post #17,401
29 January 2007, 21:04 UTC#17,401
MIDGETS ON CHANNEL 4 NOW!! LOOOOOOL THEY GOT SQUEAKY VOICES!!
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post #17,402
29 January 2007, 21:06 UTC#17,402
haha poor primordial midgets. funny lil bastards. in other news. since when wer'nt we all dicks?
post #17,403
29 January 2007, 21:06 UTC#17,403
The bloke is like a real-life hobbit!!
post #17,404
29 January 2007, 21:07 UTC#17,404
I guess back when he was member number 118 and we should all be on our knees sucking his lame cock. Dude was really annoying, glad he left in bad blood, he'll be unlikely to come back.
post #17,405
29 January 2007, 21:08 UTC#17,405
If I ever had one of these dwarf things as a kid, I would so name him sleepy/bashful/grumpy/dock.
post #17,406
29 January 2007, 21:10 UTC#17,406
Why not name him Happy/Sneezy? Those are dwarf's names and adjectives that won't destroy his self-esteem.
post #17,407
29 January 2007, 21:10 UTC#17,407
rumplestiltskin would be my name of choice
post #17,408
29 January 2007, 21:11 UTC#17,408
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Jan 30 2007, 12:10 AM)↑
Why not name him Happy/Sneezy? Those are dwarf's names and adjectives that won't destroy his self-esteem.
Just answered your own question!
post #17,409
29 January 2007, 21:12 UTC#17,409
I'd name him something like Goliath or Judge, or Arnold...a really tall, manly name.
I work primarily through the force of irony. It gives me strength.
I work primarily through the force of irony. It gives me strength.
post #17,410
29 January 2007, 21:12 UTC#17,410
I'll take the assist on that one.I'd name my dwarf child Thor or Vlad maybe. Something really intimidating and scary sounding. OH THE IRONY!
Edit- damn, Liam's beaten me to it. And his joke was a shit load more eloquent.
post #17,411
29 January 2007, 21:14 UTC#17,411
I's name mine, cunt, and everyone would be like 'oooo that littel cunt' and I would lol.
post #17,412
29 January 2007, 21:20 UTC#17,412
QUOTE(Liam @ Jan 29 2007, 09:12 PM)↑
I'd name him something like Goliath or Judge, or Arnold...a really tall, manly name.
I work primarily through the force of irony. It gives me strength.
howsabout biggy smalls?
post #17,413
29 January 2007, 21:24 UTC#17,413
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Jan 29 2007, 10:20 PM)↑
QUOTE(Liam @ Jan 29 2007, 09:12 PM)↑
I'd name him something like Goliath or Judge, or Arnold...a really tall, manly name.
I work primarily through the force of irony. It gives me strength.
howsabout biggy smalls?
Or just Biggy Big. Middle name Gargantua, Giant of Ages.
Last name Vaughan, obviously.
post #17,414
29 January 2007, 21:41 UTC#17,414
post #17,415
29 January 2007, 22:10 UTC#17,415
OMG why is my life so hectic right now?!
ARGH!
ARGH!
post #17,416
29 January 2007, 22:13 UTC#17,416
there something you aint told me?
post #17,417
29 January 2007, 22:13 UTC#17,417
Marc come out tonight!
post #17,418
29 January 2007, 22:13 UTC#17,418
what. fuck. bit late init. also I have an interview at nine. AND im skint. come over. ill get you drunk.
post #17,419
29 January 2007, 22:15 UTC#17,419
I want to keep my eye sight thanks.
I miss you. x
I miss you. x
post #17,420
29 January 2007, 22:17 UTC#17,420
aww I miss you too. we can hook up tomorrow afternoon if you like 
and im not blind. and this stuff is only 27% thankyou.
and im not blind. and this stuff is only 27% thankyou.
post #17,421
29 January 2007, 22:19 UTC#17,421
I'll stick to Budweiser mate.
post #17,422
29 January 2007, 22:20 UTC#17,422
hahaha furry muff.
post #17,423
29 January 2007, 22:26 UTC#17,423
Shaven.
post #17,424
29 January 2007, 22:32 UTC#17,424
you know me all too well.
post #17,425
29 January 2007, 22:34 UTC#17,425
I have nothing to do tomorrow.
post #17,426
29 January 2007, 22:34 UTC#17,426
I figured the only place on your body with hair was your chest and your chin. Bald everywhere else.
In other news, I'm almost to 2,000 posts God bless the internet.
In other news, I'm almost to 2,000 posts
God bless the internet.post #17,427
29 January 2007, 22:36 UTC#17,427
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jan 29 2007, 10:34 PM)↑
I have nothing to do tomorrow.
find someone to have bumsecks with
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Jan 29 2007, 10:34 PM)↑
I figured the only place on your body with hair was your chest and your chin. Bald everywhere else.
In other news, I'm almost to 2,000 posts
God bless the internet.weeeey keep up the good work
im very
tonighthmmm something no one cares about;
top 5 heaviest land mammals
1.African elephant; 16,534 lbs
2.Hippo; 9,920 lbs
3.White Rhino; 7,937 lbs
4.Giraffe; 4,255 lbs
5.American Buffalo; 2,205 lbs
post #17,428
29 January 2007, 22:40 UTC#17,428
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Jan 29 2007, 06:36 PM)↑
top 5 heaviest land mammals
1.African elephant; 16,534 lbs
2.Tom; 9,920 lbs *
3.White Rhino; 7,937 lbs
4.Giraffe; 4,255 lbs
5.American Buffalo; 2,205 lbs
post #17,429
29 January 2007, 22:41 UTC#17,429
how r00d
post #17,430
29 January 2007, 22:50 UTC#17,430
Top one ugliest people ever.
1 = Ray.
1 = Ray.