Tell HGF Things

yes, it is fucking hot in arkansas too. 105 degrees with a heat index of 135.

I'm hot, sweaty, tired and ready for a rubdown; any takers?

what am I rubbing on you?

do I get to be naked?

(edited for spelling error)

well my ass took a pounding from a dodgy landing earlier so start rubbing some oils on there. and shit I dont care about nakedness.

yes sir cutie

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http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5969097

thinking about getting one of those, what do you guys think?

sounds good to me.

Got a job at La tasca, woop.

sick.

if it wasn't for the embedded intel card, I would consider getting that. but for basic usage, that would kill.

Fuck yeah, I don't know what "embedded intel card" means so I'd have to look into that, but besides that it looks like a sick comp.

down in additional features

Mobile Intel 945GM Express chipset with integrated 3D graphics, featuring Intel Graphics Media Accelerator (GMA) 950

that's the video card, which is pretty weak.

my buddy has that its pretty sick

needs a new video card.

Yer I was fucking happy, moving in Monday now, all sorted out and stuff. Gonna be weird.

Does anybody here own this Sony camera light?

I'm looking to upgrade sometime since this is what I have right now - LED lgiht.

It beats nothing but I'm looking for something better.

it's three in the morning and some cunt just broke a car window and the fucking alarm wont shut the fucking fuck up :annoyed:

Did you ever get that picture of Anal Lane taken or whatever?

everyone give me a dollar...now, I need $100

im going to taco bell. anyone want me to pick them up something?

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won to him of wanker. Then I have directed to urinate in the disabled
one of the operation of the strong shipwreck, he papa to traverse and
then I have given an effect, of that the relative of Kiefer that
cleaned above of deeper. Two days more later, in bêbeda of the
circumstance, I played for the ascent of goldfish and I lost myself in
him then with its sister. Why? Since then which the cheese shakes the
bread and salame not and we, all the soaps, of that this latte fresh,
that are shaken with spremuta, that is the greater part terrible of
mets, not never concieved. I can breathe air and if I to aerodinamizar
I, receives each possible air, I who I let ulteriorly to old men we to
him to extinguish ourselves of filones and the pulse of the
detonation, when the ruotano and contort in the forms he does the
diverse ones by hand. Waffeln I gave Google.

ooh shiat I forgot. ill do it today. gotta go past that was anyways

Sounds good




On another note...
I got caught by my parents drinking...They are pretty pissed off that I was out drunk
I just got in and it's 6 in the morning...Mom's giving me a speech about how I'm gonna ruin my life by drinking...Goddamnit, she needs to calm down
I understand that I shouldn't be out drinking at my age, but it's fun and I like doing it....
The only reason I really feel bad about all this is that my grandma lives with us and now she knows I drink

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_94PBiLnG_Y

lols mebbe?

I need something to do today :|

Kill yourself.

nah its too warm for that.

I was thinking go to the park and drink beer then act like a loon and annoy people......

where's matt at these days anyway. bitch aint bin in touch for ages and I miss dry humping the fucker.

Ah well park and drink sounds good but id rate you so bad if you killed yourself.

guess ill have to go with out the rating. getting some poontang tonight though so I wont have to go very long without an awesomeness rating

bachikawahwah!