah. So we were in the kitchen like what happened? Cause none of us remembered being sick.

We got a letter from the cleaners like if we don't clear it up we'll all get fined 10 quid per head per day it's not cleaned so we were like wtf.

After much confusion Ben comes in a lot later and says in his Essex accent, "Sorry lads it was me." So we were like ah right fair play, but it goes on, "I had the shits and somehow managed to shit on the wall"


HE WIPED FUCKING SHIT ON OUR WALLS AND ALL OVER ONE OF THE SEATS.



We had to go to a disciplinary about it and we all grassed him up and now he's hated in our halls. Everyone fucked about with him last night covering his door in shaving foam and slamming into it till about 3am.


Fucking weirdo.


Enjoy your chink.
post #21,165
25 September 2007, 20:10 UTC#21,165
QUOTE(corus. @ Sep 25 2007, 08:27 PM) [snapback]439628[/snapback]

Oh yeah you think that's weird Liam, here's a story for you about our delightful nob head flatmate Ben.


We all came home after a fucking heavy night and in the morning the cleaner was like you're in big trouble, someone's been sick over the seat and not cleaned it up blah blah. So we were in the kitchen like what happened? Cause none of us remembered being sick.

We got a letter from the cleaners like if we don't clear it up we'll all get fined 10 quid per head per day it's not cleaned so we were like wtf.

After much confusion Ben comes in a lot later and says in his Essex accent, "Sorry lads it was me." So we were like ah right fair play, but it goes on, "I had the shits and somehow managed to shit on the wall"


HE WIPED FUCKING SHIT ON OUR WALLS AND ALL OVER ONE OF THE SEATS.



We had to go to a disciplinary about it and we all grassed him up and now he's hated in our halls. Everyone fucked about with him last night covering his door in shaving foam and slamming into it till about 3am.


Fucking weirdo.


Enjoy your chink.




.... you might wanna keep some bomb sniffin dogs in your room dude....

btw... why aren't you on msn.. I have info for you
post #21,166
25 September 2007, 20:14 UTC#21,166
I am on msn I'm sure.
post #21,167
25 September 2007, 20:28 UTC#21,167
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Sep 25 2007, 06:07 PM) [snapback]439606[/snapback]

QUOTE(Sir Liam of PWN @ Sep 25 2007, 05:36 PM) [snapback]439602[/snapback]

We have a Chink in our flat who never leaves his room. And when I say that, I mean it. He's never been in the kitchen/lounge in a week and a half. I've seen him once for about twenty seconds. Fucking weirdo.

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better keep an eye on that guy......

I lol'd.

:laugh:
post #21,168
25 September 2007, 20:29 UTC#21,168
Chinese killers are the best

Edit: I had a dream that Ben went to the same college I did, isn't that fun?
post #21,169
25 September 2007, 20:30 UTC#21,169
OOoooh, burn!
post #21,170
25 September 2007, 20:41 UTC#21,170
QUOTE(BLL_Geaslin @ Sep 26 2007, 12:29 AM) [snapback]439639[/snapback]

Chinese killers are the best

Edit: I had a dream that Ben went to the same college I did, isn't that fun?

Ben as in Ben-me?

Maybe someday I will Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #21,171
25 September 2007, 20:55 UTC#21,171
Yes, Ben as in Ben-you
It was really weird...cause I happened to see you in one of my classes..and I started yelling.."Hey, it's Tom Cruise!"
post #21,172
25 September 2007, 21:08 UTC#21,172
Hahah, what the fuck.


But seriously, in one of my dreams I met boner jones in a bus. He told me to fuck myself.
post #21,173
25 September 2007, 21:08 UTC#21,173
I don't even think you're the first one on the forums who's had dreams of me. I remember someone else confessing to something similar. What's up with you guys haha

edit: oh yeah, it was that douche canuck from Ontario
post #21,174
25 September 2007, 21:10 UTC#21,174
Maybe we find you dead sexy...
Or maybe you just haunt everyone's dreams
post #21,175
25 September 2007, 21:12 UTC#21,175
Who is douche canuck from ontario?
post #21,177
25 September 2007, 21:31 UTC#21,177
OOO I hope it's a sex dream...
post #21,178
25 September 2007, 22:22 UTC#21,178
My mate had a chinese flatmate that never left her room. He heard her washing her dishes in the toilet.

We had a 16 year old flatmate who we thought was sound until we noticed a fair amount of our stuff went missing. There was 7 of us and we had money, food, clothes, deodorant and loads of other stuff went missing. Called her out on it turns out she was a kleptomaniac or whatever they're called.
post #21,179
25 September 2007, 22:48 UTC#21,179
QUOTE(Kane @ Sep 25 2007, 11:22 PM) [snapback]439657[/snapback]

My mate had a chinese flatmate that never left her room. He heard her washing her dishes in the toilet.

Ahaha, I bet that's what he does.

The funny thing is, that he's obviously either in his room, or he goes out. And the period in between, when he's in the shared bit of the flat, he does as fast as possible. You can hear him outside, jingling the keys to his room before he's even in the flat, ready to dive to safety. And when I did see him, coming in the front door, the look on his face was pretty much clearly "oh shit, he's spotted me". No fucking idea what's going on in his head.
post #21,180
25 September 2007, 22:57 UTC#21,180
sounds like a sociophobe to meee. anyways gotta knock one out then go to bed. catch you on the flipside.